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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	British Porn? Nov 14^th, 2021 at 2:56am Have any of you tried to watch British porn? The ugliness of the average Brit porn star - male or female - is astounding and is actually a joke in the UK. I am guessing that there is so much competition from American and European porn studios that the locals don't bother to produce a better product.
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Dnarever Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 58238 Here Gender:	Re: British Porn? Reply #1 - Nov 14^th, 2021 at 8:26am Put me down for a No.
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Belgarion Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 5396 Gender:	Re: British Porn? Reply #2 - Nov 14^th, 2021 at 11:10am I am absolutely certain I do not want to know how you know this....
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Re: British Porn?
Reply #3 - Nov 14^th, 2021 at 12:08pm

AiA wrote on Nov 14^th, 2021 at 2:56am:

Have any of you tried to watch British porn? The ugliness of the average Brit porn star - male or female - is astounding and is actually a joke in the UK.

I am guessing that there is so much competition from American and European porn studios that the locals don't bother to produce a better product.

It could be another bright idea of Boris 'Johnson' who evidently should have been a porn star himself.

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Please don't thank me. Effusive fawning and obeisance of disciples, mendicants, and foot-kissers embarrass me.

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Grappler Truth Teller Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 83930 Proud pre-1850's NO Voter Gender:	Re: British Porn? Reply #4 - Nov 14^th, 2021 at 2:14pm Do a lot of personal research into porn, do you? Can't say I've noticed.....
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Reply #5 - Nov 14^th, 2021 at 3:00pm

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2021 at 2:14pm:

Do a lot of personal research into porn, do you? Can't say I've noticed.....

Grappler confesses he doesn't "notice" their faces.

Grappler is more hands-on with his own body than Boris Johnson is and Grappler doesn't have to be called on by the speaker to make an exhibition of himself.

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Johnnie Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 12485 Gender:	Re: British Porn? Reply #6 - Nov 14^th, 2021 at 5:09pm I have done some research into this and British porn seems to be the same as all other porn and its all very multicultural these days.
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Jim Lahey Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2447 Lisa's Merc Gender:	Re: British Porn? Reply #7 - Nov 14^th, 2021 at 5:10pm Lisa is looking like shes lost a bit of weight?
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Johnnie Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 12485 Gender:	Re: British Porn? Reply #8 - Nov 14^th, 2021 at 5:23pm Jim Lahey wrote on Nov 14^th, 2021 at 5:10pm: Lisa is looking like shes lost a bit of weight? Hubba hubba if i were into fat babes, thats not Lisa though because Lisa is trim.
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Jim Lahey Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2447 Lisa's Merc Gender:	Re: British Porn? Reply #9 - Nov 14^th, 2021 at 5:47pm Not hairy enough for Jones?
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Reply #10 - Nov 14^th, 2021 at 6:57pm

AiA wrote on Nov 14^th, 2021 at 2:56am:

Have any of you tried to watch British porn? The ugliness of the average Brit porn star - male or female - is astounding and is actually a joke in the UK.

I am guessing that there is so much competition from American and European porn studios that the locals don't bother to produce a better product.

I watch American, Japanese, Dutch or German porn videos. I have an R-rated DVD somewhere in my room showing Australian porn. But I do not recall watching British porn of any note. Having looked through the lists of the most famous porn actresses from Britain, I could not recognise any names. They do look a little mediocre, I agree.

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Reply #11 - Nov 14^th, 2021 at 7:19pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Nov 14^th, 2021 at 6:57pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 14^th, 2021 at 2:56am:

Have any of you tried to watch British porn? The ugliness of the average Brit porn star - male or female - is astounding and is actually a joke in the UK.

I am guessing that there is so much competition from American and European porn studios that the locals don't bother to produce a better product.

I watch American, Japanese, Dutch or German porn videos. I have an R-rated DVD somewhere in my room showing Australian porn. But I do not recall watching British porn of any note. Having looked through the lists of the most famous porn actresses from Britain, I could not recognise any names. They do look a little mediocre, I agree.

Germans shitting on each other no doubt

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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 24675 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: British Porn? Reply #12 - Nov 14^th, 2021 at 7:59pm Jim Lahey wrote on Nov 14^th, 2021 at 7:19pm: Germans shitting on each other no doubt Just German porn with a lot of German actresses detailing how horny they get when they are alone.
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Reply #13 - Nov 14^th, 2021 at 9:05pm

Jim Lahey wrote on Nov 14^th, 2021 at 7:19pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Nov 14^th, 2021 at 6:57pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 14^th, 2021 at 2:56am:

Have any of you tried to watch British porn? The ugliness of the average Brit porn star - male or female - is astounding and is actually a joke in the UK.

I am guessing that there is so much competition from American and European porn studios that the locals don't bother to produce a better product.

I watch American, Japanese, Dutch or German porn videos. I have an R-rated DVD somewhere in my room showing Australian porn. But I do not recall watching British porn of any note. Having looked through the lists of the most famous porn actresses from Britain, I could not recognise any names. They do look a little mediocre, I agree.

Germans shitting on each other no doubt

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Re: British Porn?
Reply #14 - Nov 15^th, 2021 at 12:10am

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 14^th, 2021 at 3:00pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 14^th, 2021 at 2:14pm:

Do a lot of personal research into porn, do you? Can't say I've noticed.....

Grappler confesses he doesn't "notice" their faces.

Grappler is more hands-on with his own body than Boris Johnson is and Grappler doesn't have to be called on by the speaker to make an exhibition of himself.

Shut your face - I've never noticed any urge to watch porn... even SBS Friday night with its 'Sex In Berlin' or whatever I turn off to another channel...

(the Special Boat Service get into that? Who'd 've thunk it? ... sorry, Ant...)

A real man doesn't need porn...... clearly you are an addict and it has burnt out your brain...

You looking to be taken down again, boy?

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