Karnal
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Poor old Valkie takes his self-funds out of Mother's purse. Not self-retired, "early" retired. Invalid pension. Mental health. Chronic fatigue, bad back, etc. So sad, too bad, so unfair.
And that's okay. We don't mind paying. One in, all in, tinted and tanned alike, ya?
If you prick him does he not bleed? If you victimise him does he not shriek wacist? If you breed him does he not produce your offspring?
I think he does. Matty, you see, is one of us. He's a little Aussie breeder, looking for love. Matty wants our praise so badly, and why not? He makes marvellous little stools, all he has to do is take a dump.
Oh, Matty, that's a nice one, can you make another?
Ooh-er, I like that. It looks like an Aboriginal bark painting. Can I take a picture?
Matty's not retired, boys, he keeps on putting out, day after day after day.
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