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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 16619 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Happy World Toilet Day Reply #15 - Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:24pm A celebratory public defecation will be held at Chez Gordon. The celebration will kick off with a speech from Valkie which is sure to get the bowels of the guests spurting. Seating has been provided on the lawn. Bobby has the gumboot hire franchise.
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Grappler Truth Teller Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 84001 Proud pre-1850's NO Voter Gender:	Re: Happy World Toilet Day Reply #16 - Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:27pm Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting... Sitting to piss is a feminist thing... a real issue!!! REJECT!
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Reply #17 - Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:32pm

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:27pm:

Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing... a real issue!!! Cheesy

REJECT!

Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.

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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Reply #18 - Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:43pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:27pm:

Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing... a real issue!!! Cheesy

REJECT!

Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.

Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.

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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Reply #19 - Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:53pm

AiA wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:27pm:

Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing... a real issue!!! Cheesy

REJECT!

Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.

Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.

I wasn't aware that Valkie was an Abo.

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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Reply #20 - Nov 20^th, 2021 at 12:00am

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:24pm:

A celebratory public defecation will be held at Chez Gordon.

The celebration will kick off with a speech from Valkie which is sure to get the bowels of the guests spurting.

Seating has been provided on the lawn. Bobby has the gumboot hire franchise.

https://www.cultjer.com/img/gallery/thehelp/toilets_in_yard.jpg

Oh, if only. Here's the real Chez Gordon's, Mahar Ganj, on the banks of the River Parramattar.

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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Reply #21 - Nov 20^th, 2021 at 12:00am

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:53pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:27pm:

Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing... a real issue!!! Cheesy

REJECT!

Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.

Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.

I wasn't aware that Valkie was an Abo.

Trolls do not understand the exercise of power...

One day it will bite you assholes in the ass....

You are on the list...One more such comment from you laughing boy, and I will again report you and seek your permanent ban.

Got That?

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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Reply #22 - Nov 20^th, 2021 at 12:03am

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:53pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:27pm:

Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing... a real issue!!! Cheesy

REJECT!

Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.

Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.

I wasn't aware that Valkie was an Abo.

You aren't aware of anything, asshole...... but your time is limited.

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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Reply #23 - Nov 20^th, 2021 at 12:12am

AiA wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:27pm:

Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing... a real issue!!! Cheesy

REJECT!

Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.

Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.

Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.

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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Reply #24 - Nov 20^th, 2021 at 12:20am

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 20^th, 2021 at 12:03am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:53pm:

AiA wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:27pm:

Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing... a real issue!!! Cheesy

REJECT!

Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.

Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.

I wasn't aware that Valkie was an Abo.

You aren't aware of anything, asshole...... but your time is limited.

Oh? Taken Valkie yabbying, have you?

Grappler's onto him, Laugh. We all knew Valkie wasn't a real Abo, he just ticked the box, thinking he'd get extra benefits.

What did Valkie think he was going to get, Grappler?

Free pencils for his kids? A NAIDOC showbag? An invite to the next Blacktown City Council smoking ceremony?

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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Reply #25 - Nov 20^th, 2021 at 12:30am

Karnal wrote on Nov 20^th, 2021 at 12:12am:

AiA wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:27pm:

Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing... a real issue!!! Cheesy

REJECT!

Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.

Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.

Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.

Valkie may want to consider a group home to free up funds for a bit of rub & tug.

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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Reply #26 - Nov 20^th, 2021 at 12:58am

AiA wrote on Nov 20^th, 2021 at 12:30am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20^th, 2021 at 12:12am:

AiA wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:27pm:

Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing... a real issue!!! Cheesy

REJECT!

Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.

Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.

Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.

Valkie may want to consider a group home to free up funds for a bit of rub & tug.

He could do worse. Supervision, staff on site, medication time, occupational therapy.

He'll have Darkies wiping his arse, but he'll be good with that.

Matty can always come here and tell us how superior he is. He'll always have us, no?

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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 16619 In your happy place Gender:	Re: Happy World Toilet Day Reply #27 - Nov 20^th, 2021 at 9:45am Will Grappler be handed the microphone while enthroned?
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Reply #28 - Nov 20^th, 2021 at 9:57am

Karnal wrote on Nov 20^th, 2021 at 12:58am:

AiA wrote on Nov 20^th, 2021 at 12:30am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20^th, 2021 at 12:12am:

AiA wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:27pm:

Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing... a real issue!!! Cheesy

REJECT!

Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.

Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.

Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.

Valkie may want to consider a group home to free up funds for a bit of rub & tug.

He could do worse. Supervision, staff on site, medication time, occupational therapy.

He'll have Darkies wiping his arse, but he'll be good with that.

Matty can always come here and tell us how superior he is. He'll always have us, no?

Valkie could do a lot worse. Absolutely. Still, if he freed up a few more dollars he could afford middle-aged Asian massage-whores, women who work long, hard hours. That would be a huge step up from the random aged Abo men who powder his bum now.

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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Reply #29 - Nov 20^th, 2021 at 1:27pm

AiA wrote on Nov 20^th, 2021 at 9:57am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20^th, 2021 at 12:58am:

AiA wrote on Nov 20^th, 2021 at 12:30am:

Karnal wrote on Nov 20^th, 2021 at 12:12am:

AiA wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:43pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:32pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19^th, 2021 at 11:27pm:

Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing... a real issue!!! Cheesy

REJECT!

Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.

Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.

Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.

Valkie may want to consider a group home to free up funds for a bit of rub & tug.

He could do worse. Supervision, staff on site, medication time, occupational therapy.

He'll have Darkies wiping his arse, but he'll be good with that.

Matty can always come here and tell us how superior he is. He'll always have us, no?

Valkie could do a lot worse. Absolutely. Still, if he freed up a few more dollars he could afford middle-aged Asian massage-whores, women who work long, hard hours. That would be a huge step up from the random aged Abo men who powder his bum now.

Sure, but if there's one thing we know about Valkie, he's stingy.

He won't be putting out for the VIP service, he'd prefer to remain another white bum in the showers.

Impossible to breed. He's too tight to stick your pinky in. At least the old boy puckers up, not Valkie.

He's tighter than a virgin in an Abo bun. Nobody notices a slice off a cut loaf, no?

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