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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Reply #30 - Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:30pm
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:45am:
Will Grappler be handed the microphone while enthroned?


It's possible. But I doubt anybody's going to switch it on.
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Reply #31 - Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:46pm
 
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:27pm:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:57am:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:58am:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:30am:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:12am:
AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy   Grin Grin Grin Grin

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.


Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.


Valkie may want to consider a group home to free up funds for a bit of rub & tug.


He could do worse. Supervision, staff on site, medication time, occupational therapy.

He'll have Darkies wiping his arse, but he'll be good with that.

Matty can always come here and tell us how superior he is. He'll always have us, no?


Valkie could do a lot worse. Absolutely. Still, if he freed up a few more dollars he could afford middle-aged Asian massage-whores, women who work long, hard hours. That would be a huge step up from the random aged Abo men who powder his bum now.


Sure, but if there's one thing we know about Valkie, he's stingy.

He won't be putting out for the VIP service, he'd prefer to remain another white bum in the showers.

Impossible to breed. He's too tight to stick your pinky in. At least the old boy puckers up, not Valkie.

He's tighter than a virgin in an Abo bun. Nobody notices a slice off a cut loaf, no?


Valkie may be stingy but he isn't a stingy asshole - he just needs to shut up and eat some ass. Unless he has no bum fancy. In that case he can continue to shine knobs.
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Reply #32 - Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:50pm
 
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:30pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:45am:
Will Grappler be handed the microphone while enthroned?


It's possible. But I doubt anybody's going to switch it on.


That's why there's a disease called Stupid.... someone has to speak the truth.
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Reply #33 - Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:51pm
 
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:46pm:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:27pm:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:57am:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:58am:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:30am:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:12am:
AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy   Grin Grin Grin Grin

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.


Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.


Valkie may want to consider a group home to free up funds for a bit of rub & tug.


He could do worse. Supervision, staff on site, medication time, occupational therapy.

He'll have Darkies wiping his arse, but he'll be good with that.

Matty can always come here and tell us how superior he is. He'll always have us, no?


Valkie could do a lot worse. Absolutely. Still, if he freed up a few more dollars he could afford middle-aged Asian massage-whores, women who work long, hard hours. That would be a huge step up from the random aged Abo men who powder his bum now.


Sure, but if there's one thing we know about Valkie, he's stingy.

He won't be putting out for the VIP service, he'd prefer to remain another white bum in the showers.

Impossible to breed. He's too tight to stick your pinky in. At least the old boy puckers up, not Valkie.

He's tighter than a virgin in an Abo bun. Nobody notices a slice off a cut loaf, no?


Valkie may be stingy but he isn't a stingy asshole - he just needs to shut up and eat some ass. Unless he has no bum fancy. In that case he can continue to shine knobs.


True. Where there's a will there's a way, no?
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Reply #34 - Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm
 
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:51pm:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:46pm:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:27pm:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:57am:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:58am:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:30am:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:12am:
AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy   Grin Grin Grin Grin

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.


Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.


Valkie may want to consider a group home to free up funds for a bit of rub & tug.


He could do worse. Supervision, staff on site, medication time, occupational therapy.

He'll have Darkies wiping his arse, but he'll be good with that.

Matty can always come here and tell us how superior he is. He'll always have us, no?


Valkie could do a lot worse. Absolutely. Still, if he freed up a few more dollars he could afford middle-aged Asian massage-whores, women who work long, hard hours. That would be a huge step up from the random aged Abo men who powder his bum now.


Sure, but if there's one thing we know about Valkie, he's stingy.

He won't be putting out for the VIP service, he'd prefer to remain another white bum in the showers.

Impossible to breed. He's too tight to stick your pinky in. At least the old boy puckers up, not Valkie.

He's tighter than a virgin in an Abo bun. Nobody notices a slice off a cut loaf, no?


Valkie may be stingy but he isn't a stingy asshole - he just needs to shut up and eat some ass. Unless he has no bum fancy. In that case he can continue to shine knobs.


True. Where there's a will there's a way, no?


He needs genital contact. He hasn't had any for so long his hymen has grown together.
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Reply #35 - Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:59pm
 
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm:
He needs genital contact. He hasn't had any for so long his hymen has grown together.


If Ozpolitic denizens get lucky Valkie might suffer a severe and long-lasting case of constipation which allows all his sphincters to heal up and seal his fate.
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Reply #36 - Nov 20th, 2021 at 3:23pm
 
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:51pm:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:46pm:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:27pm:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:57am:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:58am:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:30am:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:12am:
AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy   Grin Grin Grin Grin

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.


Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.


Valkie may want to consider a group home to free up funds for a bit of rub & tug.


He could do worse. Supervision, staff on site, medication time, occupational therapy.

He'll have Darkies wiping his arse, but he'll be good with that.

Matty can always come here and tell us how superior he is. He'll always have us, no?


Valkie could do a lot worse. Absolutely. Still, if he freed up a few more dollars he could afford middle-aged Asian massage-whores, women who work long, hard hours. That would be a huge step up from the random aged Abo men who powder his bum now.


Sure, but if there's one thing we know about Valkie, he's stingy.

He won't be putting out for the VIP service, he'd prefer to remain another white bum in the showers.

Impossible to breed. He's too tight to stick your pinky in. At least the old boy puckers up, not Valkie.

He's tighter than a virgin in an Abo bun. Nobody notices a slice off a cut loaf, no?


Valkie may be stingy but he isn't a stingy asshole - he just needs to shut up and eat some ass. Unless he has no bum fancy. In that case he can continue to shine knobs.


True. Where there's a will there's a way, no?


He needs genital contact. He hasn't had any for so long his hymen has grown together.


That's terrible. Perhaps Bobby could help.

Bobby? Matty requires a procedure, dear.

He needs to be penetrated.
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Reply #37 - Nov 20th, 2021 at 3:25pm
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:59pm:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm:
He needs genital contact. He hasn't had any for so long his hymen has grown together.


If Ozpolitic denizens get lucky Valkie might suffer a severe and long-lasting case of constipation which allows all his sphincters to heal up and seal his fate.


That could work too. We'll need a Lacanian.

Old boy? Matty needs to be blocked.
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Reply #38 - Nov 20th, 2021 at 4:16pm
 
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 3:25pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:59pm:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm:
He needs genital contact. He hasn't had any for so long his hymen has grown together.


If Ozpolitic denizens get lucky Valkie might suffer a severe and long-lasting case of constipation which allows all his sphincters to heal up and seal his fate.


That could work too. We'll need a Lacanian.

Old boy? Matty needs to be blocked.


Ohh, the Karnality.
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Reply #39 - Nov 20th, 2021 at 4:25pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 4:16pm:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 3:25pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:59pm:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm:
He needs genital contact. He hasn't had any for so long his hymen has grown together.


If Ozpolitic denizens get lucky Valkie might suffer a severe and long-lasting case of constipation which allows all his sphincters to heal up and seal his fate.


That could work too. We'll need a Lacanian.

Old boy? Matty needs to be blocked.


Ohh, the Karnality.


Let's not forget to thank K'Anal for his service.

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Reply #40 - Nov 20th, 2021 at 5:24pm
 
Gordon wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 4:25pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 4:16pm:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 3:25pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:59pm:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm:
He needs genital contact. He hasn't had any for so long his hymen has grown together.


If Ozpolitic denizens get lucky Valkie might suffer a severe and long-lasting case of constipation which allows all his sphincters to heal up and seal his fate.


That could work too. We'll need a Lacanian.

Old boy? Matty needs to be blocked.


Ohh, the Karnality.


Let's not forget to thank K'Anal for his service.

https://i.ibb.co/kcZ9gzZ/Manual-Scavenging-social.jpg


Merry Xmas and a happy, new year
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Reply #41 - Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:16pm
 
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 3:23pm:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:51pm:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:46pm:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:27pm:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:57am:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:58am:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:30am:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:12am:
AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy   Grin Grin Grin Grin

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.


Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.


Valkie may want to consider a group home to free up funds for a bit of rub & tug.


He could do worse. Supervision, staff on site, medication time, occupational therapy.

He'll have Darkies wiping his arse, but he'll be good with that.

Matty can always come here and tell us how superior he is. He'll always have us, no?


Valkie could do a lot worse. Absolutely. Still, if he freed up a few more dollars he could afford middle-aged Asian massage-whores, women who work long, hard hours. That would be a huge step up from the random aged Abo men who powder his bum now.


Sure, but if there's one thing we know about Valkie, he's stingy.

He won't be putting out for the VIP service, he'd prefer to remain another white bum in the showers.

Impossible to breed. He's too tight to stick your pinky in. At least the old boy puckers up, not Valkie.

He's tighter than a virgin in an Abo bun. Nobody notices a slice off a cut loaf, no?


Valkie may be stingy but he isn't a stingy asshole - he just needs to shut up and eat some ass. Unless he has no bum fancy. In that case he can continue to shine knobs.


True. Where there's a will there's a way, no?


He needs genital contact. He hasn't had any for so long his hymen has grown together.


That's terrible. Perhaps Bobby could help.

Bobby? Matty requires a procedure, dear.

He needs to be penetrated.


Valkie has a hungry hole, that is the truth, Karnal, but I think Bobby just needs to feed it a sandwich. You see, he isn't up to the hard job of penetration.
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Reply #42 - Nov 20th, 2021 at 11:21pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 5:24pm:
Gordon wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 4:25pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 4:16pm:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 3:25pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:59pm:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm:
He needs genital contact. He hasn't had any for so long his hymen has grown together.


If Ozpolitic denizens get lucky Valkie might suffer a severe and long-lasting case of constipation which allows all his sphincters to heal up and seal his fate.


That could work too. We'll need a Lacanian.

Old boy? Matty needs to be blocked.


Ohh, the Karnality.


Let's not forget to thank K'Anal for his service.

https://i.ibb.co/kcZ9gzZ/Manual-Scavenging-social.jpg


Merry Xmas and a happy, new year
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It's November. The Karnal family don't sell mince pies out of season.

We're not Coles, dear.
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Reply #43 - Nov 20th, 2021 at 11:23pm
 
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:16pm:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 3:23pm:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:51pm:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:46pm:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:27pm:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:57am:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:58am:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:30am:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:12am:
AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy   Grin Grin Grin Grin

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.


Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.


Valkie may want to consider a group home to free up funds for a bit of rub & tug.


He could do worse. Supervision, staff on site, medication time, occupational therapy.

He'll have Darkies wiping his arse, but he'll be good with that.

Matty can always come here and tell us how superior he is. He'll always have us, no?


Valkie could do a lot worse. Absolutely. Still, if he freed up a few more dollars he could afford middle-aged Asian massage-whores, women who work long, hard hours. That would be a huge step up from the random aged Abo men who powder his bum now.


Sure, but if there's one thing we know about Valkie, he's stingy.

He won't be putting out for the VIP service, he'd prefer to remain another white bum in the showers.

Impossible to breed. He's too tight to stick your pinky in. At least the old boy puckers up, not Valkie.

He's tighter than a virgin in an Abo bun. Nobody notices a slice off a cut loaf, no?


Valkie may be stingy but he isn't a stingy asshole - he just needs to shut up and eat some ass. Unless he has no bum fancy. In that case he can continue to shine knobs.


True. Where there's a will there's a way, no?


He needs genital contact. He hasn't had any for so long his hymen has grown together.


That's terrible. Perhaps Bobby could help.

Bobby? Matty requires a procedure, dear.

He needs to be penetrated.


Valkie has a hungry hole, that is the truth, Karnal, but I think Bobby just needs to feed it a sandwich. You see, he isn't up to the hard job of penetration.


Just so. If Bobby cared, he'd feed Matty a nice bit of black pudding.

You?
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Reply #44 - Nov 21st, 2021 at 12:15am
 
Banana-fingers Haji Gordon must be beside himself with joy at the abundance bestowed on the Chez Gordon lawns by guests at the World Toilet Day party.

In several thousand years, certified Bondi Cigars from Chez Gordon could become collectors' items in the hands of the descendants of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon.
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