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Reply #45 - Nov 21st, 2021 at 1:09am
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 12:15am:
Banana-fingers Haji Gordon must be beside himself with joy at the abundance bestowed on the Chez Gordon lawns by guests at the World Toilet Day party.

In several thousand years, certified Bondi Cigars from Chez Gordon could become collectors' items in the hands of the descendants of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon.


Gordon's offspring can't help it, Laugh. They get what they're given.

They'll eat it and they'll like it, no?
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Reply #46 - Nov 21st, 2021 at 1:50am
 
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 11:23pm:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:16pm:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 3:23pm:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 2:37pm:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:51pm:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:46pm:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 1:27pm:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 9:57am:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:58am:
AiA wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:30am:
Karnal wrote on Nov 20th, 2021 at 12:12am:
AiA wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:43pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:32pm:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 19th, 2021 at 11:27pm:
Annual POTTIES Day - when all regardless of 'gender' can Piss On Toilet Tops Instead of Imposed Sitting...

Sitting to piss is a feminist thing...  a real issue!!!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy   Grin Grin Grin Grin

REJECT!


Grappler stands to sh1t and p1ss in his super-size diapers.

Wild bears and the Pope have nothing on Grappler.


Grappler hires an Abo man to sprinkle baby powder on his bum and then dress him in an adult diaper. He claims it is the only thing that can get him hard in his old age.


Grappler can afford to pay for a decent rub-down, he's got savings. Valkie's on the invalid pension.

25% goes to his public housing, a good $50 a week to the pharmacy for his methadone. After the rest of his meds, there's not much left for rub and tugs.

Still, at least he gets more than the dole bludgers. It helps to have an "early retirement", no?

I wish he'd give up the name of his quack.


Valkie may want to consider a group home to free up funds for a bit of rub & tug.


He could do worse. Supervision, staff on site, medication time, occupational therapy.

He'll have Darkies wiping his arse, but he'll be good with that.

Matty can always come here and tell us how superior he is. He'll always have us, no?


Valkie could do a lot worse. Absolutely. Still, if he freed up a few more dollars he could afford middle-aged Asian massage-whores, women who work long, hard hours. That would be a huge step up from the random aged Abo men who powder his bum now.


Sure, but if there's one thing we know about Valkie, he's stingy.

He won't be putting out for the VIP service, he'd prefer to remain another white bum in the showers.

Impossible to breed. He's too tight to stick your pinky in. At least the old boy puckers up, not Valkie.

He's tighter than a virgin in an Abo bun. Nobody notices a slice off a cut loaf, no?


Valkie may be stingy but he isn't a stingy asshole - he just needs to shut up and eat some ass. Unless he has no bum fancy. In that case he can continue to shine knobs.


True. Where there's a will there's a way, no?


He needs genital contact. He hasn't had any for so long his hymen has grown together.


That's terrible. Perhaps Bobby could help.

Bobby? Matty requires a procedure, dear.

He needs to be penetrated.


Valkie has a hungry hole, that is the truth, Karnal, but I think Bobby just needs to feed it a sandwich. You see, he isn't up to the hard job of penetration.


Just so. If Bobby cared, he'd feed Matty a nice bit of black pudding.

You?


Karnal, black pudding is a sausage which implies hardness. You are giving Bobby credit when none is due. As for Valkie, the mechanical click, click, click of his pacemaker would be a huge turnoff for me.
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Reply #47 - Nov 21st, 2021 at 8:59am
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 12:15am:
Banana-fingers Haji Gordon must be beside himself with joy at the abundance bestowed on the Chez Gordon lawns by guests at the World Toilet Day party.

In several thousand years, certified Bondi Cigars from Chez Gordon could become collectors' items in the hands of the descendants of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon.


Since Covid and the cessation of tourists arriving from India, my lawn has been poop free. While correlation does not imply causation, I think it's not hard to join the dots.

Indians are filthy people who can't be toilet trained.

YUCK.
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Reply #48 - Nov 21st, 2021 at 11:06am
 
Gordon wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 8:59am:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 12:15am:
Banana-fingers Haji Gordon must be beside himself with joy at the abundance bestowed on the Chez Gordon lawns by guests at the World Toilet Day party.

In several thousand years, certified Bondi Cigars from Chez Gordon could become collectors' items in the hands of the descendants of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon.


Since Covid and the cessation of tourists arriving from India, my lawn has been poop free. While correlation does not imply causation, I think it's not hard to join the dots.

Indians are filthy people who can't be toilet trained.

YUCK.


Banana-fingers Haji Gordon is feeling as flushed and as brown as his lawn and has as many footmarks on him as his lawn.
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Re: Happy World Toilet Day
Reply #49 - Nov 21st, 2021 at 11:24am
 
has Bobbys mouth ever been used as a toilet at his favourite glory hole?
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Reply #50 - Nov 22nd, 2021 at 6:47pm
 
Gordon wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 8:59am:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 12:15am:
Banana-fingers Haji Gordon must be beside himself with joy at the abundance bestowed on the Chez Gordon lawns by guests at the World Toilet Day party.

In several thousand years, certified Bondi Cigars from Chez Gordon could become collectors' items in the hands of the descendants of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon.


Since Covid and the cessation of tourists arriving from India, my lawn has been poop free. While correlation does not imply causation, I think it's not hard to join the dots.

Indians are filthy people who can't be toilet trained.

YUCK.


You don't have a lawn, you have a carspace. The nature strip out the front belongs to the council, and is littered with three months worth of broken furniture, you know that. It's appalling. The Health Department have been threatening to close you down for years.

The only reason they don't is they don't want you howling racism.
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Reply #51 - Nov 22nd, 2021 at 6:52pm
 
Ah... Come on... Let's get back to old timey...

Say what you like... But you can't beat a good straight sh!t in a good straight sh!tter.

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Reply #52 - Nov 22nd, 2021 at 7:05pm
 
Gordon wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 8:59am:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 12:15am:
Banana-fingers Haji Gordon must be beside himself with joy at the abundance bestowed on the Chez Gordon lawns by guests at the World Toilet Day party.

In several thousand years, certified Bondi Cigars from Chez Gordon could become collectors' items in the hands of the descendants of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon.


Since Covid and the cessation of tourists arriving from India, my lawn has been poop free. While correlation does not imply causation, I think it's not hard to join the dots.

Indians are filthy people who can't be toilet trained.

YUCK.


Did Banana-fingers Haji Gordon seek Government compensation for loss of revenue?

Is the poo drought going to cause Banana-fingers Haji Gordon to face bankruptcy?
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Reply #53 - Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:55pm
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 7:05pm:
Gordon wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 8:59am:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Nov 21st, 2021 at 12:15am:
Banana-fingers Haji Gordon must be beside himself with joy at the abundance bestowed on the Chez Gordon lawns by guests at the World Toilet Day party.

In several thousand years, certified Bondi Cigars from Chez Gordon could become collectors' items in the hands of the descendants of Banana-fingers Haji Gordon.


Since Covid and the cessation of tourists arriving from India, my lawn has been poop free. While correlation does not imply causation, I think it's not hard to join the dots.

Indians are filthy people who can't be toilet trained.

YUCK.


Did Banana-fingers Haji Gordon seek Government compensation for loss of revenue?

Is the poo drought going to cause Banana-fingers Haji Gordon to face bankruptcy?


Now now, Laugh, the Chez Gordon business model has suffered. Negative migration, innit. More country shoppers are leaving than coming in.

Spare a thought for Gordon, who's applying for compensation as we speak. Why should Eastern Suburbs denizens have to put out?

They flew here.
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Reply #54 - Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:57pm
 
WTF is Matty?????

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Reply #55 - Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:58pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:57pm:
WTF is Matty?????

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Ah. Who always says that, Matty?
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Reply #56 - Nov 22nd, 2021 at 10:32pm
 
Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:58pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:57pm:
WTF is Matty?????

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Ah. Who always says that, Matty?


I don't know Greg. Who always says that?

And while you're here Greg (under yet another multi id)....who is Matty ie which ID is Matty?
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Reply #57 - Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:19pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 10:32pm:
Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:58pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:57pm:
WTF is Matty?????

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Ah. Who always says that, Matty?


I don't know Greg. Who always says that?

And while you're here Greg (under yet another multi id)....who is Matty ie which ID is Matty?


You know, dear. You've asked that plenty of times.

Would you like to ask me anything else?
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Reply #58 - Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:23pm
 
Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:19pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 10:32pm:
Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:58pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:57pm:
WTF is Matty?????

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Ah. Who always says that, Matty?


I don't know Greg. Who always says that?

And while you're here Greg (under yet another multi id)....who is Matty ie which ID is Matty?


You know, dear. You've asked that plenty of times.

Would you like to ask me anything else?


I don't care if I've asked you before. I'm asking you now because I can't see any Matty id on this forum.

And yes...I'd love to ask you something else :

Could you list for me all the ids you use on OzPol?  Ta.
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Reply #59 - Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:38pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:23pm:
Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 11:19pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 10:32pm:
Karnal wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:58pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Nov 22nd, 2021 at 9:57pm:
WTF is Matty?????

😳


Ah. Who always says that, Matty?


I don't know Greg. Who always says that?

And while you're here Greg (under yet another multi id)....who is Matty ie which ID is Matty?


You know, dear. You've asked that plenty of times.

Would you like to ask me anything else?


I don't care if I've asked you before. I'm asking you now because I can't see any Matty id on this forum.

And yes...I'd love to ask you something else :

Could you list for me all the ids you use on OzPol?  Ta.


But of course. Karnal's the name, remember it.

Anal K Paki Bastard, Dirty Little Invert, all noms de plume, as it were.

There will only be one Karnal, dear. Not so much an id as an hermeneutic circle, a  metaphysical conundrum, a Cartesian DiChOtOmy.

Where there was id, there shall ego be.

Who's Matty?
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