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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 49735 Gender:	Re: Kamala Reply #15 - Feb 13^th, 2024 at 1:50pm Well at least the USA might finally get a decent Cricket Team up and running with all that Curry being sprinkled around. They're very good at Cricket, at least. Is Kamala and Nikki part of the Bollywood invasion?
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 139651 Gender:	Re: Kamala Reply #16 - Feb 13^th, 2024 at 2:06pm If Trump wins the general election in November, Kamala can just refuse to count the votes. That's right, isn't it?
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Re: Kamala
Reply #17 - Feb 13^th, 2024 at 2:45pm

Jasin wrote on Feb 13^th, 2024 at 1:50pm:

Well at least the USA might finally get a decent Cricket Team up and running with all that Curry being sprinkled around. They're very good at Cricket, at least.
Is Kamala and Nikki part of the Bollywood invasion?

The US fashion industry will be turned on its ear.

Mountains of waste will be turned into treasured commodities.

Perhaps Indians are the answer to the growing problem of waste?

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Re: Kamala
Reply #18 - Feb 13^th, 2024 at 5:04pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Feb 13^th, 2024 at 1:46pm:

Karnal wrote on Feb 13^th, 2024 at 12:30pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Feb 13^th, 2024 at 9:40am:

Kamala Harris should be attacked politically for her indolence, incompetence, negligence, and the fact that she has had zero influence on any socio-political matter.

Kamala Harris is the weakest VP ever and she should be condemned for her incompetence and indolence.

Kamala Harris should be expunged from politics. She had her chance and she wimped out.

Who put you onto expunging Nig Nogs from the US body-politic, Laugh?

Did the old boy have a word in your shell-like ear?

Or did he toot it with his bicycle horn as he was shuffling past on his unicycle?

Asian Indians are now the biggest sector of Asian population in the USA.

The Jews need to be concerned that Asian Indians will displace them in politics and in political power.

Kamala Harris is of Indian origin. Nikki Haley is of Indian origin. Vivek Ramaswamy is of Indian origin.

The Indians are coming. Their US population has doubled in 10 years which is a growth rate of 7% which is about 20x the general US population's natural growth rate of ~0.3%, and probably 0% for the US white population.

At this rate of growth, there will be 300 million Indians in the USA in ~60 years.

Good point, Laugh. As the Major says, Niggers?

Oh, no no no, these people are wogs.

Still, looks like we've flushed out JaSin, no? He's finally confessed.

What took you so long, JaSin?

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Re: Kamala
Reply #19 - Feb 13^th, 2024 at 5:23pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Feb 13^th, 2024 at 1:46pm:

The Indians are coming. At this rate of growth, there will be 300 million Indians in the USA in ~60 years.

The prairies have always given enough. There are approximately 20,500 Plains bison in conservation herds and an additional 420,000 in commercial herds. The people will eat and be content.

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Reply #20 - Jul 7^th, 2024 at 12:08pm

Report: Kamala About To Unburden Herself From What Has Been

WASHINGTON D.C. — Reports from high-level sources in Washington indicate Vice President Kamala Harris is just about to unburden herself from what has been.

"I'm out here on these streets, getting ready to unburden myself -- you know what I mean? HAHA!" said Harris. "I'm starting to see what can be, not what has been, right girl! HAHAHA!!!"

After years of repeatedly envisioning what can be, unburdened from what has been, Harris reportedly feels like her vision is about to come to fruition. "I watched the debate last week, and I immediately started to feel like maybe, just maybe, what has been was about to be unburdened," said Harris. "It's like a yellow school bus - who doesn't love a yellow school bus? It's like a yellow school bus going to space, which is so big. No one could imagine that because they are burdened by what has been, which is yellow school buses that don't go to space. HAHAHAHA!!!!"

As Democrat strategists continue to discuss the possibility of replacing Biden, they too have begun to imagine what could be, unburdened by what has been. "We are so screwed," said strategist Mick Rawls. "It's dementia or psychosis. Ah, the proverbial rock and a hard place. I mean we can still win the election, but at what cost? Have you listened to this woman speak? We are, in a much larger sense, very screwed."

At publishing time, what has been had reportedly denied all reports that it would be unburdening itself from Harris any time soon.

Not satire.

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Re: Kamala
Reply #21 - Yesterday at 5:35pm

Frank wrote on Jul 7^th, 2024 at 12:08pm:

Report: Kamala About To Unburden Herself From What Has Been

WASHINGTON D.C. — Reports from high-level sources in Washington indicate Vice President Kamala Harris is just about to unburden herself from what has been.

"I'm out here on these streets, getting ready to unburden myself -- you know what I mean? HAHA!" said Harris. "I'm starting to see what can be, not what has been, right girl! HAHAHA!!!"

After years of repeatedly envisioning what can be, unburdened from what has been, Harris reportedly feels like her vision is about to come to fruition. "I watched the debate last week, and I immediately started to feel like maybe, just maybe, what has been was about to be unburdened," said Harris. "It's like a yellow school bus - who doesn't love a yellow school bus? It's like a yellow school bus going to space, which is so big. No one could imagine that because they are burdened by what has been, which is yellow school buses that don't go to space. HAHAHAHA!!!!"

As Democrat strategists continue to discuss the possibility of replacing Biden, they too have begun to imagine what could be, unburdened by what has been. "We are so screwed," said strategist Mick Rawls. "It's dementia or psychosis. Ah, the proverbial rock and a hard place. I mean we can still win the election, but at what cost? Have you listened to this woman speak? We are, in a much larger sense, very screwed."

At publishing time, what has been had reportedly denied all reports that it would be unburdening itself from Harris any time soon.

Not satire.

Time present and time past
Are both perhaps present in time future,
And time future contained in time past.
If all time is eternally present
All time is unredeemable.
What might have been is an abstraction
Remaining a perpetual possibility
Only in a world of speculation.
What might have been and what has been
Point to one end, which is always present.
Footfalls echo in the memory
Down the passage which we did not take
Towards the door we never opened
Into the rose-garden. My words echo
Thus, in your mind.
But to what purpose
Disturbing the dust on a bowl of rose-leaves
I do not know.

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