So how many zettajoules to 1C for the top 2km of ocean?
About 2600 zettajoules. That would make this "alarming" Ocean temperature for the top 2Km about 5 one thousandth of a degree plus or minus 4 one thousandth of a degree.
Oh and "
Jovial Monk wrote on Jan 17
th, 2022 at 8:35am:
he long-term ocean warming is larger in the Atlantic and Southern Oceans than in other regions and is mainly attributed, via climate model simulations, to an increase in anthropogenic greenhouse gas concentrations.
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Models tell us. And they have to there were no comprehensive ocean data back in 1960.

But interestingly the XBT's and Argo record in C not zettajoules; but those large number sure seem scary.
Error bars? What error bars?
"LMS quotes the accuracy of XBTs to be 5 m or 2% of depth (whichever is greater) and
±0.2°C in temperature; this value is slightly larger than other reports on XBT accuracy. However, numerous studies on the accuracy of XBT data revealed systematic errors that exceeded the manufacturer-specified limits."
https://agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1002/rog.20022So we have error bars of +/-0.2C (200/1000C and) measurement far smaller. Really too funny.