Postmodern Trendoid III wrote on Feb 23
rd, 2022 at 10:05pm:
Karnal wrote on Feb 23
rd, 2022 at 12:54pm:
Postmodern Trendoid III wrote on Feb 22
nd, 2022 at 10:26pm:
Release The Germans.
Release the Kurds. It may come as some surprise, Mistie, but before the fall of Kabul, your Dear Leader was caving all over the globe. The Turks, the Saudis, Kim, Putin, no one was left with any illusions as to where he stood.
Maybe it will, maybe it won't. I don't see why it
would be Russia. We'll have to wait and see what happens.
It's now left to Sleepy Joe to do what Dear Leader couldnt bring himself to do: shirt-front Putin.
You bet I am, you bet I will.
Russia, if you're listening...
who's dear leader?
Domestos to Morning Mist, Domestos to Morning Mist, Domestos reporting for duty, over.
Mistie here, Domestos. At ease. Identify PPE status, over.
Roger that, Mistie, receiving you loud and clear. Mask on, lungs cleansed and sanitised. Ready for the leftards. Repeat...
Got you, Domestos, good to hear you following the federal safety mandate and applying the correct disinfecting agent. Dear Leader was clear on the protocols. Over.
Roger, Mistie. Number done on the lungs, almost like a cleansing. Sanitised and cleansed, over.
Got you, soldier, you followed Dear Leader's advice and applied said solvents to external surface areas. Repeat instructions, over.
Repeating instructions, Mistie. Cleansing solvents applied directly to the lungs by way of swallowing, according to executive order. Over.
I don't copy you there, son, I may be misreading you. Did you catch the subsequent memo? Over.
Negative, Mistie. Which memo is that?
The one informing it was just a joke. You're not supposed to drink it. Over.
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Sorry, Domestos, repeat. I didn't catch you. Repeat yourself, soldier.
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You're breaking up, Domestos. Do you copy?
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Goddamn, Domestos, identify location, I'm coming over.