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Bobby.

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The Queen owns everything.
Apr 20^th, 2022 at 12:11am

The Queen owns everything.

If you find a huge nugget of gold in your backyard the Queen owns it.
If a meteorite lands in your backyard the Queen owns it -
even a rock from outer space - she owns it - she owns the whole universe
she owns every star in the sky
every galaxy
she owns the Moon
she owns your balls
the sun never sets on the British empire
she's the Queen of Australia
she owns all the oceans
all the fish
she is like a God
and when she dies -
Charlie horse and his home wrecking wife Camilla will own it all.

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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 25002 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: The Queen owns everything. Reply #1 - Apr 20^th, 2022 at 1:02am Have you started a deadpool that includes the Queen? I have. Donald Trump, too. David Attenborough; Harry Belafonte; Sidney Poitier; and Joss Ackland. Heck, if you want to dirty up someone's name, so can I.
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 105254 Melbourne Gender:	Re: The Queen owns everything. Reply #2 - Apr 20^th, 2022 at 7:30am UnSubRocky wrote on Apr 20^th, 2022 at 1:02am: Have you started a deadpool that includes the Queen? I have. Donald Trump, too. David Attenborough; Harry Belafonte; Sidney Poitier; and Joss Ackland. Heck, if you want to dirty up someone's name, so can I.
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Re: The Queen owns everything.
Reply #3 - Apr 20^th, 2022 at 12:36pm

Bobby. wrote on Apr 20^th, 2022 at 12:11am:

The Queen owns everything.

If you find a huge nugget of gold in your backyard the Queen owns it.
If a meteorite lands in your backyard the Queen owns it -
even a rock from outer space - she owns it - she owns the whole universe
she owns every star in the sky
every galaxy
she owns the Moon
she owns your balls
the sun never sets on the British empire
she's the Queen of Australia
she owns all the oceans
all the fish
she is like a God
and when she dies -
Charlie horse and his home wrecking wife Camilla will own it all.

You have the essentials of the Crown, but then you run right off the rails into the realm of hyperbole, the oceans the Universe etc. And no, there is no British Empire. Elizabeth II is Queen of Australia, and I would prefer the Crown than someone like Albanese or Abbott as president of a Republic.

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Bobby.

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Re: The Queen owns everything.
Reply #4 - Apr 21^st, 2022 at 6:26am

issuevoter wrote on Apr 20^th, 2022 at 12:36pm:

You have the essentials of the Crown, but then you run right off the rails into the realm of hyperbole, the oceans the Universe etc. And no, there is no British Empire. Elizabeth II is Queen of Australia, and I would prefer the Crown than someone like Albanese or Abbott as president of a Republic.

Yet there is more than an element of truth in what I say.
I have copied the political satire ideas of the famous comedian -
George Carlin - where the humor comes from the exaggeration.
I call it truth humor.

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