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Re: Is Maccas safe for human consumption?
Reply #150 - May 3^rd, 2023 at 5:58pm

aquascoot wrote on May 3^rd, 2023 at 5:41pm:

Bobby. wrote on May 3^rd, 2023 at 4:29pm:

WTF - now we have 10 year olds cooking unsafe food in unsafe conditions.

What more outrageous stories will Maccas provide us?

bobby

did you know a maccas employee did a deal with the mafia to rig the mcdonalds monopoly card give aways

Sounds legit.

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Reply #151 - May 3^rd, 2023 at 7:16pm

aquascoot wrote on May 3^rd, 2023 at 5:41pm:

Bobby. wrote on May 3^rd, 2023 at 4:29pm:

WTF - now we have 10 year olds cooking unsafe food in unsafe conditions.

What more outrageous stories will Maccas provide us?

bobby

did you know a maccas employee did a deal with the mafia to rig the mcdonalds monopoly card give aways

No - do tell us.

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Reply #152 - May 4^th, 2023 at 4:18pm

Here we go again - Maccas are basically crooks:

https://au.news.yahoo.com/mcdonalds-operator-admits-union-busting-023512200.html

McDonald's operator admits to union-busting campaign

Australian Associated Press
Thu, 4 May 2023

The former operator of a McDonald's franchise in South Australia has agreed to pay
$275,000 in fines and penalties to end court action over
a long-running anti-union campaign among employees.

The Federal Court action was brought by the Shop, Distributive and Allied Employees' Association (SDA) and was settled after the former operators of the Murray Bridge outlet admitted breaching workplace rights by pressuring staff to stop being SDA members or to not join the union.

The breaches and admissions do not relate to the current operators of the fast food outlet, east of Adelaide, nor to McDonald's Australia.

The SDA said workers at Murray Bridge were threatened with demotion and cuts to hours if they remained members and a list of union members was posted on a noticeboard.

The union said it believed the case was the first time a McDonald's store had admitted to a campaign to de-unionise its workforce.

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Reply #154 - May 4^th, 2023 at 5:10pm

Dnarever wrote on Oct 27^th, 2022 at 2:58pm:

Is Maccas safe for human consumption?

Depends on your priorities enough of it could preserve your body for ten thousand years but the preservation process would be likely to commence a bit earlier than preferred.

The preservation, I'm not sure on but the second part is a dead set guarantee (pun intended) .

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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 102827 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Is Maccas safe for human consumption? Reply #155 - May 4^th, 2023 at 5:10pm Captain Caveman wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:08pm: If I already haven't said NO, then NO! Better off eating the wrapper it came in, although get the wrapper before it gets wrapped around the crap and covered in cholesterol. When's the last time you had a big Mac or a 1/4 pounder?
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Reply #156 - May 4^th, 2023 at 5:12pm

Bobby. wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:10pm:

Captain Caveman wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:08pm:

If I already haven't said NO, then NO!
Better off eating the wrapper it came in, although get the wrapper before it gets wrapped around the crap and covered in cholesterol.

When's the last time you had a big Mac or a 1/4 pounder?

I'd have to say 15yrs, at least.
I can't remember, put it that way.

Whole foods bobby.
Try it.

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Reply #157 - May 4^th, 2023 at 5:13pm

Captain Caveman wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:12pm:

Bobby. wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:10pm:

Captain Caveman wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:08pm:

If I already haven't said NO, then NO!
Better off eating the wrapper it came in, although get the wrapper before it gets wrapped around the crap and covered in cholesterol.

When's the last time you had a big Mac or a 1/4 pounder?

I'd have to say 15yrs, at least.
I can't remember, put it that way.

Whole foods bobby.
Try it.

OK - the last time I did I got sick for 2 days.
That was a long time ago -
my guts can't take that "food".

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Reply #158 - May 4^th, 2023 at 5:17pm

Bobby. wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:13pm:

Captain Caveman wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:12pm:

Bobby. wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:10pm:

Captain Caveman wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:08pm:

If I already haven't said NO, then NO!
Better off eating the wrapper it came in, although get the wrapper before it gets wrapped around the crap and covered in cholesterol.

When's the last time you had a big Mac or a 1/4 pounder?

I'd have to say 15yrs, at least.
I can't remember, put it that way.

Whole foods bobby.
Try it.

OK - the last time I did I got sick for 2 days.
That was a long time ago -
my guts can't take that "food".

That's because it's not food.
It's the cheapest way to make exorbitant profit. Wink

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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 102827 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Is Maccas safe for human consumption? Reply #159 - May 4^th, 2023 at 5:19pm Even dogs can't eat their crap:
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Re: Is Maccas safe for human consumption?
Reply #160 - May 4^th, 2023 at 5:21pm

Captain Caveman wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:12pm:

Whole foods

We always have in our home. First thing is chook food, complete cracked corn and wheat. Then rabbit, low fat, fresh caught and quivering pink. Spit out fur and droppings. Collect lerps sap-lumps from trees and honey. Move on to berries and potato with skin on, cut small for chewing. After dark, hit the Macca drive thru, outta here.

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Reply #161 - May 4^th, 2023 at 5:21pm

Captain Caveman wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:17pm:

Bobby. wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:13pm:

Captain Caveman wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:12pm:

Bobby. wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:10pm:

Captain Caveman wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:08pm:

If I already haven't said NO, then NO!
Better off eating the wrapper it came in, although get the wrapper before it gets wrapped around the crap and covered in cholesterol.

When's the last time you had a big Mac or a 1/4 pounder?

I'd have to say 15yrs, at least.
I can't remember, put it that way.

Whole foods bobby.
Try it.

OK - the last time I did I got sick for 2 days.
That was a long time ago -
my guts can't take that "food".

That's because it's not food.
It's the cheapest way to make exorbitant profit. Wink

I'm worried -
there is something wrong with my guts -
I should be able to eat Maccas.

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Re: Is Maccas safe for human consumption?
Reply #162 - May 4^th, 2023 at 5:45pm

Bobby. wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:21pm:

Captain Caveman wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:17pm:

Bobby. wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:13pm:

Captain Caveman wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:12pm:

Bobby. wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:10pm:

Captain Caveman wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:08pm:

If I already haven't said NO, then NO!
Better off eating the wrapper it came in, although get the wrapper before it gets wrapped around the crap and covered in cholesterol.

When's the last time you had a big Mac or a 1/4 pounder?

I'd have to say 15yrs, at least.
I can't remember, put it that way.

Whole foods bobby.
Try it.

OK - the last time I did I got sick for 2 days.
That was a long time ago -
my guts can't take that "food".

That's because it's not food.
It's the cheapest way to make exorbitant profit. Wink

I'm worried -
there is something wrong with my guts -
I should be able to eat Maccas.

Your brain might tell you that, but listen to what your body is telling you
It's looking after you, your brain is programmed to look after your greed.

Why do you want to consume that puss anyway?

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Re: Is Maccas safe for human consumption?
Reply #163 - May 4^th, 2023 at 5:48pm

Captain Caveman wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:45pm:

Your brain might tell you that, but listen to what your body is telling you
It's looking after you, your brain is programmed to look after your greed.

Why do you want to consume that puss anyway?

The last time it was late at night - I was driving and I had missed dinner.
Maccas was open so I got some - it was because I was hungry.

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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 10876 armidale Gender:	Re: Is Maccas safe for human consumption? Reply #164 - May 4^th, 2023 at 6:23pm Bobby. wrote on Apr 29^th, 2022 at 5:18pm: without this stage the food would not have been legal to sell by nationwide standards. Meat that has not been treated in this way is usually used for dog and cat food. So dogs grow big and strong on Macca beef? It's real meat (vs offal in meat pies?). OK by me.
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