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Reply #165 - May 4^th, 2023 at 6:32pm

chimera wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 6:23pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 29^th, 2022 at 5:18pm:

without this stage the food would not have been legal to sell by nationwide standards. Meat that has not been treated in this way is usually used for dog and cat food.

So dogs grow big and strong on Macca beef? It's real meat (vs offal in meat pies?). OK by me.

So - would you eat Maccas if you were hungry?

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Reply #166 - May 4^th, 2023 at 6:34pm

Bobby. wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:10pm:

Captain Caveman wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:08pm:

If I already haven't said NO, then NO!
Better off eating the wrapper it came in, although get the wrapper before it gets wrapped around the crap and covered in cholesterol.

When's the last time you had a big Mac or a 1/4 pounder?

I made the mistake of eating a Big Brekkie Burger (???) sometime last year (coming back from an all-nighter at hospital - I was starving), and I felt sick for about 24 hours.

Didn't throw up or crap my pants or anything, but felt 'not quite right' all day and into the next morning.

Never again.

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Reply #167 - May 4^th, 2023 at 6:37pm

Bobby. wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:48pm:

Captain Caveman wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:45pm:

Your brain might tell you that, but listen to what your body is telling you
It's looking after you, your brain is programmed to look after your greed.

Why do you want to consume that puss anyway?

The last time it was late at night - I was driving and I had missed dinner.
Maccas was open so I got some - it was because I was hungry.

No, you see, that's where you're wrong.
Your brain told you you were hungry.
I guarantee you that your body wasn't, not if you had eaten food already that day.

Your body is punishing you for your silly choice.

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Reply #168 - May 4^th, 2023 at 6:39pm

Bobby. wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 6:32pm:

chimera wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 6:23pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 29^th, 2022 at 5:18pm:

without this stage the food would not have been legal to sell by nationwide standards. Meat that has not been treated in this way is usually used for dog and cat food.

So dogs grow big and strong on Macca beef? It's real meat (vs offal in meat pies?). OK by me.

So - would you eat Maccas if you were hungry?

Hell no.

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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 10876 armidale Gender:	Re: Is Maccas safe for human consumption? Reply #169 - May 4^th, 2023 at 6:50pm Yes real Macca meat. Even slide down a meat pie for sentimental reasons. Rotten grapes from a bottle. Blue stuff in cheese. With 1784 billion bacteria every time.
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Re: Is Maccas safe for human consumption?
Reply #170 - May 4^th, 2023 at 6:58pm

greggerypeccary wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 6:34pm:

Bobby. wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:10pm:

Captain Caveman wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 5:08pm:

If I already haven't said NO, then NO!
Better off eating the wrapper it came in, although get the wrapper before it gets wrapped around the crap and covered in cholesterol.

When's the last time you had a big Mac or a 1/4 pounder?

I made the mistake of eating a Big Brekkie Burger (???) sometime last year (coming back from an all-nighter at hospital - I was starving), and I felt sick for about 24 hours.

Didn't throw up or crap my pants or anything, but felt 'not quite right' all day and into the next morning.

Never again.

I had bad pain in my intestines for 48 hours and
the rest you can guess.

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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 10876 armidale Gender:	Re: Is Maccas safe for human consumption? Reply #171 - May 4^th, 2023 at 7:08pm I buy and recommend the Macca range of nutritious foods. After enjoying a delicious aromatic Hamburger with French Fries, I cut down three trees, carried the firewood into the shed, mowed grass and kicked the ass.
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Re: Is Maccas safe for human consumption?
Reply #172 - May 4^th, 2023 at 7:12pm

Captain Caveman wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 6:39pm:

Bobby. wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 6:32pm:

chimera wrote on May 4^th, 2023 at 6:23pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 29^th, 2022 at 5:18pm:

without this stage the food would not have been legal to sell by nationwide standards. Meat that has not been treated in this way is usually used for dog and cat food.

So dogs grow big and strong on Macca beef? It's real meat (vs offal in meat pies?). OK by me.

So - would you eat Maccas if you were hungry?

Hell no.

Come on - get it into ya. Grin

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Bobby. Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 102830 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Is Maccas safe for human consumption? Reply #173 - May 4^th, 2023 at 7:13pm Even dogs can't eat their food:
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Reply #174 - May 4^th, 2023 at 7:30pm

https://www.aspca.org/pet-care/animal-poison-control/people-foods-avoid-feeding-...
Yeast dough can rise and cause gas to accumulate in your pet’s digestive system. This can be painful and can cause the stomach to bloat, and potentially twist, becoming a life threatening emergency. The yeast produces ethanol as a by-product and a dog ingesting raw bread dough can become drunk.
Dogs cannot eat bread with any additives – including seeds.
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a domesticated carnivorous mammal that typically has a long snout, an acute sense of smell, non-retractable claws, and a barking, howling, or whining voice.

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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 24565 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: Is Maccas safe for human consumption? Reply #175 - May 5^th, 2023 at 1:30pm Dogs cannot really eat bread. They will eat the meat part of the burger. But not much else.
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Bobby. Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 102830 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Is Maccas safe for human consumption? Reply #176 - May 5^th, 2023 at 3:30pm UnSubRocky wrote on May 5^th, 2023 at 1:30pm: Dogs cannot really eat bread. They will eat the meat part of the burger. But not much else. Dogs will eat almost anything. I've seen a dog eat bread - even a piece of banana.
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 136337 Gender:	Re: Is Maccas safe for human consumption? Reply #177 - May 5^th, 2023 at 3:30pm Bobby. wrote on May 5^th, 2023 at 3:30pm: UnSubRocky wrote on May 5^th, 2023 at 1:30pm: Dogs cannot really eat bread. They will eat the meat part of the burger. But not much else. Dogs will eat almost anything. I've seen a dog eat bread - even a piece of banana. They eat vomit and sh!t.
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Re: Is Maccas safe for human consumption?
Reply #178 - May 5^th, 2023 at 4:18pm

greggerypeccary wrote on May 5^th, 2023 at 3:30pm:

Bobby. wrote on May 5^th, 2023 at 3:30pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on May 5^th, 2023 at 1:30pm:

Dogs cannot really eat bread. They will eat the meat part of the burger. But not much else.

Dogs will eat almost anything.
I've seen a dog eat bread - even a piece of banana.

They eat vomit and sh!t.

Thanks for sharing that with us. Embarrassed

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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 10876 armidale Gender:	Re: Is Maccas safe for human consumption? Reply #179 - May 5^th, 2023 at 4:22pm That is all good protein if it's dog food. Pre-digested. Human food is mostly yuk to dogs, they walk off in disgust.
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