Australian Politics Forum - Who Would Name Their Child Sarmad?

Jake Winker Frogen Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1480 Perth WA Gender:	Who Would Name Their Child Sarmad? May 1^st, 2022 at 2:38pm It sounds like a cronic consitipation condition. "I am sorry, but you have Sarmard Syndrome."
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Jake Winker Frogen Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1480 Perth WA Gender:	Re: Who Would Name Their Child Sarmad? Reply #1 - May 1^st, 2022 at 2:44pm "Three crumbs on a keyboard." If anyone named Sarmad ever says that to me again I will strangle him with my bare hands and then chop him up into cat food for my best friend, Henry Gonzalez.
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Agnes. Gold Member Offline St Agness Posts: 1248	Re: Who Would Name Their Child Sarmad? Reply #2 - May 1^st, 2022 at 5:06pm Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 1^st, 2022 at 2:44pm: "Three crumbs on a keyboard." If anyone named Sarmad ever says that to me again I will strangle him with my bare hands and then chop him up into cat food for my best friend, Henry Gonzalez. he would never be eaten
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Reply #3 - May 1^st, 2022 at 5:41pm

Agnes. wrote on May 1^st, 2022 at 5:06pm:

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 1^st, 2022 at 2:44pm:

"Three crumbs on a keyboard."

If anyone named Sarmad ever says that to me again I will strangle him with my bare hands and then chop him up into cat food for my best friend, Henry Gonzalez.

he would never be eaten

Henry must be at least 15 years old now, yes?

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Jake Winker Frogen Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1480 Perth WA Gender:	Re: Who Would Name Their Child Sarmad? Reply #4 - May 1^st, 2022 at 6:13pm Yes, 15. He is getting old.
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Jake Winker Frogen Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1480 Perth WA Gender:	Re: Who Would Name Their Child Sarmad? Reply #5 - May 1^st, 2022 at 7:21pm I love that cat. If he dies before me my heart and soul is going to shatter.
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Reply #6 - May 1^st, 2022 at 7:36pm

I recall when I was a kid I went to visit a Sicilian family friend whose husband had a slavic work colleague over with his wife.

The colleagues wife's name was Minchia (probably spelt differently but thats what it sounded like). In the Sicilian dialect Minchia means 'dick' ....

the poor woman had no idea why everyone kept breaking out in laughter all night. We would just keep finding new reasons to call out to her just so we could say her name. She must have thought we were all rude because we never saw them again

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 38556 Gender:	Re: Who Would Name Their Child Sarmad? Reply #7 - May 1^st, 2022 at 7:36pm Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 1^st, 2022 at 7:21pm: I love that cat. If he dies before me my heart and soul is going to shatter. The prick of a thing even posted at the original PA, you bastard Gonzales!
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Dnarever Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 58266 Here Gender:	Re: Who Would Name Their Child Sarmad? Reply #8 - May 1^st, 2022 at 7:51pm Quote: Who Would Name Their Child Sarmad? Sarmad's Dad ?
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Agnes. Gold Member Offline St Agness Posts: 1248	Re: Who Would Name Their Child Sarmad? Reply #9 - May 1^st, 2022 at 8:24pm or mother hey?
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Jake Winker Frogen Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1480 Perth WA Gender:	Re: Who Would Name Their Child Sarmad? Reply #10 - May 2^nd, 2022 at 2:06pm That must of have been the worst sex ever. If we have a baby it is going to be a Sarmard you know?
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Jake Winker Frogen Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1480 Perth WA Gender:	Re: Who Would Name Their Child Sarmad? Reply #11 - May 2^nd, 2022 at 2:07pm Literally every Sarmad I have ever met, both of them, have been like a fat turd that just will not flush down the toilet.
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Agnes. Gold Member Offline St Agness Posts: 1248	Re: Who Would Name Their Child Sarmad? Reply #12 - May 2^nd, 2022 at 2:58pm Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 2^nd, 2022 at 2:07pm: Literally every Sarmad I have ever met, both of them, have been like a fat turd that just will not flush down the toilet. just pmed you
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Jake Winker Frogen Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1480 Perth WA Gender:	Re: Who Would Name Their Child Sarmad? Reply #13 - May 2^nd, 2022 at 3:12pm Come on now, admit it. The name Sarmard sounds like something you never want either your GP to say or see on a menue. It is a very unpleasant name. A name born to cursed and petty human beings.
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Reply #14 - May 2^nd, 2022 at 5:17pm

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 2^nd, 2022 at 3:12pm:

Come on now, admit it.

The name Sarmard sounds like something you never want either your GP to say or see on a menue.

It is a very unpleasant name.

A name born to cursed and petty human beings.

In a world where the world's richest man can name his son 'X AE A-XII'?

Reads like a covid variant.

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