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Jake Winker Frogen

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Three Crumbs On A Keyboard
May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:17pm

Where I was working the Pakistani bugger head who came in the morning took pictures of the computer keyboard because there were three crumbs on it, sent it up to management, and turned it into a crisis.

I would have just flipped the keyboard over and wiped them away and then just got on with the real job, but that is just me.

Am I insane to think this incident is insane?

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Jake Winker Frogen Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1480 Perth WA Gender:	Re: Three Crumbs On A Keyboard Reply #1 - May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:20pm I drew a smiley face on the pen cup. The Pakistanis objected to it and it was banished.
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Reply #2 - May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:21pm

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:17pm:

Where I was working the Pakistani bugger head who came in the morning took pictures of the computer keyboard because there were three crumbs on it, sent it up to management, and turned it into a crisis.

I would have just flipped the keyboard over and wiped them away and then just got on with the real job, but that is just me.

Am I insane to think this incident is insane?

Bread crumbs deserve better respect. They feel pain too you know.

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Jake Winker Frogen Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1480 Perth WA Gender:	Re: Three Crumbs On A Keyboard Reply #3 - May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:21pm We had to do RAT tests. One came in very quick, which I had not control off, I am the one being tested not the tester, and the Pakistani ranted and raved and said I "faked the test."
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Jake Winker Frogen Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1480 Perth WA Gender:	Re: Three Crumbs On A Keyboard Reply #4 - May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:24pm Arming the building at night was very easy, like starting your car. But then we started having problems and I was the only night guard the Pakistani supervisor accused me of not trying to arm the building correctly. I escalated it and we found out there was a technical fault in the arming system. Did I get an apology?
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Reply #5 - May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:27pm

I stopped a break in at the industrial complex acrosss the street from us, as on my round I saw some half wits jumping over their fence with, I kid you not, white bed sheets on thier heads like KKK.

I yelled out the police are on their way, they ran off to their car and raced off, and I got the license plate number.

The client was over the Moon.

My Pakistanis supervisor's response?

You did not report this on the right email form.

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Jake Winker Frogen Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1480 Perth WA Gender:	Re: Three Crumbs On A Keyboard Reply #6 - May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:28pm I will NEVER work with a Pakistani again.
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Jake Winker Frogen Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1480 Perth WA Gender:	Re: Three Crumbs On A Keyboard Reply #7 - May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:29pm This is the pettiest, half-wit, anal retentive, yet morally certain culture on Earth. I will never work with a Pakistani again.
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Jake Winker Frogen Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1480 Perth WA Gender:	Re: Three Crumbs On A Keyboard Reply #8 - May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:34pm I want India to invade and take control of Pakistan. It has to be done for the good of human progress and sanity. I have never had a problem working with Indias. They are civilized.
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Jake Winker Frogen Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1480 Perth WA Gender:	Re: Three Crumbs On A Keyboard Reply #9 - May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:36pm OK maybe I am going overboard. But if I never meet another Pakistani in my life, I will be OK with that. And why are they taking over the entire security industry when they are some of the weakest, most cry baby men on Earth?
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 103591 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Three Crumbs On A Keyboard Reply #10 - May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:45pm Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:36pm: OK maybe I am going overboard. But if I never meet another Pakistani in my life, I will be OK with that. And why are they taking over the entire security industry when they are some of the weakest, most cry baby men on Earth? Pakis know Judo and Karate.
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Reply #11 - May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:47pm

Bobby. wrote on May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:45pm:

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:36pm:

OK maybe I am going overboard.

But if I never meet another Pakistani in my life, I will be OK with that.

And why are they taking over the entire security industry when they are some of the weakest, most cry baby men on Earth?

Pakis know Judo and Karate.

The only martial arts Pakistani men know is claiming you assaulted them when you raise your voice after their wild flaying of arms and ranting.

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Jake Winker Frogen Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1480 Perth WA Gender:	Re: Three Crumbs On A Keyboard Reply #12 - May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:49pm Indian men will talk it out with you in any human issue. I have got on well with every Indian man I have ever worked with. I lived with one in a hard time, he saved me. But Pakistani men instantly get outraged and play the victim as they put the knife in your back.
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Reply #13 - May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:52pm

Jake Winker Frogen wrote on May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:49pm:

Indian men will talk it out with you in any human issue.

Pakistani men instantly get outraged and play the victim as they put the knife in your back.

A bit of a wild call, given there would be about 600 million Indian males alive and over 100 million Pakistani males.

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Jake Winker Frogen Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1480 Perth WA Gender:	Re: Three Crumbs On A Keyboard Reply #14 - May 3^rd, 2022 at 4:52pm Three mother smacking crumbs on a keyboard is not something a sane person, let alone a good security guard should be concerned with.
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