FutureLeftWank was upset and decided to end it all ..
FLW lives in Melbourne, he was sick of the World, of Covid-19, Chinese belligerence, global warming, species extinction, racial tension, and all the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy the media headlines.
FLW drove his car into his garage at home, carefully sealed up around the windows and doorways of his garage, selected his favourite radio station and left his car at a slow idle.
Two days later, his neighbour realising she had seen no sign of FLW for a while, peered through the garage window to see FLW at the wheel of his car.
Immediately she phoned emergency services. Police, fire and the ambulance arrived promptly.
After pulling FLW from his car and giving him a sip of water, he seemed as good as gold.
FLW drives a Tesla. It now has a flat battery.
He also votes Greens … which explains his non-understanding of the real world.