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FutureTheLeftWant Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6625 Gender:	Poo jabbing Jul 15^th, 2022 at 3:34pm No, no one under 60 says that, but imagine believing this: "Trans and gays are both involved in poo jabbing." For the record, most straight couples under 40 are exploring anal. It's becoming highly normal and common. And who cares, honestly?
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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 25019 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: Poo jabbing Reply #1 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 3:52pm You need to clean yourself far more thoroughly after anal sex than what you would with vaginal sex. I do not want my schlong stinkin' of schitt after banging my girl up her arse. That is why I don't do anal.
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Reply #2 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 3:55pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 3:52pm:

You need to clean yourself far more thoroughly after anal sex than what you would with vaginal sex. I do not want my schlong stinkin' of schitt after banging my girl up her arse. That is why I don't do anal.

Look, if your lady can't clean the pipes before hand then there's an issue.

My wife makes me take a shower after either way

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Reply #3 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 3:57pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 3:52pm:

You need to clean yourself far more thoroughly after anal sex than what you would with vaginal sex. I do not want my schlong stinkin' of schitt after banging my girl up her arse. That is why I don't do anal.

You should clean yourself thoroughly regardless of whether you have anal or vaginal sex, or whether you have sex at all. Clean is clean. You either clean it properly or you don't, in which case it's not clean.

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I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Reply #4 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 3:58pm

John Smith wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 3:57pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 3:52pm:

You need to clean yourself far more thoroughly after anal sex than what you would with vaginal sex. I do not want my schlong stinkin' of schitt after banging my girl up her arse. That is why I don't do anal.

You should clean yourself thoroughly regardless of whether you have anal or vaginal sex, or whether you have sex at all. Clean is clean. You either clean it properly or you don't, in which case it's not clean.

I'm pretty sure he'll telling us what he imagines....

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Reply #5 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 3:59pm

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 3:55pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 3:52pm:

You need to clean yourself far more thoroughly after anal sex than what you would with vaginal sex. I do not want my schlong stinkin' of schitt after banging my girl up her arse. That is why I don't do anal.

Look, if your lady can't clean the pipes before hand then there's an issue.

My wife makes me take a shower after either way

Even if the woman hosed herself out before the deed, you are still going to get fecal matter over your dong doing anal. Vaginal fluids are not so bad. You can fall asleep afterwards and not worry about the vaginal fluids on your dong. A decent shower in the morning and you are clean. But, an anal experience might have you scrubbing your marriage buster for a good 10 minutes before you are satisfied that you are clean enough.

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Grappler Deep State Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 85278 Always was always will be HOME Gender:	Re: Poo jabbing Reply #6 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:01pm brrrrrr.....
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Reply #7 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:02pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 3:59pm:

Even if the woman hosed herself out before the deed, you are still going to get fecal matter over your dong doing anal. Vaginal fluids are not so bad. You can fall asleep afterwards and not worry about the vaginal fluids on your dong. A decent shower in the morning and you are clean. But, an anal experience might have you scrubbing your marriage buster for a good 10 minutes before you are satisfied that you are clean enough.

You've clearly never tried it.

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Reply #8 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:03pm

John Smith wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 3:57pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 3:52pm:

You need to clean yourself far more thoroughly after anal sex than what you would with vaginal sex. I do not want my schlong stinkin' of schitt after banging my girl up her arse. That is why I don't do anal.

You should clean yourself thoroughly regardless of whether you have anal or vaginal sex, or whether you have sex at all. Clean is clean. You either clean it properly or you don't, in which case it's not clean.

Normally, after physical activity, you need to shower before you go to bed. But, if you are having vaginal sex, the vaginal fluids are not as fly-attracting as anal fluids.

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Reply #9 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:04pm

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:02pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 3:59pm:

Even if the woman hosed herself out before the deed, you are still going to get fecal matter over your dong doing anal. Vaginal fluids are not so bad. You can fall asleep afterwards and not worry about the vaginal fluids on your dong. A decent shower in the morning and you are clean. But, an anal experience might have you scrubbing your marriage buster for a good 10 minutes before you are satisfied that you are clean enough.

You've clearly never tried it.

Not anal sex.

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FutureTheLeftWant Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6625 Gender:	Re: Poo jabbing Reply #10 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:06pm UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:03pm: Normally, after physical activity, you need to shower before you go to bed. But, if you are having vaginal sex, the vaginal fluids are not as fly-attracting as anal fluids. HAHAHAHAAA!!! Why is your house full of flies? Don't you sleep under a blanket?
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Bobby. Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 106704 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Poo jabbing Reply #11 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:15pm
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Reply #12 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:17pm

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:06pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:03pm:

Normally, after physical activity, you need to shower before you go to bed. But, if you are having vaginal sex, the vaginal fluids are not as fly-attracting as anal fluids.

HAHAHAHAAA!!!

Why is your house full of flies? Don't you sleep under a blanket?

The house has been free of flies since after the last rain. But that is not the point. Surely, you would know that flies go after decaying matter like feces. Idiot.

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Reply #13 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:19pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:03pm:

John Smith wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 3:57pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 3:52pm:

You need to clean yourself far more thoroughly after anal sex than what you would with vaginal sex. I do not want my schlong stinkin' of schitt after banging my girl up her arse. That is why I don't do anal.

You should clean yourself thoroughly regardless of whether you have anal or vaginal sex, or whether you have sex at all. Clean is clean. You either clean it properly or you don't, in which case it's not clean.

Normally, after physical activity, you need to shower before you go to bed. But, if you are having vaginal sex, the vaginal fluids are not as fly-attracting as anal fluids.

Flies have no bearing on how or when I clean myself. What a stupid excuse. I shower after sex regardless of what the flies are doing.

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I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Reply #14 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:24pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:17pm:

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:06pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:03pm:

Normally, after physical activity, you need to shower before you go to bed. But, if you are having vaginal sex, the vaginal fluids are not as fly-attracting as anal fluids.

HAHAHAHAAA!!!

Why is your house full of flies? Don't you sleep under a blanket?

The house has been free of flies since after the last rain. But that is not the point. Surely, you would know that flies go after decaying matter like feces. Idiot.

The flies, that are not there, will fly to your penis after anal sex because your wife is grubby? OK then

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