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Reply #15 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:31pm

John Smith wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:19pm:

Flies have no bearing on how or when I clean myself. What a stupid excuse. I shower after sex regardless of what the flies are doing.

Let me guess. You lay on your back and let the woman ride you. And after the act is over, you are quick to get up, take the condom off and discard it. Then you get to the shower and give yourself a good scrubbin' over.

For me, doing missionary position with my girl, I can be done in as little as 10 to 15 minutes. Sometimes I go for much longer. Usually, I end up on my back before I am done. But, afterwards, we lay together for some time (and normally fall asleep). If I were to get up straight away and go shower, that might signify some kind of alternate closeted lifestyle. A type of rejection of the woman, some might suggest.

My girlfriend usually gets up to go shower before I do. I suppose I do stink a bit after sweating during sex. Even then, my girl likes to smell me during our embrace after sex.

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Reply #16 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:34pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:31pm:

John Smith wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:19pm:

Flies have no bearing on how or when I clean myself. What a stupid excuse. I shower after sex regardless of what the flies are doing.

Let me guess. You lay on your back and let the woman ride you. And after the act is over, you are quick to get up, take the condom off and discard it. Then you get to the shower and give yourself a good scrubbin' over.

For me, doing missionary position with my girl, I can be done in as little as 10 to 15 minutes. Sometimes I go for much longer. Usually, I end up on my back before I am done. But, afterwards, we lay together for some time (and normally fall asleep). If I were to get up straight away and go shower, that might signify some kind of alternate closeted lifestyle. A type of rejection of the woman, some might suggest.

My girlfriend usually gets up to go shower before I do. I suppose I do stink a bit after sweating during sex. Even then, my girl likes to smell me during our embrace after sex.

Christ, you use a condom? HAHAHAHAAA!!!!

I have not done missionary for years. We can both finish in 10 minutes, then go again an hour later if we want. But usually about 20 minutes, by the time we cycle through a few positions.

The point is your weird fantasies about how dirty a girls arse is all day

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Reply #17 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:35pm

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:24pm:

The flies, that are not there, will fly to your penis after anal sex because your wife is grubby? OK then

Well, you know, living in Qld we can get some hot, humid days for 3 months of the year. But even during the coldest part of the year where the windows are closed and the fly&mozzie zappers have done their jobs clearing the place, you can wake up the next morning to the buzz of flies getting into the house. I would be pretty sure that the smell of fart on your weener and bedsheets would have attracted some flies into the house.

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Reply #18 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:37pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:35pm:

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:24pm:

The flies, that are not there, will fly to your penis after anal sex because your wife is grubby? OK then

Well, you know, living in Qld we can get some hot, humid days for 3 months of the year. But even during the coldest part of the year where the windows are closed and the fly&mozzie zappers have done their jobs clearing the place, you can wake up the next morning to the buzz of flies getting into the house. I would be pretty sure that the smell of fart on your weener and bedsheets would have attracted some flies into the house.

HAHAHAHAA!!! *sigh*

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Reply #19 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:39pm

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:34pm:

Christ, you use a condom? HAHAHAHAAA!!!!

I have not done missionary for years. We can both finish in 10 minutes, then go again an hour later if we want. But usually about 20 minutes, by the time we cycle through a few positions.

The point is your weird fantasies about how dirty a girls arse is all day

I suppose you cannot get your 'wife' pregnant with the position you do. Most of the time, I do the woman-on-top position, just out of laziness. But, sometimes I like to do it missionary position. If the girl is under 165cm tall, we would do it with her on top almost all the time.

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Reply #20 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:39pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:31pm:

Let me guess. You lay on your back and let the woman ride you. And after the act is over, you are quick to get up, take the condom off and discard it. Then you get to the shower and give yourself a good scrubbin' over.

it varies . And I don't use a condom, i'm married. Roll Eyes

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:31pm:

But, afterwards, we lay together for some time (and normally fall asleep). If I were to get up straight away and go shower, that might signify some kind of alternate closeted lifestyle. A type of rejection of the woman, some might suggest.

so lay down for 5 or 10 minutes and then go get a shower Roll Eyes

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:34pm:

Christ, you use a condom? HAHAHAHAAA!!!!

so all that crying about poo on his dong was fantasy? Shocked

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Reply #21 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:41pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:39pm:

I suppose you cannot get your 'wife' pregnant with the position you do. Most of the time, I do the woman-on-top position, just out of laziness. But, sometimes I like to do it missionary position. If the girl is under 165cm tall, we would do it with her on top almost all the time.

Christ. Any position can get her pregnant. She always took the pill until I was neutered

My wife is that short and gets on top a bit

We try different things but none of our standbys are missionary. Doggy is pretty much the constant I guess?

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Reply #22 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:41pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:35pm:

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:24pm:

The flies, that are not there, will fly to your penis after anal sex because your wife is grubby? OK then

Well, you know, living in Qld we can get some hot, humid days for 3 months of the year. But even during the coldest part of the year where the windows are closed and the fly&mozzie zappers have done their jobs clearing the place, you can wake up the next morning to the buzz of flies getting into the house. I would be pretty sure that the smell of fart on your weener and bedsheets would have attracted some flies into the house.

you know there is a beaut new invention that fits on windows and keeps flies out ... it's called a flyscreen Roll Eyes

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FutureTheLeftWant Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6625 Gender:	Re: Poo jabbing Reply #23 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:41pm John Smith wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:39pm: so all that crying about poo on his dong was fantasy? Good point!!!!!
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 75137 Gender:	Re: Poo jabbing Reply #24 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:42pm UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:39pm: I suppose you cannot get your 'wife' pregnant with the position you do. WTF? where do you come up with this stuff? You can get a woman pregnant from ANY position you fool
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Reply #25 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:43pm

John Smith wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:42pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:39pm:

I suppose you cannot get your 'wife' pregnant with the position you do.

WTF?

where do you come up with this stuff? Cheesy

You can get a woman pregnant from ANY position you fool

Anything sexual or scatalogical gets them out in droves and they are invariably clueless.....

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Reply #26 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:52pm

John Smith wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:42pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:39pm:

I suppose you cannot get your 'wife' pregnant with the position you do.

WTF?

where do you come up with this stuff? Cheesy

You can get a woman pregnant from ANY position you fool

Future has claimed to be gay. His 'wife' would be a guy. You cannot get guys pregnant.

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Reply #27 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:55pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:52pm:

John Smith wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:42pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:39pm:

I suppose you cannot get your 'wife' pregnant with the position you do.

WTF?

where do you come up with this stuff? Cheesy

You can get a woman pregnant from ANY position you fool

Future has claimed to be gay. His 'wife' would be a guy. You cannot get guys pregnant.

so now you're claiming that you can get a guy pregnant, it just depends on the position you do? Cheesy

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Reply #28 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:56pm

Gen.19 KJV

[1] And there came two angels to Sodom at even; and Lot sat in the gate of Sodom: and Lot seeing them rose up to meet them; and he bowed himself with his face toward the ground;

[4] But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter:

[24] Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;

[28] And he looked toward Sodom and Gomorrah, and toward all the land of the plain, and beheld, and, lo, the smoke of the country went up as the smoke of a furnace.

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Reply #29 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 5:00pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:52pm:

John Smith wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:42pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:39pm:

I suppose you cannot get your 'wife' pregnant with the position you do.

WTF?

where do you come up with this stuff? Cheesy

You can get a woman pregnant from ANY position you fool