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Reply #30 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 5:01pm

John Smith wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:41pm:

you know there is a beaut new invention that fits on windows and keeps flies out ... it's called a flyscreen Roll Eyes

Fly screens all over the house's windows. But, after the cyclone Marcia ripped through town, my windows got chipped to a size large enough to let flies get through. And the fly screens are positioned in this 2-degree sloping house that you cannot close them completely. Regardless, the fly/mozzie zapper has done its job keeping flies out of this house. And, I find that fecal matter should be left for the toilet or the residual matter getting washed down the drain of the shower.

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Reply #31 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 5:01pm

Bobby. wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:56pm:

Gen.19 KJV

[1] And there came two angels to Sodom at even; and Lot sat in the gate of Sodom: and Lot seeing them rose up to meet them; and he bowed himself with his face toward the ground;

[4] But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter:

[24] Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;

[28] And he looked toward Sodom and Gomorrah, and toward all the land of the plain, and beheld, and, lo, the smoke of the country went up as the smoke of a furnace.

The sin of Sodom was being inhospitable

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Reply #32 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 5:01pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 5:01pm:

John Smith wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:41pm:

you know there is a beaut new invention that fits on windows and keeps flies out ... it's called a flyscreen Roll Eyes

Fly screens all over the house's windows. But, after the cyclone Marcia ripped through town, my windows got chipped to a size large enough to let flies get through. And the fly screens are positioned in this 2-degree sloping house that you cannot close them completely. Regardless, the fly/mozzie zapper has done its job keeping flies out of this house. And, I find that fecal matter should be left for the toilet or getting washed down the drain of the shower.

Put on a condom, bugger your woman, and look at it after. I bet you can't see anything

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Reply #33 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 5:04pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:39pm:

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:34pm:

Christ, you use a condom? HAHAHAHAAA!!!!

I have not done missionary for years. We can both finish in 10 minutes, then go again an hour later if we want. But usually about 20 minutes, by the time we cycle through a few positions.

The point is your weird fantasies about how dirty a girls arse is all day

I suppose you cannot get your 'wife' pregnant with the position you do. Most of the time, I do the woman-on-top position, just out of laziness. But, sometimes I like to do it missionary position. If the girl is under 165cm tall, we would do it with her on top almost all the time.

Do you have this on your bedroom door?

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Reply #34 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 5:11pm

John Smith wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 3:57pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 3:52pm:

You need to clean yourself far more thoroughly after anal sex than what you would with vaginal sex. I do not want my schlong stinkin' of schitt after banging my girl up her arse. That is why I don't do anal.

You should clean yourself thoroughly regardless of whether you have anal or vaginal sex, or whether you have sex at all. Clean is clean. You either clean it properly or you don't, in which case it's not clean.

Are you starting a new religion?

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People who can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.

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Reply #35 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 5:16pm

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 5:01pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:56pm:

Gen.19 KJV

[1] And there came two angels to Sodom at even; and Lot sat in the gate of Sodom: and Lot seeing them rose up to meet them; and he bowed himself with his face toward the ground;

[4] But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter:

[24] Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;

[28] And he looked toward Sodom and Gomorrah, and toward all the land of the plain, and beheld, and, lo, the smoke of the country went up as the smoke of a furnace.

The sin of Sodom was being inhospitable

Jude.1 KJV

[7] Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner,
giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh,
are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

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Reply #36 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 6:16pm

freediver wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 5:11pm:

John Smith wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 3:57pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 3:52pm:

You need to clean yourself far more thoroughly after anal sex than what you would with vaginal sex. I do not want my schlong stinkin' of schitt after banging my girl up her arse. That is why I don't do anal.

You should clean yourself thoroughly regardless of whether you have anal or vaginal sex, or whether you have sex at all. Clean is clean. You either clean it properly or you don't, in which case it's not clean.

Are you starting a new religion?

I can see why it would appear that way to one unaccustomed to keeping clean

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Reply #37 - Jul 15^th, 2022 at 6:16pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 5:01pm:

John Smith wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:41pm:

you know there is a beaut new invention that fits on windows and keeps flies out ... it's called a flyscreen Roll Eyes

Fly screens all over the house's windows. But, after the cyclone Marcia ripped through town, my windows got chipped to a size large enough to let flies get through. And the fly screens are positioned in this 2-degree sloping house that you cannot close them completely. Regardless, the fly/mozzie zapper has done its job keeping flies out of this house. And, I find that fecal matter should be left for the toilet or the residual matter getting washed down the drain of the shower.

so close the gaps. Roll Eyes

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 25022 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: Poo jabbing Reply #38 - Jul 16^th, 2022 at 2:55pm greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 5:04pm: Do you have this on your bedroom door? I have a rule that you must be at least 16 to sleep with me. And these days, you need to be at least 20.
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FutureTheLeftWant Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6625 Gender:	Re: Poo jabbing Reply #39 - Jul 16^th, 2022 at 2:56pm UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 16^th, 2022 at 2:55pm: greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 5:04pm: Do you have this on your bedroom door? I have a rule that you must be at least 16 to sleep with me. And these days, you need to be at least 20. 45 for me. Your first rule was literally the law LOL!!
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Reply #40 - Jul 16^th, 2022 at 3:06pm

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 16^th, 2022 at 2:56pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 16^th, 2022 at 2:55pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 5:04pm:

Do you have this on your bedroom door?

I have a rule that you must be at least 16 to sleep with me. And these days, you need to be at least 20.

45 for me.

Your first rule was literally the law LOL!!

I am well aware that 16 is the law for consent to sex. But, I can't find myself sexually attracted to girls under the age of 18. I had a thing for women aged between 30 and 45, when I was in my late teens. But, now I have grown to that age that I am just lusting after women my own age, now.

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Reply #41 - Jul 16^th, 2022 at 3:12pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 16^th, 2022 at 3:06pm:

I am well aware that 16 is the law for consent to sex. But, I can't find myself sexually attracted to girls under the age of 18. I had a thing for women aged between 30 and 45, when I was in my late teens. But, now I have grown to that age that I am just lusting after women my own age, now.

You're 20? I am 53, my rule is 10 years either side, max.

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Reply #42 - Jul 16^th, 2022 at 3:13pm

John Smith wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 6:16pm:

so close the gaps. Roll Eyes

Windows are closed. Screens are closed. No matter how well I do in covering up the gaps in the house, flies can get into the house and go after whatever it is that they are after. The 4 fly&mozzie zapper units that I have spread around the house have killed off most of the flies and mozzies in the house.

And I think you missed the point about the filth of anal sex vs vaginal sex.

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Reply #43 - Jul 16^th, 2022 at 3:14pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 16^th, 2022 at 3:13pm:

John Smith wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 6:16pm:

so close the gaps. Roll Eyes

Windows are closed. Screens are closed. No matter how well I do in covering up the gaps in the house, flies can get into the house and go after whatever it is that they are after. The 4 fly&mozzie zapper units that I have spread around the house have killed off most of the flies and mozzies in the house.

And I think you missed the point about the filth of anal sex vs vaginal sex.

We got the point. You have NFI because you've never done it. You are just talking out of your ass (LOL!)

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Reply #44 - Jul 16^th, 2022 at 3:15pm

FutureTheLeftWant wrote on Jul 16^th, 2022 at 3:12pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 16^th, 2022 at 3:06pm:

I am well aware that 16 is the law for consent to sex. But, I can't find myself sexually attracted to girls under the age of 18. I had a thing for women aged between 30 and 45, when I was in my late teens. But, now I have grown to that age that I am just lusting after women my own age, now.

You're 20? I am 53, my rule is 10 years either side, max.

I am 43. And I have been sexually attracted to women who are aged between 30 and 45, since I was in my teens. Of course, I have found teens and twenty-somethings my age to be attractive, too. But, I liked to go after women older than me. Ever since I got into my late 30s, I found that I was lusting after women my own age. So, that is a good thing, I suppose.

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