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I have been arrested four times now.
Jul 15th, 2022 at 6:55pm
 
In two countries.

If you have never been arrested, you have never really lived.
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Reply #1 - Jul 15th, 2022 at 6:58pm
 
The thing is if you sweet talk the cops.

Things go a lot better than if you curse them out and fight them.

I learned that one after the first arrest.
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Reply #2 - Jul 15th, 2022 at 6:59pm
 
And my first arrest was in Arkansas.

It is a miracle I as not shot.
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Reply #3 - Jul 15th, 2022 at 6:59pm
 
By the way, I plead innocent to all charges.

Past, present and future.
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Reply #4 - Jul 15th, 2022 at 7:02pm
 
I reckon I would have made great law talking guy.
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Reply #5 - Jul 15th, 2022 at 7:04pm
 
My last arrest I had the cops patting me on the back and saying they "hope I work things out."

We built a bond.
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Reply #6 - Jul 15th, 2022 at 7:09pm
 
I really wish there was some app where you could get all your mug shots?

There would have been some classic idiot mullets and smiles in two of them.

And some "what the bugger did I just do" in the other two.

I want to sell them on Ebay.
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Reply #7 - Jul 15th, 2022 at 7:14pm
 
No crime that hurt anyone other than myself.

Let me make that clear.

A lot of self harm is considered criminal in our puritanical, half wit world.
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Reply #8 - Jul 15th, 2022 at 7:46pm
 
"Violation!"

https://youtu.be/FxWKSglO0fo
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Reply #9 - Jul 15th, 2022 at 7:53pm
 
Jake Winker Frogen wrote on Jul 15th, 2022 at 6:58pm:
The thing is if you sweet talk the cops.

Things go a lot better
than if you curse them out and fight them.

I learned that one after the first arrest.


Yes, of course.
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Reply #10 - Jul 15th, 2022 at 7:55pm
 
Sprintcyclist wrote on Jul 15th, 2022 at 7:53pm:
Jake Winker Frogen wrote on Jul 15th, 2022 at 6:58pm:
The thing is if you sweet talk the cops.

Things go a lot better
than if you curse them out and fight them.

I learned that one after the first arrest.


Yes, of course.


My last arrest I almost had them apologising for it.


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Reply #11 - Jul 15th, 2022 at 7:57pm
 
Mind you the Pakistani bugger heads who had me arrested were so hysterical and half wit mad, such whinging wall flowers the police where instantly on my side.
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Reply #12 - Jul 15th, 2022 at 7:59pm
 
I am not being racist here because Indians and Pakistanis are pretty much the same race.

But  Indians are civilised and wise human beings, they are honest and build bonds while  Pakistanis are self righteous, smiling, put the knife in your back  savages.

Just my humble two cents.
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Reply #13 - Jul 15th, 2022 at 8:37pm
 
In the end, I get it.

No one every really knows what to say to me.

It is both a gift and and human curse.

Fortunately the cat, Henry Gonzolaz knows what to puurrrr in the long hours of the night.
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Reply #14 - Jul 15th, 2022 at 8:39pm
 
My son is OK too.

But he is 16 and teen surly.

So I prefer the cat.
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