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Jul 18th, 2022 at 2:51pm
 
I really hate the name Sarmad and every last human who bares the disgraceful and ridiculous shame of that name?
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Reply #1 - Jul 18th, 2022 at 2:53pm
 
The name sounds like an Pakistani venereal disease.

"You have oozing Sarmad but we think the penicillin may knock it out if in a week or so."
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Reply #2 - Jul 18th, 2022 at 3:00pm
 
"But Doctor Mamuuard, we all know penicillin is a CIA plot."
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Reply #3 - Jul 18th, 2022 at 3:05pm
 
Jake Winker Frogen wrote on Jul 18th, 2022 at 2:51pm:
I really hate the name Sarmad and every last human who bares the disgraceful and ridiculous shame of that name?


Can't debate important topics, like the state violence which is concealed by our current neoliberal monetarist dogma? ((as I noted in the 'China tensions' thread).

Typical comfortable conservative - maybe a reincarnation of Nero....

Trumpy said it well: "you are living in poverty, your neigbourhoods are like war zones, your schools and hospitals are broken, your young men are in prison.."

Carry on.....
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Reply #4 - Jul 18th, 2022 at 3:08pm
 
thegreatdivide wrote on Jul 18th, 2022 at 3:05pm:
Jake Winker Frogen wrote on Jul 18th, 2022 at 2:51pm:
I really hate the name Sarmad and every last human who bares the disgraceful and ridiculous shame of that name?


Can't debate important topics, like the state violence which is concealed by our current neoliberal monetarist dogma? ((as I noted in the 'China tensions' thread).

Typical comfortable conservative - maybe a reincarnation of Nero....

Trumpy said it well: "you are living in poverty, your neigbourhoods are like war zones, your schools and hospitals are broken, your young men are in prison.."

Carry on.....


The world can be a dark place, never cured or enlightened by half wit cultures lost in complete religious superstition.

There has never been one rational human being in all of human history named Sarmad.
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Reply #5 - Jul 18th, 2022 at 3:09pm
 
Or Chad.
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Reply #6 - Jul 18th, 2022 at 3:10pm
 
Sarmad is what you name a one eyed puppy who strangled on the mother's umbilical cord and is now brain damaged.

Some times it is just more humane to put the Sarmad's of this world down.
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Reply #7 - Jul 18th, 2022 at 3:16pm
 
Jake Winker Frogen wrote on Jul 18th, 2022 at 3:08pm:
The world can be a dark place, never cured or enlightened by half wit cultures lost in complete religious superstition.


...Baghdad and Cordoba, in the 9th century's Islamic 'Golden Age',  contributed plenty to civilization, much of it adopted by Europe.   

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There has never been one rational human being in all of human history named Sarmad.


Wasn't Sarmad an Arab name around 1000 years ago? 
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Reply #8 - Jul 18th, 2022 at 3:18pm
 
thegreatdivide wrote on Jul 18th, 2022 at 3:16pm:
Jake Winker Frogen wrote on Jul 18th, 2022 at 3:08pm:
The world can be a dark place, never cured or enlightened by half wit cultures lost in complete religious superstition.


...Baghdad and Cordoba, in the 9th century's Islamic 'Golden Age',  contributed plenty to civilization, much of it adopted by Europe.   

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There has never been one rational human being in all of human history named Sarmad.


Sarmad wasn't an Arab name a 1000 years ago?   



That was a long time ago and it all was wiped out by the counter reaction of the Islamic fanatics who killed the Islamic Enlightenment.

Sarmad is not an Arab name, it is a Urdu Pakistani name.

No progressive Arab would ever touch that name.

Though they would exploit a Sarmad in serfdom to labour in the Gulf.
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Reply #9 - Jul 18th, 2022 at 3:20pm
 
The name Sarmad means "everlasting moron and poo" in Urdu.
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Reply #10 - Jul 18th, 2022 at 3:28pm
 
"Sarmad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


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Reply #11 - Jul 18th, 2022 at 3:40pm
 
Every time I take a poo once it touches down into the toilet ocean I yell out "Houston, Sarmad has landed."

I know, I have used that one before.

Still I love it.

Classic Sarmad comedy.
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