WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring call for unity and peace in America, President Biden today called for killing off half the country.

"It's real simple, folks! " said President Biden. "America can be united if we can just murder everyone who disagrees with me. Peace in our time, Jack!"

While most Democrats agreed with Biden's understatedly brilliant plan, some expressed concern that he was getting ahead of himself. "We've only just recently introduced the idea that anyone who disagrees with us is a dangerous extremist who deserves to die," said DNC Chair Jaime Harrison. "You've got to give that a little more time to marinate before we really start taking them out."

Republicans argued that telling people you disagree with to die isn't really unity, but to no avail. "Hey, I tried asking nicely for you to stop disagreeing with me," said Biden. "But you Republicans are making unity impossible by insisting on saying I'm wrong. So we've got to do what any good democracy does - kill all of you."

At publishing time, Biden accused Republicans of violence after they reportedly started buying guns to defend themselves from extermination.

MAGA wanted to Lock Hillary up over 3 classified documents but it is OK with Trump stealing a few thousand government documents with over 300 hundred of them classified a few dozen top secret and almost 50 lost or missing.

They were still chanting lock her up yesterday they are blind to their own hypocrisy.

OH and Trump was storing them in a shed next to his pool at America's visiting spy's hottest location as well as spread around the resort in various insecure locations.

John Smith wrote on Sep 5^th, 2022 at 12:46pm:


OK Thanks, I had still never heard of it up till at least the 1980's and it certainly wasn't in general usage even then.

Frank wrote on Sep 5^th, 2022 at 2:52pm:


What Biden actually said was almost the exact opposite of what the ultra right and Bobby have been reporting.

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Just making it up can be funny but not so much inferring that the joke is somehow real.

mothra wrote on Sep 5^th, 2022 at 3:46pm:


I have been wondering how Trump knew to declassify the documents that the FBI planted?

Also wondering why Trumps side have not mentioned declassification in their court papers and in fact are saying the opposite by requesting that their Special Master have high security clearance. This would only be needed if the documents were classified?

It seems that declassified is for the media and the trumpeters but as it is an obvious lie it cannot be used in court.

Bobby. wrote on Sep 5^th, 2022 at 3:56pm:


Probably but I suspect that he only gets out of this one if they don't charge him and he has done everything he could possibly do to get charged.

It is difficult to see him not charged as there is so much evidence been released mostly due to Trumps insistence that it would show that Trump is indeed above the law if they don't charge him and even that is too little too late he should have been in a cell 15 months ago like anyone else would have been.