Lifetime Plenipotentiary President Grappler I sounds about right...
Vote For Me Once! Vote For Me Forever!
I promise two chickens in every pot, two chicks in every bed, the return of the stolen billions in the future fund, the dismantling of the privileged overclass and their reduction to selling their ideas on street corners in return for donations, a place at the table for all, a rational new approach to immigration and future planning for infrastructure that will actually do something, a new approach to the Indigenous problems, and that under no circumstances will I play favourites or take off to a country without extradition treaty with the national treasury.....
We need a strong hand at the helm.... not some lackey of either the lunatic feminists or the equally lunatic capitalists.... a man strong enough to stand for what he believes and believe what he stands for.... a man of experience... of rare talent.... and one who can reply 'Bullshit!" to the latest ratbag idea that someone thinks should take over the country..... I will hold those in government office accountable, they and their lackeys in the public service....Federal ICAC will have the funds it needs to watch over all activities.... and to take action when needed ... land claims will be settled once and for all and will not remain a bleeding, weeping sore on the arse of this nation trying to find its feet and go about its business.. take it or leave it, Jacky-Jacky - your time has gone and it's now the 21st Century.... get with the program or buggar off to that Queensland Gulag up there to learn the local ways... see how you go then...
Heeeey - wonder it they'll make a tourist route out of those spots where they ambushed Chinese gold diggers and ate them.... piles of bones, you know.... part of the frontier wars ...