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Jasin Gold Member Online Posts: 48718 Gender:	Re: JUST JOKES Reply #15 - Mar 17^th, 2023 at 12:18am It was good.
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AusGeoff Gold Member Offline Sage of Gippsland Posts: 5999 Victoria Gender:	Re: JUST JOKES Reply #16 - Mar 18^th, 2023 at 12:23am A bloke opened a snail farm. His mate came to visit and asked him “How's it going?”. The bloke replied, "Well, it's a slow moving business".
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Jasin Gold Member Online Posts: 48718 Gender:	Re: JUST JOKES Reply #17 - Mar 18^th, 2023 at 5:25pm Ok. You found that one in a Christmas Cracker didn't you Geoff?
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AusGeoff Gold Member Offline Sage of Gippsland Posts: 5999 Victoria Gender:	Re: JUST JOKES Reply #18 - Mar 19^th, 2023 at 12:15am LOL..... sprung!
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Reply #19 - Mar 19^th, 2023 at 6:25am

Super Nova wrote on Mar 15^th, 2023 at 3:54pm:

I asked Chat in M$ Bing

Q: write a joke about a drunk called Monk
A: Sure, here’s a joke for you:

Why did Monk refuse to drink any more beer?

Because he was afraid he’d get a “brew” belly!

Q: Write a joke about a drunk called Monk who is a troll on the internet
A: Here’s a joke for you:

Why did the drunk troll Monk get banned from the internet?

Because he was always posting “whiskey” comments!

PURE GOLD!

AI has nailed Monk.

Love it 👌

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Reply #20 - Mar 19^th, 2023 at 2:59pm

The Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Russia and North Korea, ruled by a pair of nuts.
THE END.

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Reply #21 - Mar 19^th, 2023 at 3:19pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Mar 19^th, 2023 at 2:59pm:

The Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Russia and North Korea, ruled by a pair of nuts.
THE END.

OMG that’s next level hilarious! Mind if I share that on Facebook?

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Reply #22 - Mar 19^th, 2023 at 3:30pm

Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 19^th, 2023 at 3:19pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Mar 19^th, 2023 at 2:59pm:

The Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Russia and North Korea, ruled by a pair of nuts.
THE END.

OMG that’s next level hilarious! Mind if I share that on Facebook?

Well "Facebook" is where I found the joke.

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Reply #23 - Mar 19^th, 2023 at 3:32pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Mar 19^th, 2023 at 3:30pm:

Lisa Jones wrote on Mar 19^th, 2023 at 3:19pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Mar 19^th, 2023 at 2:59pm:

The Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Russia and North Korea, ruled by a pair of nuts.
THE END.

OMG that’s next level hilarious! Mind if I share that on Facebook?

Well "Facebook" is where I found the joke.

Awesome stuff!!

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Reply #24 - Mar 20^th, 2023 at 1:07am

UnSubRocky wrote on Mar 19^th, 2023 at 2:59pm:

The Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Russia and North Korea, ruled by a pair of nuts.
THE END.

Many LULZ...

My partner's 72. Hmmm.....

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Captain Nemo Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 10382 Melbourne Gender:	Re: JUST JOKES Reply #25 - Mar 28^th, 2023 at 8:40am @Martyfields Kevin Rudd is so boring if he murdered somebody in front of a cop he still wouldn’t be a person of interest.
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Lisa Jones Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 39047 Sydney Gender:	Re: JUST JOKES Reply #26 - Mar 28^th, 2023 at 9:14am Captain Nemo wrote on Mar 28^th, 2023 at 8:40am: Kevin Rudd is so boring if he murdered somebody in front of a cop he still wouldn’t be a person of interest. 😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆
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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 25008 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: JUST JOKES Reply #27 - Mar 29^th, 2023 at 1:31pm A lady gets pulled over by the police. The officer walks up to the car. Lady: I'm sorry officer. I know I was speeding. Officer: Can I get your name? Lady: I'm "Frida". Officer: Last name? Lady: "Gohmaam". Officer: You're "Frida Gohmaam"? Lady: Oh, thank you very much, officer. drives off Officer: Hey wait!
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Reply #28 - Mar 31^st, 2023 at 4:06pm

An 84-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong.
Through his tears, the old man answers, "I'm in love with a 22-year-old woman." "Well, what's wrong with that?" asks the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand, every morning before she goes to work, we make love.
At lunch time, she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal.
In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me the best time an old man could want. And then at supper time, and all night long, we make love.”
He breaks down, no longer able to speak.
The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship!
'Why are you sitting here on this park bench crying?'
The senile old man answers, again through his tears:
"I can't remember where I live!"

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Estragon: I can’t go on like this.
Vladimir: That’s what you think.

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Reply #29 - Mar 31^st, 2023 at 4:17pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Mar 19^th, 2023 at 2:59pm:

The Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Russia and North Korea, ruled by a pair of nuts.
THE END.

My parents had a similar banner to that hanging on the kitchen wall when i was growing up

it went like-
From 20 to 30 if a man lives right, it's once in the morning and twice at night
From 30 to 40 if he still lives right, he misses a morning and sometimes a night
From 40 to 50 it's just now and then
From 60 to 70 it's heaven knows when
from 70 - 80 he's slightly declined, but don't let him fool you, it's still on his mind

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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