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That the music and chatter in this Pub stopped suddenly and all gazed in astonishment at the laughing Donkey. The grinning man was no longer grinning - his mouth just hanging open over his now empty glass of beer. With this silence, I decided to just reach and grab the glass jar full of money, tuck it under my arm and walk out and back into my ute. I drove away.

It was on my return along this same battered Xav road heading away from my original destination just a month later. That although this time, the day was less hot, the Pub was exactly there where I came upon it before. This time though, as I parked and got out. I saw that the very same man I had won the jar full of money from, was sitting on the outside verandah of the Pub along with his Donkey and this time - the jar was only half full of money. They didn't seem as happy as before. Inside, the Pub chatter wasn't as loud and the music was kind of mellow. Everything had lessened somewhat. I walked up to the man and his Donkey and nodding to the new large jar half full of money and asked "Same rules as before?"
"Nahh." Moaned the man seeing me again. "Just $20 this time. But this time, yar gotta make me Donkey cry." he said this with a sudden hope for a former grin on a comeback. I handed him the $20 and took his Donkey around the corner of the pub. A minute later we returned and his Donkey was crying and crying 
Everyone from inside poured out to see in dismay, the Donkey crying. The music was no more, for the Musician was outside here too.
"Awww c'mon!!" said the Man. "First time you made my Donkey laugh and got all me money! This time you made him cry to get me money again. Tell me - how did you do it?!"   The gathered crowd was hanging on my reply.
"Easy." I said "First time I told your Donkey that my dick was bigger than his and this time, I took him around the corner and showed him."
With that, I took the other jar of money and drove away.

greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 19^th, 2023 at 6:47am:

Federal prosecutors in New York involved in the criminal investigation into Donald Trump’s social media company last year started examining whether it violated money laundering statutes in connection with the acceptance of $8m with suspected Russian ties.

Means nothing.
Get on your knees and apologise. 

philperth2010 wrote on Mar 19^th, 2023 at 9:21am:


Is anybody really surprised that Trump is involved with Russian money laundering?  Seriously.

Shame he didn't take money from the CCP like Biden did.

Dnarever wrote on Mar 19^th, 2023 at 11:10am:


One of Ivanka's Chinese trademarks is for voting machines.

Nothing suspicious about that   

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greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 19^th, 2023 at 12:30pm:


No they're great machines, you can put in anything you like and the answer that comes out is Trump.