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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 45888 Gender:	Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke... Reply #15 - May 10^th, 2023 at 7:06pm Prove it then.
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Reply #16 - May 10^th, 2023 at 7:07pm

Jovial Monk wrote on May 10^th, 2023 at 6:56pm:

There is no evidence that Jesus Christ actually existed. Likely based on the half-mad preachers of that time.

Spot on.

No reasonable person actually believes Jesus - as described in the Bible - was a real person.

That's as crazy as believing Harry Potter is a real person.

The Bible is a great book - I love it.

But it's just a (very good) work of fiction.

And I think in the book it's widely accepted that the character was nailed up for three to six hours, not three days.

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 47418 Gender:	Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke... Reply #17 - May 10^th, 2023 at 7:28pm Idiots! Circumstances in the past are what makes circumstances in the present and future what they are. Do you think millions today and thousands long ago would just 'die' for an imaginary circumstance? You both obviously have no clue to your own 'existence'.
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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 45888 Gender:	Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke... Reply #18 - May 10^th, 2023 at 7:32pm No, Jesus Christ is an invented figure, not a real one.
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 47418 Gender:	Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke... Reply #19 - May 10^th, 2023 at 7:57pm You're more imaginary than Jesus, that's for sure.
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Reply #20 - May 10^th, 2023 at 9:02pm

Jovial Monk wrote on May 10^th, 2023 at 7:32pm:

No, Jesus Christ is an invented figure, not a real one.

Absolutely.

The Romans were meticulous record keepers for their era and yet no one has ever found any official record of anyone named Jesus's being crucified on the cross, nor any official record of any of his miracles.

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 45888 Gender:	Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke... Reply #21 - May 10^th, 2023 at 9:04pm That census that forced Joseph and Mary to travel to Bethlehem to be counted in the census—there is no record of any such census!
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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 24607 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: Christians Upset by Jesus Joke... Reply #22 - May 11^th, 2023 at 1:41am Lisa Jones wrote on May 10^th, 2023 at 10:56am: I personally find that joke very offensive. It’s also inappropriate and incorrect. Yeah, Jesus only lasted crucifixion until the next day. Jesus was not been seen or heard of again.
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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 24607 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke... Reply #23 - May 11^th, 2023 at 1:43am Gordon wrote on May 10^th, 2023 at 6:18pm: Lets see the mincing coward tell a joke about Mohammed I think Reuben Kaye's sexuality would make him a target on its own merit. Nevermind pushing the Islamophobia angle.
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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 24607 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke... Reply #24 - May 11^th, 2023 at 1:44am Jovial Monk wrote on May 10^th, 2023 at 6:20pm: We are not in the 1400s Booby. Shh! Bobby does not know that, yet.
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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 24607 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke... Reply #25 - May 11^th, 2023 at 1:45am greggerypeccary wrote on May 10^th, 2023 at 6:34pm: Jovial Monk wrote on May 10^th, 2023 at 6:20pm: We are not in the 1400s Booby. Booby and his fellow conservatives are. Aww, dammit. You took a shot at him before I could.
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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 24607 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: Small-minded Christians Upset by Jesus Joke... Reply #26 - May 11^th, 2023 at 1:46am Jovial Monk wrote on May 10^th, 2023 at 6:56pm: There is no evidence that Jesus Christ actually existed. Likely based on the half-mad preachers of that time. A story stolen/borrowed/plagiarised from Egyptian mythology. Look it up.
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Reply #27 - May 11^th, 2023 at 1:49am

Jasin wrote on May 10^th, 2023 at 7:05pm:

Jovial Monk wrote on May 10^th, 2023 at 6:56pm:

There is no evidence that Jesus Christ actually existed. Likely based on the half-mad preachers of that time.

I'm not a Christian - but your comment is purely moronic sponge brain.

Christianity has been around for millennia longer than you think. But there is no historian that can credibly find a record of an executed man being the central figure of a religion.

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Reply #28 - May 11^th, 2023 at 5:07am

UnSubRocky wrote on May 11^th, 2023 at 1:46am:

Jovial Monk wrote on May 10^th, 2023 at 6:56pm:

There is no evidence that Jesus Christ actually existed. Likely based on the half-mad preachers of that time.

A story stolen/borrowed/plagiarised from Egyptian mythology. Look it up.

Religions DO tend to plagiarise a lot, don’t they?

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Reply #29 - May 11^th, 2023 at 5:09am

UnSubRocky wrote on May 11^th, 2023 at 1:46am:

Jovial Monk wrote on May 10^th, 2023 at 6:56pm:

There is no evidence that Jesus Christ actually existed. Likely based on the half-mad preachers of that time.

A story stolen/borrowed/plagiarised from Egyptian mythology. Look it up.

I found this: https://media.ascensionpress.com/2019/01/02/was-the-story-of-jesus-lifted-from-e...

Looks interesting incl the source for the Trinity.

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