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Frank wrote on Feb 28 th, 2024 at 5:04pm: Karnal wrote on Feb 28 th, 2024 at 4:59pm: Frank wrote on Feb 28 th, 2024 at 11:52am: Karnal wrote on Feb 28 th, 2024 at 10:39am: Frank wrote on Feb 28 th, 2024 at 8:26am: Ocasio-Cortez Declares Victory Over The Modern-Day Equivalent Of Slavery: Jobs WASHINGTON, D.C. - Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is busy celebrating her victory over the tyrannical Jeff Bezos and the horrible burden his company Amazon had planned to inflict on the people of New York City: 25,000 jobs. "I thought it was a good thing that Amazon was coming to New York and wanted to give us money," Ocasio-Cortez told the press. "But then I found out they were going to extort people and only give them the money if they worked for it. Forcing people to work if they want to get paid -- how is that any different from slavery?"A number of people tried to explain to her how that was different from slavery, but she just stared at them with incomprehension. " No one needs to work," Ocasio-Cortez continued. "We just need to tax the rich enough and we'll have enough money for everyone, and no one will need one of those awful jobs that are just as bad as slavery and almost as bad as transphobia. We could also maybe print some money. I have a printer at home."Not everyone was as happy about the loss of 25,000 new jobs. "You fool! What have you done?!" New York Governor Andrew Cuomo shouted at Ocasio-Cortez as he ran into her press conference. Not satire, dear boy. More like modern history, no? 14/02/2019. Quote:KEY POINTS:
New York City will lose the bulk of the 25,000 jobs that were initially promised by Amazon's HQ2, the company's spokesperson confirmed.
Instead, most of those jobs will be spread across 17 of Amazon's corporate offices and tech hubs in North America, including Boston, Vancouver and Denver.
Amazon announced Thursday it will not build its headquarters in New York City after local opposition.The company had originally planned to build the campus in the Long Island City neighborhood of Queens. https://www.cnbc.com/2019/02/14/new-york-will-lose-the-bulk-of-the-25000-jobs-th...This is satire: https://babylonbee.com/news/ocasio-cortez-declares-victory-over-the-modern-day-e...Cunning, no? Amazon announced Thursday it will not build its headquarters in New York City after local opposition. Oh, I see. So now you're all toosh about nasty old New York, are you? You know, after DL got done.Too bad so sad so unfair, etc. Make sure you keep that newsworthy article in your pocket for March 25, old chap. We'll expect a fair bit of non-satire from you then. LAWFARE !!! It's a line from your own previous post, grimacing paki gibberer. Stick to the narrative, old boy. No diverting, please. New York is mean, nasty and filled with hideous Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez types who just want to bring the big fella down. So, so unfair. Colonialism ended far too soon, yes?
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