ATLANTA, GA — Former President Donald Trump has been indicted by Fulton County for looking too stunning and handsome in his mugshot photo.

"No man is allowed to look that attractive and fierce," said District Attorney Fani Willis. "President Trump must be held accountable for his overpowering sexiness and raw animal magnetism."

According to sources at the Fulton County DA Office, President Trump will be charged with a range of crimes, including having too perfect of a bone structure. "Thousands of women became pregnant the moment the photo was released," said Ms. Willis. "It's an outrage. No man, no matter how beautifully made, is above the law."

Mr. Trump's photo has already spread around the globe at a record pace, with heterosexual women everywhere suddenly becoming fans of the former President. "He finally earned the women's vote," said Republican strategist Dan Cooper. "The fundraising off of this will be incredible. I hear Mike Lindell already has pillowcases with the mugshot ready to go. Someone named Marjorie already ordered ten thousand of them."

ATLANTA, GA — In a moment that will go down in history books for generations to come, Georgia's Fulton County has released an exclusive first official photograph of the 47th President of the United States, more than a full year before his 2024 election will even be held.

"This is the earliest an official portrait has ever been taken," said presidential historian Dr. Blake Rumsey. "In some cases, it was widely known which candidate had the best chance of winning several months ahead of an election, but having full confirmation more than a year in advance is absolutely unheard of. Kudos to Fulton County and its district attorney, Fani Willis, for making history."

Though ballots will not begin to be cast in next November's presidential election until sometime in 2024, District Attorney Willis and the other leaders in Fulton County have officially confirmed the result. "We're not even sure counting the votes will be necessary anymore," one election official said after the photograph was released. "With an official photograph of the 47th president being made public, it's a done deal. Congratulations to President Donald Trump!"

Behind closed doors, despite Republican leaders previously expressing doubt about the outcome of the election, citing questions about the integrity of the voting process, they were now grateful to D.A. Willis for wrapping up the election more than 14 months early. "Thank you, Fani Willis!" shouted one elated GOP strategist. "We couldn't have done this so quickly without you!"

Karnal wrote on Aug 26^th, 2023 at 5:13pm:


You are delirious, paki, and make up shite with every breath you take. You all are, off your heads.
So laff.

10. Defendant Trump initiated sexual contact with Plaintiff at four different parties.
On the fourth and final sexual encounter with Defendant Trump, Defendant Trump tied Plaintiff
to a bed, exposed himself to Plaintiff, and then proceeded to forcibly rape Plaintiff. During the
course of this savage sexual attack, Plaintiff loudly pleaded with Defendant Trump to stop but
with no effect. Defendant Trump responded to Plaintiff’s pleas by violently striking Plaintiff in
the face with his open hand and screaming that he would do whatever he wanted.

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 26^th, 2023 at 6:26pm:


11. Immediately following this rape, Defendant Trump threatened Plaintiff that, were
she ever to reveal any of the details of the sexual and physical abuse of her by Defendant Trump,
Plaintiff and her family would be physically harmed if not killed. Exhs. A and B

Frank wrote on Aug 26^th, 2023 at 5:28pm:

People are admiring the motorcade of the president with the global image. Never have we had such a great American parade for a criminal surrender. Not even in France.
'Louis XVI's green carriage waited. He seated himself in it with the priest, with two militiamen sitting opposite them. For more than an hour the carriage, preceded by drummers playing to drown out any support for the King and escorted by a cavalry troop with drawn sabres, made its way through Paris along a route lined with 80,000 men-at-arms of the National Guard. Upon the platform, Louis proclaimed his innocence to the crowd and expressed his concern for the future of France. The blade swiftly decapitated him. Sanson grabbed his severed head out of the receptacle into which it fell and exhibited it to the cheering crowd.'

Third world dictatorships criminalise their political opponents.


The Dems, the party of slavery, segregation, sedition are doing just that - cant win the argument so they criminalise the leader of the opposition.


Every schoolboy can see that.