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Mitch McTurtle just froze again
Aug 31st, 2023 at 5:06am
 
Sad last days. Satan is calling him home.

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Reply #1 - Aug 31st, 2023 at 5:59am
 
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I know progress has no patience but something's got to give
 
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Reply #2 - Aug 31st, 2023 at 7:58am
 
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Reply #3 - Aug 31st, 2023 at 9:38am
 
Mitch plans to be a statue in his next life.
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Reply #4 - Aug 31st, 2023 at 9:39am
 
Some turtles hibernate.
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Reply #5 - Aug 31st, 2023 at 9:40am
 
He hasn't been the same since Jan 6, poor guy.
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Reply #6 - Aug 31st, 2023 at 11:03am
 
chimera wrote on Aug 31st, 2023 at 9:40am:
He hasn't been the same since Jan 6, poor guy.


Oh, I don't know. If ten thousand people broke into your workplace, tasered the cops, shat in the pot plants and tried to lynch the 2IC, you might experience the odd flashback yourself, Chimera.

I believe it's called a fight/flight/freeze response, a known symptom of trauma. Most common, it happens all the time.

The GOP is having one as we speak.

You?
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Reply #7 - Aug 31st, 2023 at 11:10am
 
Mitch is also incoherent because Don is now attached to aquascoot and Bobby.
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Reply #8 - Aug 31st, 2023 at 11:34am
 
He does a great turtle ice sculpture.
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Reply #9 - Aug 31st, 2023 at 1:56pm
 
chimera wrote on Aug 31st, 2023 at 11:10am:
Mitch is also incoherent because Don is now attached to aquascoot and Bobby.


Oh? What about you? Detached yourself, have you?

Are you sure of that?
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Reply #10 - Aug 31st, 2023 at 2:02pm
 
No I have flashbacks to the potplants, like Mitch.
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Reply #11 - Aug 31st, 2023 at 2:32pm
 
chimera wrote on Aug 31st, 2023 at 2:02pm:
No I have flashbacks to the potplants, like Mitch.


Good-o. Here's your chance, dear.

Do you, Chimera, detach yourself from your former Dear Leader?

Do you turn now towards the light, cleave to the truth and accept this brand new day of truth and light?

A simple yes or no will suffice.
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Reply #12 - Aug 31st, 2023 at 2:41pm
 
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Reply #13 - Aug 31st, 2023 at 3:13pm
 
Karnal wrote on Aug 31st, 2023 at 2:32pm:
A simple yes or no will suffice.

yes or no
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Reply #14 - Sep 1st, 2023 at 2:43am
 


A second mini-stroke?

Don't they say the third is usually fatal?

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