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And loving it, Greggery. The Superior Man relishes a challenge. What cruel twist will life bring to me today? He asks. Bring it on!
In the words of Billy Ocean, when the going gets tough, the tough get going. Wise words indeed, no? Nietzsche said exactly the same thing. .
Prisoners are allowed one toothbrush, which they can turn into a shiv by sharpening the end on the floor of their cells. They can then use this to defend themselves out on the wing. Rudy's been giving them instructions. He knows all this from his days prosecuting mobsters. Do you see?
Something as harmless as a toothbrush can be turned into a dangerous weapon. The Superior Man studies these things. He knows his Sun Tzu off by heart. There are countless ways that Rudy, Sidney can turn their situation to their benefit. For example, if an inmate stands over them to take their desert, they can practice gratitude, thanking and praising their fellow prisoner for helping them mind their waistline. There are literally dozens of ways this simple practice can be applied to our lives each day if we look.
Stealing Mr Trump's $10,000 shoes that he left outside his cell to be cleaned? Mr Trump always needed a pair with non-slip soles, thank you. Pouring boiling water on him in the shower? Mr Trump was struggling to get the temperature right, thank you. Getting jumped on and sodomised by a gang of big, black bucks? Mr Trump experimented with sodomy back at military school, but never as recipient. It is a unique experience, thank you.
And how did they get so fit and strong? Do they work out in the Yard? The Superior Man's mind is constantly looking for ways to improve. There are countless ways to do so if we apply ourselves to the task.
Rudy and Sidney, great legal scholars, can use the time to brush up on their law. Mr Trump, a great political leader, can use the time to reach out to his constituents. How can he help them achieve their personal best and live their lives to the full? I wouldn't want to be the governor in such a jail, no sir. The big fella will be writing him letters, demanding meetings and fighting for his fellow prisoners' rights every minute of the day!
Mr Trump will have his trusted Chief of Staff, Mark Meadows, his lawyer Rudy, his Valet Walt. In many ways, it will be like old times, back in the White House. If they can request a bigger desk from the governor, they can turn Mark's cell into an Oval Office. After breakfast, chores and some executive time, Mr Trump can turn up to Mark's cell at 11am, do a few meetings and finish up at four, same as they did in the White House.
So much winning. When the Superior Man is given lemons, he makes lemonade. Remember that, leftards. When the big fella and his team have done their time in Georgia, the Trump administration will be back, ready to go.
FOUR MORE YEARS.
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