I'll vote on the day.
Always good to rev up the people with the pamphlets in arguments and see their faces turn red.
Always good to stand in line and start another argument and get people's blood boiling.
Always good to have a sausage sizzle.
Always good to chat women up. Last one was a lovely Polish blonde.
Always good to leave a fart at the booth for the next person.
Always good to write all over the booth the things that will distract the following voters.
Always good to leave a scrunched up napkin with bits of sausage, sauce and onion in the booth.
Always good to watch the Ledger fail to find my name and look perplexed when I say I don't have an address.
Always good to go out and have some fun - because it's mandatory!