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Reply #30 - Oct 22nd, 2023 at 8:45pm
 
Setanta wrote on Oct 22nd, 2023 at 8:30pm:
Jovial Monk wrote on Oct 22nd, 2023 at 7:15pm:
Man it smells good, meaty! Couple more hours then I will turn the slowcooker off.


I tried to hold it in. Cry

Grin


I dropped an audibly noticeable one in the house tonight. 6 year old boy laughed, wife and teenage daughter called me a pig. I explained, there is no possible way to keep the gas in. Sure I could go to a private place and purge, or I could let it out quietly like chicks do.

At least ensuring the accompanying noise is honest and serves as a warning, not like what sneaky girls do.
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Reply #31 - Oct 22nd, 2023 at 8:51pm
 
Setanta wrote on Oct 22nd, 2023 at 8:30pm:
Jovial Monk wrote on Oct 22nd, 2023 at 7:15pm:
Man it smells good, meaty! Couple more hours then I will turn the slowcooker off.


I tried to hold it in. Cry

Grin

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Reply #32 - Oct 22nd, 2023 at 9:03pm
 
Gordon wrote on Oct 22nd, 2023 at 8:45pm:
Setanta wrote on Oct 22nd, 2023 at 8:30pm:
Jovial Monk wrote on Oct 22nd, 2023 at 7:15pm:
Man it smells good, meaty! Couple more hours then I will turn the slowcooker off.


I tried to hold it in. Cry

Grin


I dropped an audibly noticeable one in the house tonight. 6 year old boy laughed, wife and teenage daughter called me a pig. I explained, there is no possible way to keep the gas in. Sure I could go to a private place and purge, or I could let it out quietly like chicks do.

At least ensuring the accompanying noise is honest and serves as a warning, not like what sneaky girls do.


Did you tell them you were a dinosaur?  Huh
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Reply #33 - Oct 22nd, 2023 at 9:21pm
 
Taste test—bloody nice! And the lamb shanks were free!
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Reply #34 - Oct 22nd, 2023 at 9:31pm
 
Setanta wrote on Oct 22nd, 2023 at 9:03pm:
Gordon wrote on Oct 22nd, 2023 at 8:45pm:
Setanta wrote on Oct 22nd, 2023 at 8:30pm:
Jovial Monk wrote on Oct 22nd, 2023 at 7:15pm:
Man it smells good, meaty! Couple more hours then I will turn the slowcooker off.


I tried to hold it in. Cry

Grin


I dropped an audibly noticeable one in the house tonight. 6 year old boy laughed, wife and teenage daughter called me a pig. I explained, there is no possible way to keep the gas in. Sure I could go to a private place and purge, or I could let it out quietly like chicks do.

At least ensuring the accompanying noise is honest and serves as a warning, not like what sneaky girls do.


Did you tell them you were a dinosaur?  Huh




But what exactly is a fart? There are two ways of thinking of farts, or two concepts of farts. A fart is either a thing or an act. We fart farts. Let us begin with farts considered as things. What are the identity conditions of fart-things? Are they proper objects – reidentifiable particulars? Suppose someone emits a series of farts in rapid succession, like a staccato trumpet call. Is that many distinct farts? But in a nearby possible world in which the emission of gas was more legato with no breaks, would there only have been one long fart, with pulsations in volume (in both senses)? Is that legato fart the same fart as the series of staccato farts?

What about the origins of farts?
https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/think/article/metaphysics-of-farts/6BD85...
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Reply #35 - Oct 22nd, 2023 at 9:33pm
 
Jovial Monk wrote on Oct 22nd, 2023 at 9:21pm:
Taste test—bloody nice! And the lamb shanks were free!

Christ! Tell me you didn't poke yourself after your meaty schmell?  Shocked
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Reply #36 - Oct 22nd, 2023 at 10:06pm
 
Jovial Monk wrote on Oct 22nd, 2023 at 9:21pm:
Taste test—bloody nice! And the lamb shanks were free!


Translation: Dumbarse Drunk owes someone else money too.
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Reply #37 - Oct 22nd, 2023 at 10:27pm
 
Lisa Jones wrote on Oct 22nd, 2023 at 10:06pm:
Jovial Monk wrote on Oct 22nd, 2023 at 9:21pm:
Taste test—bloody nice! And the lamb shanks were free!


Translation: Dumbarse Drunk owes someone else money too.

He promised them money for the shanks.
Told them its in the mail.
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Reply #38 - Oct 22nd, 2023 at 10:57pm
 
Jasin wrote on Oct 22nd, 2023 at 10:27pm:
Lisa Jones wrote on Oct 22nd, 2023 at 10:06pm:
Jovial Monk wrote on Oct 22nd, 2023 at 9:21pm:
Taste test—bloody nice! And the lamb shanks were free!


Translation: Dumbarse Drunk owes someone else money too.

He promised them money for the shanks.
Told them its in the mail.


He TOLD them 1 thing but then DID something completely different.

Bottom line? Same script....different victim.
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Reply #39 - Oct 23rd, 2023 at 4:27am
 
The lambshanks were free, no charge.

Dunno why some got bent out of shape by that.
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Reply #40 - Oct 23rd, 2023 at 9:32am
 
Monk has a bucket full of piss that he marinates the meat in.
Gives him nice meaty smells.
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Reply #41 - Oct 23rd, 2023 at 8:19pm
 
Setanta wrote on Oct 22nd, 2023 at 5:35pm:
...Highly unlikely. Roosters are culled as hatchlings. There is no money feeding them until they are big enough to eat.

Dunno...

Chickens become sexually mature at 20 to 22 weeks.

This differs between breeds and the amount of
light that the chickens receive. Some chicken
breeds become sexually mature at 16 to 18 weeks.

Testosterone increases the density of muscle fibres
allowing muscles to increase in mass and strength.
In male chickens, testosterone results in tougher
meat, and in older roosters, the meat can be described
as "stringy".

Meat chickens are both male and female.     They're
slaughtered between 6 to 8 weeks, and there is no
differentiation in the meat. Layer chicken roosters and
"dual-purpose roosters" grow slower and are slaughtered
when older.

So it's perfectly legal for Coles and Woolworths to sell
older roosters as chicken.


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Reply #42 - Oct 24th, 2023 at 5:26am
 
Lambshanks were delicious, will have the second lambshank for dinner tomorrow.
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Reply #43 - Oct 24th, 2023 at 5:54pm
 
AusGeoff wrote on Oct 23rd, 2023 at 8:19pm:
Setanta wrote on Oct 22nd, 2023 at 5:35pm:
...Highly unlikely. Roosters are culled as hatchlings. There is no money feeding them until they are big enough to eat.

Dunno...

Chickens become sexually mature at 20 to 22 weeks.

This differs between breeds and the amount of
light that the chickens receive. Some chicken
breeds become sexually mature at 16 to 18 weeks.

Testosterone increases the density of muscle fibres
allowing muscles to increase in mass and strength.
In male chickens, testosterone results in tougher
meat, and in older roosters, the meat can be described
as "stringy".

Meat chickens are both male and female.     They're
slaughtered between 6 to 8 weeks, and there is no
differentiation in the meat. Layer chicken roosters and
"dual-purpose roosters" grow slower and are slaughtered
when older.

So it's perfectly legal for Coles and Woolworths to sell
older roosters as chicken.



Fascinating.
...as a former Poultry Industry worker and 'Chicken Sexer'.
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Re: Stout infused lambshanks
Reply #44 - Oct 24th, 2023 at 6:10pm
 
Jasin wrote on Oct 24th, 2023 at 5:54pm:
AusGeoff wrote on Oct 23rd, 2023 at 8:19pm:
Setanta wrote on Oct 22nd, 2023 at 5:35pm:
...Highly unlikely. Roosters are culled as hatchlings. There is no money feeding them until they are big enough to eat.

Dunno...

Chickens become sexually mature at 20 to 22 weeks.

This differs between breeds and the amount of
light that the chickens receive. Some chicken
breeds become sexually mature at 16 to 18 weeks.

Testosterone increases the density of muscle fibres
allowing muscles to increase in mass and strength.
In male chickens, testosterone results in tougher
meat, and in older roosters, the meat can be described
as "stringy".

Meat chickens are both male and female.     They're
slaughtered between 6 to 8 weeks, and there is no
differentiation in the meat. Layer chicken roosters and
"dual-purpose roosters" grow slower and are slaughtered
when older.

So it's perfectly legal for Coles and Woolworths to sell
older roosters as chicken.



Fascinating.
...as a former Poultry Industry worker and 'Chicken Sexer'. 


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