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Grappler Truth Teller Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 84006 Proud pre-1850's NO Voter Gender:	Re: The new James Bond Reply #30 - Jan 19^th, 2024 at 5:17pm Tickdemoff (hand on knife sticking from chest) - "How could an... old man like you... best.... me? Who.. who are you?" James - "The name's Bond... JAMES Bond!"
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Reply #31 - Jan 19^th, 2024 at 5:33pm

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jan 17^th, 2024 at 4:47pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jan 16^th, 2024 at 3:38pm:

How many spies have you heard of that are capable of being bulky and muscular?

Most tend to be the people you would least suspect of such things....

That's right - the movie style James Bond could never be a spy -
he always stands out and makes a big scene of himself -
a real spy goes unnoticed.

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Reply #32 - Jan 19^th, 2024 at 10:18pm

Bobby. wrote on Jan 19^th, 2024 at 5:33pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Jan 17^th, 2024 at 4:47pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jan 16^th, 2024 at 3:38pm:

How many spies have you heard of that are capable of being bulky and muscular?

Most tend to be the people you would least suspect of such things....

That's right - the movie style James Bond could never be a spy -
he always stands out and makes a big scene of himself -
a real spy goes unnoticed.

... getting nissed as a pewt in a casino.... and already known to be working for Universal Exports ... but it's all about going mano a mano and staring the other guy down and stealing his woman with your dreamboat eyes and shagging on the job instead of watching your back instead of hers and trying to remain inconspicuous ... about as inconspicuous as a drug dealer in a red ute throwing wheelies in the main street while the back is piled high with drugs...

..... watch for the coming next James Bond thriller .. Inconspicuopussy .... James takes on the mistress of the World's Next Greatest threat.... coming to a theatre near you ......

“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
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Grappler Truth Teller Feller Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 84006 Proud pre-1850's NO Voter Gender:	Re: The new James Bond Reply #33 - Jan 21^st, 2024 at 6:04pm
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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 24730 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: The new James Bond Reply #34 - Jan 22^nd, 2024 at 1:31pm Looks like my 23y.o. daughter.
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Reply #35 - Jan 27^th, 2024 at 9:59pm

"Now then Double Oh Seven..."

"Double Oh Three And a Half, Q - I was demoted and demobbed, remember? On half pay....."

"Just so... well - you've been reinstated so it's Double Oh Seven again..."

"Oh good - I can share numbers with a dead woman then...."

"You're not being very kind, Double Oh Seven..... and 'share numbers', indeed! This isn't the bar in a casino, you know. And you ARE a married man...."

"Yes - I am... I'm so glad someone remembered that..."

"Look - let's not get off on the wrong foot here, James.... preparation is everything in this job... you have heard of Pladimir Vutin, I trust?"

"Who hasn't..."

"Well - his 'hit man' - I do so love those American terms... is one Dimitri Tickdemoff.... and he's a very nasty piece of work... oh, please don't touch that ... you could accidentally trigger World War Three... where was I?"

"You were telling all about how to tick people off, I imagine..."

"Oh, yes - not quite... now this Tickdemoff ... not his real name, by the way.."

"I can't possibly imagine!"

"Do pay attention, Double Oh SEVEN ... I AM trying to help here, you know...."

“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
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