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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 40717 Gender:	The new James Bond Nov 24^th, 2023 at 1:06pm Who will it be ? Jacob Elordi
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Re: The new James Bond
Reply #2 - Nov 24^th, 2023 at 4:02pm

The last James Bond Film I watched had Daniel Craig as the retired spy with his 007 number handed to a young lady spy. The movie "No Time To Die" wasn't the best one of the many, but at the end, Mr Bond returns to the fold, gets rechristened as 007 then supposedly dies - blown up by missiles from a Royal Navy ship.

So, does James Bond actually die or miraculously escape? I haven't been keeping up with it at all. I though Idris Elba was a contender at some stage

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UnSubRocky Gold Member Online Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 24747 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: The new James Bond Reply #3 - Nov 24^th, 2023 at 5:19pm Vic wrote on Nov 24^th, 2023 at 4:02pm: I though Idris Elba was a contender at some stage Rumours allege that Elba does not want to get known as the "first black James Bond".
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Re: The new James Bond
Reply #4 - Jan 9^th, 2024 at 12:05pm

Vic wrote on Nov 24^th, 2023 at 4:02pm:

The last James Bond Film I watched had Daniel Craig as the retired spy with his 007 number handed to a young lady spy. The movie "No Time To Die" wasn't the best one of the many, but at the end, Mr Bond returns to the fold, gets rechristened as 007 then supposedly dies - blown up by missiles from a Royal Navy ship.

So, does James Bond actually die or miraculously escape? I haven't been keeping up with it at all. I though Idris Elba was a contender at some stage

The one where he ran off with the gorgie should have lead to James (Craig - the black sheila having been burned) being brought back into service to track down the elusive Tickdemoff, henchperson of the Russian dictator Pladimir Vutin... the family man brought back to the fray when no others could do the job when Vutin is using Tricky Tickie as his stalking horse to take over the world...

That guy below (on the page - no my post) looks a wee bit twee to me - and a black gel? Well .... why not just include a white family guy?

I predict the black gel will fail, and the call will go out... the now settled family man James allows for plenty of conflict and troubles galore at the hands of the filthy Russian Mafia/Military Complex... and Vutin could get a long gig as the head of the Nasties...

M - "Let's not argue, Double Oh Seven - We need you back - I need you back!"

James - "I'm not Double Oh Seven any more. That's your little black girl's job now.. I'm retired!"

M - "Well, neither is your replacement a Double O! I'm afraid she's gone, James."

James - "So now you need me? Yesterday's burnt out hero turned husband and father? I have a family, M... so I don't think so... I'm not putting them in the firing line - not even for you! Find someone else..."

M- "There is no-one else, James..... they're ALL gone..."

James - "Do you know what you're asking?"

M (pause) - "Actually I do, James..... that little black girl as you call her was....... my daughter..."

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Re: The new James Bond
Reply #5 - Jan 11^th, 2024 at 8:02pm

James Bond next movie with Daniel Craig.... Enough Is Never Enough....

James - "And please, M - stop calling me double oh seven. enough is enough!"
M - "I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, James..... **turns on intercom**... Funnymoney - could you send in our visitors? Thank you."
**the door is opened by Funnymoney, and a full Colonel with SAS wings walks in accompanied by.. Prince Harry**
James -"You Royal Highness!"
Harry - "Please, sit down, Double Oh seven ... as you know I'm not a 'royal highness' now. **all sit** I've been asked by my brother...on behalf of our father.... you know him of course, Double Oh Seven - to 'request' that you help once more with preservation of our realm. Unofficially, of course..." (such a 'request' is a clear order) ....
James - "Of course. Unofficially ....."
Harry - "Colonel Dempster here can offer you some assurances."...**nods to the officer**
Dempster - "Indeed, Double Oh Seven - I can assure you that our very best will be watching over your family every minute of every day while you are... on His Majesty's business. Our VERY best."
M - "So what do you say, James?"
James - "What can I say? Apparently saying enough is never enough...."
**camera closes in on 007's face.... title music comes up and movie titles**

Dang da da dang da da da dang da da dang da da da da daaaa, da da da... da da daaaa

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Re: The new James Bond
Reply #6 - Jan 12^th, 2024 at 7:18am

Sprintcyclist wrote on Nov 24^th, 2023 at 1:11pm:

Or lashana lynch

https://wwwflickeringmythc3c8f7.zapwp.com/q:i/r:0/wp:1/w:600/u:https://cdn.flick...

She cannot be James Bond.

This woke diversity inclusion BS is killing movies.

Why don't they come up with an original concept instead of rehashing classics by making the lead someone of the opposite sex or a different racial background?

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Re: The new James Bond
Reply #7 - Jan 12^th, 2024 at 1:30pm

Gnads wrote on Jan 12^th, 2024 at 7:18am:

This woke diversity inclusion BS is killing movies.

Why don't they come up with an original concept instead of rehashing classics by making the lead someone of the opposite sex or a different racial background?

Have you ever seen a movie featuring non-white majority of actors cast in a movie that is not ripping off some white culture? From memory, the only woke movie that seemed to work was "Sweet Country" Before that, I recall "City of God" -- not that I would call that a woke movie.

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Grappler Truth Teller Feller Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 84054 Proud pre-1850's NO Voter Gender:	Re: The new James Bond Reply #8 - Jan 13^th, 2024 at 9:34am If I hear that cliched phrase once again in this movie ..... damn it - enough is enough!!
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Frank Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 45324 Gender:	Re: The new James Bond Reply #9 - Jan 13^th, 2024 at 11:51am
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Frank Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 45324 Gender:	Re: The new James Bond Reply #10 - Jan 13^th, 2024 at 11:56am
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 103656 Melbourne Gender:	Re: The new James Bond Reply #11 - Jan 13^th, 2024 at 1:35pm They need a real man:
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Grappler Truth Teller Feller Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 84054 Proud pre-1850's NO Voter Gender:	Re: The new James Bond Reply #12 - Jan 13^th, 2024 at 1:57pm Let's try out a few more ideas:- M - "Now look here, Double Oh Seven - we didn't get you out of that transgender clinic so you could sit there all day like some Captain Queeg and play with those two balls in your hand...." Hmmmm and hmmmmer ....
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Grappler Truth Teller Feller Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 84054 Proud pre-1850's NO Voter Gender:	Re: The new James Bond Reply #13 - Jan 13^th, 2024 at 2:02pm Bobby. wrote on Jan 13^th, 2024 at 1:35pm: They need a real man: https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/114/562/336/original/e7f011... He ain't got time to bleed ....
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UnSubRocky Gold Member Online Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 24747 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: The new James Bond Reply #14 - Jan 13^th, 2024 at 4:00pm Another bodybuilder picture was posted by Bobby.
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