Frank wrote on Dec 22
nd, 2023 at 10:52am:
Colorado Supreme Court Demands Jack Phillips Bake Cake To Celebrate Trump Ruling
DENVER, CO — In a 4-3 decision, the Colorado Supreme Court will require Masterpiece Cakeshop owner Jack Phillips to bake a celebration cake honoring the Colorado Supreme Court's decision to remove Trump from the ballot.
"The cake must have the words 'Dump Trump' in giant red letters," said Justice Richard Gabriel in his opinion. "No wait — have it say DRUMPF! HA! Classic. And put some little rainbow flags and Palestinian flags all over it. It is the opinion of the court that failure to bake this cake for us constitutes illegal discrimination."
Justice Gabriel then banged his gavel loudly to make it official.
Not satire.
I know, right? I hear American judges are pretty tough on crime, old boy. They like to bang their gavels ever so.
Justice Gabriel is referring to the Trump family's
legal name, a German one with Nazi connections on the paternal side. The Palestinian flags represent the big fella's hatred of Bibi and his reference to Hezbollah being really smart.
He's suggesting the cake so that Mr Trumpf won't get all toosh and blame the court for doing its job.
You know, a bit like you will after reading this post.
WITCH HUNT!!!
There have been about 8 different methods used in various Trump cases. The evidence does seem to confirm that he is in fact a witch.