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Worked out the bleeding...
Dec 22nd, 2023 at 12:07am
 
Zender's Diverticulitis - a sac in the throat that catches food... caught a piece of corn there, could feel the lump, and got it out tonight.... all that bringing up blood was probably popcorn eaten before stuck there and digging in - and with anticoagulants for heart... buggar... seeing my doc tomorrow ... she'll love it...

I come from a family of hypochondriacs, and I love to make a song and dance about things just for them ... starts off the contest for the worst symptoms etc....  awrrr yes - what I'd give for a mere almost dead on the table twice during a minor operation to remove a wart ... regular doctor's pet you are .... and only ONE drop of blood left and running around and around... how'd you survive that one?

Don't get me wrong - the only thing I love more than my family is staying away from them ....... congenital anusitis....
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Reply #1 - Dec 24th, 2023 at 6:17pm
 
No words!
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Reply #2 - Dec 24th, 2023 at 7:01pm
 
Onya Grapps.
At least you didn't have to visit Dr Aye Aye from Madagascar for an old fashioned prostate checkup.
Smith does a weekly checkup... just to be sure Wink
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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