It's obvious your typing can't keep up with what's on your mind. 

Good point, Chimera. Due to the silly old American revolution, Mother needed a new spot for her proles.

So in 1787, King George settled on Aussie Aussie Aussie.

Back then, it was called Van Diemen's Land, poor things. Bound for Botany Bay.

Be nice to your Boongs, George said. And put those poles to work. We can't have them shitting and breeding and filling up our cities, now can we? We already have enough proles to work the mills. Ee-gad, they're outbreeding us.

So we'll try them and sentence them and transport them to the colonies, Godspeed.

The Septics won't take them, they hate us. Besides, they now have slaves. Fit young bucks branded by Mother.

Down in VD land, they can have rum, Sodomy and the lash, yes?

Rule of law, innit. Ah, the good old days.

Colonialism ended far too soon, no?