aquascoot wrote on Jan 27^th, 2024 at 3:21pm:


Except when he mandated that the state could not have a contract with a company unless the company signed a statement saying it does not support boycotting Israel.


https://www.texastribune.org/2019/05/09/Texas-anti-boycott-israel-law-greg-abbot...

wombatwoody wrote on Jan 30^th, 2024 at 7:06pm:


You get that, Wombat. The Superior Man likes a bit of virtue signalling. It keeps the chodes on their toes, you see.

I do feel Texan foreign policy is important, don't you?

I wonder what Greg has in mind for jolly old Oz.

wombatwoody wrote on Jan 30^th, 2024 at 7:09pm:


Gee, that's a tough one, Wombat. What would the big fella have done with border guards who refused to obey orders?

Do you remember? He tried getting them to kill the illegals.

Sorry sir, they said. You can't just kill em.

Yes, but whatabout just shooting them in the leg or whatever? Do that.

Sorry sir, but the leftards start screaming and you're all over the fake news for doing your patriotic duty.

So sad, the big fella said, but he wasn't done. Okay, so we build a big beautiful wall, right? We put in turrets, a moat...

We'll need to be able to see through it, sir.

Okay! We'll make it a fence, but really high. We'll run 20,000 volts of electricity through it so if the illegals touch it, they're toast. We'll stick in motion detectors with machine guns or maybe poison darts. We'll make a big beautiful moat, from coast to coast, and we'll put in alligators,  poisonous snakes, that sort of thing.

Border Security weren't too big on the idea. They said they'd need to wait and see what happens, but I'm curious.

What would you say if Border Security refused to obey a direct order from the big fella?

aquascoot wrote on Jan 31^st, 2024 at 12:37pm:


Don't want to say, eh?

We get that. So what did you say in 2018 when Border Security told the big fella to go get stuffed?

They may have said sir, it's hard to say.

Too many words, no?

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Military.com

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Did Somebody Say Fort Sumter?

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TEXAS — Bubba "Boomstick" Johnson, a proud Texan and self-proclaimed protector of all things Lone Star, has declared that he's been waiting for this moment his entire life: the opportunity to finally dust off his arsenal and defend Texas if a civil war or invasion ever breaks out.

For years, Bubba has meticulously curated his collection of firearms, affectionately referring to them as his "freedom dispensers." From his trusty six-shooters to his state-of-the-art assault rifles, Bubba's arsenal rivals that of a small militia - or at least a moderately armed neighborhood watch.

"Oh Lord, how blessed am I," said Bubba with a tear in his eye upon reading the news that Texas Governor Abbott intends to defend the Texas border no matter what. "And they tried to tell me that I was wasting my money on this here Gatlin gun, stockpile of C4 explosives, and fully functioning civil war cannon. Who's the dummy now, libs?"

Friends and neighbors say that Bubba has been practicing his "I told you so" speech for years, convinced that the imminent Texas invasion was just around the corner.

"I've been oiling these babies up and practicing my quick draw since I was knee-high to a rattlesnake," Bubba proudly proclaimed, his ten-gallon hat casting a shadow over his weathered face. "Anyone who wants to mess with Texas has to come through me first!"

"Yessir, I've been training for this moment my whole life," Bubba declared, his voice echoing across the empty plains. "If a civil war ever breaks out, you can bet your boots I'll be the first one out there, guns blazing and flags flying!"

At publishing time, Bubba was spotted constructing a makeshift fort made entirely out of barbecue grills, Lone Star beer cans, and of course, razor wire.

aquascoot wrote on Feb 1^st, 2024 at 11:46am:


Strange. When we ask you whether the fine people of Texas should bow down before your DL, you say ooo.

When we ask you whether federal employees should obey your beloved Master, you say ee.

And when we ask you whether the people of America should worship him as their God, you say ah.

Ooo, ee, arrrh. You'd prefer not to say.

Your mouth is currently full, no?