Sir Eoin O Fada wrote on Feb 3
rd, 2024 at 12:46pm:
Karnal wrote on Feb 2
nd, 2024 at 10:43pm:
Sir Eoin O Fada wrote on Feb 2
nd, 2024 at 10:34pm:
Why move?
Australia is a much better place, despite certain shortcomings.
The old boy hates the place. He thinks we're Pakis.
You can't please everybody, dear.
Why would anyone ever think that \you were Pakis?
Because the old boy, AKA Frank or Sore End, has Superior Culture. The Pakis are an inferior subspecies.
Alas, we're only "spiritually" Pakistani. This is due to "resentment ten rupee gimme."
The old boy, you see, would prefer a little more respect and gratitude for flying down to Australia to disseminate his culture.
This isn't racist or anything. The old boy calls himself a "culturalist". His culture is universal. It's best summed up in his much-cited aphorism, "colonialism ended far too soon".
This can be changed to suit the circumstances. He recently used it in reference to slavery, which he would prefer to see reimposed on the African American population of the American deep south as a solution to their crime problem.
In Australia, he advocates a form of mass incarceration. Our blacks, you see, can't (or won't) work. Instead, they should be incarcerated, have their children placed in foster care and, where possible, civilised.
He remains somewhat pessimistic on the odds of the latter, but we should not want for trying. That, you see is what superior culture is all about. The old boy calls this "the white man's burden".
The old boy was all for the invasion of Iraq in order to civilise them. Three years later, he saw the folly of his views. It was a momentary lapse of judgement. Iraqis can never be civilised, he said, because of Islam.
Too bad, too sad, 280,000 deaths and a few trillion later, he conceded Islam to be only one criteria. Ultimately the Iraqis, like the Pakis, like the blacks, and like a few other types such as Chows, cannot be civilised because they're
tinted.
But that shouldn't stop us trying. If you draw alternative views to the above conclusion, you're generally
tinted, or have some form of the tar brush in you.
Thus, I'm a Paki Bastard. Greggery's a Macedonian Turd. JS is a Calabrian Dago. The only two who have gotten away without being chastised as tinted in some way are Brian, Milk Monitor, and Mothra, Frightbat. Occasionally, she's a Tinted Bint too, so that's not always right.