The only thing I see funnier, are
and
Of course, not ever attending any
Annual
General
Meetings, I can't comment on the former.
But when asked about
- I explain it's a little more complex.
My personal "gay lifestyle" is fairly simple.
There's work weekdays, 9 to 5.
Taking the dogs out for a long walk - even longer, if I ran out of time for their morning run.
Every night there's a regular ritual of preparing and cooking an evening meal.
At 9.00pm we turn on the mirror ball - and sit down to eat.The weekends mean a chance to wash - and hang out to dry - a few loads of washing.
We never get bored - if there's a supermarket shopping list, stuck under a fridge magnet (on the fridge, of course)
Like all boys, I dreamed that every Friday night
we'd have all our mates over for drinks, get plastered - and chase each other (with full-on boners) all around the forest, till we collapsed in the one heap - and fu
cked like rabbits on the forest floor.(I'm still waiting on that last one).