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Reply #15 - Mar 29th, 2024 at 12:04pm
 
He dies painfully.
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Reply #16 - Mar 29th, 2024 at 12:06pm
 
Are the Trump bibles printed upside down?
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Reply #17 - Mar 29th, 2024 at 12:12pm
 
Anyone on Ozpolitic gunna buy one?



https://godblesstheusabible.com/


ORDER TODAY
God Bless The USA Bible

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Easy-to-read, large print, and slim design, this Bible invites you to explore God’s Word anywhere, any time.  This bible has been designed so that it delivers an easy reading experience in the trusted King James Version translation.  This large print Bible will be perfect to take to church, a bible study, work, travel, etc.

This Bible also features a copy of:

    Handwritten chorus to “God Bless The USA” by Lee Greenwood
    The US Constitution
    The Bill of Rights
    The Declaration of Independence
    The Pledge of Allegiance


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Reply #18 - Mar 29th, 2024 at 12:17pm
 
Frank has ordered his already.  Grin
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Reply #19 - Mar 29th, 2024 at 12:18pm
 
John Smith wrote on Mar 29th, 2024 at 12:17pm:
Frank has ordered his already.  Grin



I've gotta get one - it will be a collector's item soon.
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Reply #20 - Mar 29th, 2024 at 12:20pm
 
Wouldn't mind having one if 'Donald Trump' is named in the text as messiah and stuff. Can you fix that, Bobby?
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Reply #21 - Mar 29th, 2024 at 12:21pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Mar 29th, 2024 at 12:18pm:
John Smith wrote on Mar 29th, 2024 at 12:17pm:
Frank has ordered his already.  Grin



I've gotta get one - it will be a collector's item soon.


Yes, I do believe that you would be stupid enough to buy one.
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Reply #22 - Mar 29th, 2024 at 12:22pm
 
Handwritten chorus to “God Bless The USA” by Lee Greenwood

Lyrics

If tomorrow all the things were gone
I worked for all my life
And I had to start again
With just my children and my wife

I thank my lucky stars
To be living here today
'Cause the flag still stands for freedom
And they can't take that away

And I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died
Who gave that right to me
And I'd gladly stand up next to you
And defend Her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt
I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.


From the lakes of Minnesota
To the hills of Tennessee
Across the plains of Texas
From sea to shining sea

From Detroit down to Houston
And New York to L.A.
Where's pride in every American heart
And it's time we stand and say

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Reply #23 - Mar 29th, 2024 at 12:24pm
 
John Smith wrote on Mar 29th, 2024 at 12:06pm:
Are the Trump bibles printed upside down?


Yes, but you can turn them around if anyone notices.

Which way up? Hmm.
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Reply #24 - Mar 29th, 2024 at 12:26pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Mar 29th, 2024 at 12:22pm:
Handwritten chorus to “God Bless The USA” by Lee Greenwood

Lyrics

If tomorrow all the things were gone
I worked for all my life
And I had to start again
With just my children and my wife

I thank my lucky stars
To be living here today
'Cause the flag still stands for freedom
And they can't take that away

And I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died
Who gave that right to me
And I'd gladly stand up next to you
And defend Her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt
I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.


From the lakes of Minnesota
To the hills of Tennessee
Across the plains of Texas
From sea to shining sea

From Detroit down to Houston
And New York to L.A.
Where's pride in every American heart
And it's time we stand and say



That's nice, Bobby. Problem is, I'm not proud to be an American. I'm a jolly old Aussie.

What to do?
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Reply #25 - Mar 29th, 2024 at 12:27pm
 
Karnal wrote on Mar 29th, 2024 at 12:26pm:
That's nice, Bobby. Problem is, I'm not proud to be an American. I'm a jolly old Aussie.

What to do?



We're all Americans at heart Matty.
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Reply #26 - Mar 29th, 2024 at 12:47pm
 
We're all Americans Republicans MAGA Trump Tower at heart Matty.
Steh auf und sag Gott mit uns
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Reply #27 - Mar 29th, 2024 at 1:01pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Mar 29th, 2024 at 12:12pm:
Anyone on Ozpolitic gunna buy one?



https://godblesstheusabible.com/


ORDER TODAY
God Bless The USA Bible

IN STOCK NOW FOR QUICK SHIPPING
Easy-to-read, large print, and slim design, this Bible invites you to explore God’s Word anywhere, any time.  This bible has been designed so that it delivers an easy reading experience in the trusted King James Version translation.  This large print Bible will be perfect to take to church, a bible study, work, travel, etc.

This Bible also features a copy of:

    Handwritten chorus to “God Bless The USA” by Lee Greenwood
    The US Constitution
    The Bill of Rights
    The Declaration of Independence
    The Pledge of Allegiance


$59.99

IN STOCK NOW FOR QUICK SHIPPING




Scroll right down to the FAQ section, Bobby.

The second last question:

"WHAT IF MY BIBLE HAS STICKY PAGES?"

"Are some of the pages in your Bibles sticking together?"
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Reply #28 - Mar 29th, 2024 at 1:13pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Mar 29th, 2024 at 1:01pm:
Scroll right down to the FAQ section, Bobby.

The second last question:

"WHAT IF MY BIBLE HAS STICKY PAGES?"

"Are some of the pages in your Bibles sticking together?"



No Greggy - are yours?       Embarrassed
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Reply #29 - Mar 29th, 2024 at 1:14pm
 
chimera wrote on Mar 29th, 2024 at 12:47pm:
We're all Americans Republicans MAGA Trump Tower at heart Matty.
Steh auf und sag Gott mit uns



Stand up and say God with us.
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