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Re: Marla's Weed History
Reply #510 - Oct 8^th, 2024 at 12:05am

Yes I fear the law. My local police mostly hate me, and would seize on the opportunity to search my home for drugs.

And you know what happens then. A moldy old bong seized from my bedroom, becomes in court a pound of sinsemilla, some precision scales and a dozen half gram baggies ready for sale.

Having put me in a maximum security prison, the inmates do the rest of the work. I'm "found hanging" in my cell. Police don't give me another thought. Not their problem.

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Reply #511 - Oct 8^th, 2024 at 12:09am

Marla wrote on Oct 8^th, 2024 at 12:04am:

Listen up, people.

I don't give a single poo about your drug abuse history when I'm making my own.

You should care.

Or else you're just like some redneck saying "legalize pot, hell NO" while sucking down their tenth beer.

You seem to have no respect for your best ally. I wish I could smoke pot again, but it's just too dangerous.

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Reply #512 - Oct 8^th, 2024 at 12:37am

Marla wrote on Oct 8^th, 2024 at 12:04am:

Listen up, people.

I don't give a single poo about your drug abuse history when I'm making my own.

Just legalize weed. It easy to do

Oh, don't give us that kind of rubbish. You would javelin-throw the fattest guy at KFC for 70 metres, if it meant that you could get a free shoebox of Mary Jane from the nearest street vendor. It would not surprise me if some Eastern European woman, a week later, would send you a nasty letter, for threatening her world record.

Legalise weed? It already is legal in a restrictive sense of the term. Much like smoking is legal. There is a time and a place for this sort of experimentation -- and it is called "early adulthood".

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Reply #513 - Oct 8^th, 2024 at 12:43am

Aurora Complexus wrote on Oct 8^th, 2024 at 12:09am:

[quote author=Marla link=1713430485/509#509 date=1728309849]You seem to have no respect for your best ally. I wish I could smoke pot again, but it's just too dangerous.

I could imagine you walking into the Olsen Caves up north, with a few puffs of your friends' blunt.

You would hear the echo of your girly stoned giggles; freak out at the sound of the approaching "Planet of the Apes" army; and then you would beg the tour guide to hostage negotiate your way out of Etna Creek...

You would make the 5 o'clock news, with leading headlines.

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Reply #514 - Oct 8^th, 2024 at 12:46am

UnSubRocky wrote on Oct 8^th, 2024 at 12:37am:

Marla wrote on Oct 8^th, 2024 at 12:04am:

Listen up, people.

I don't give a single poo about your drug abuse history when I'm making my own.

Just legalize weed. It easy to do

Oh, don't give us that kind of rubbish. You would javelin-throw the fattest guy at KFC for 70 metres, if it meant that you could get a free shoebox of Mary Jane from the nearest street vendor. It would not surprise me if some Eastern European woman, a week later, would send you a nasty letter, for threatening her world record.

Legalise weed? It already is legal in a restrictive sense of the term. Much like smoking is legal. There is a time and a place for this sort of experimentation -- and it is called "early adulthood".

Weed is not legal in most Australian states.

We're seriously at risk of being more anti-Weed than the United States.

Hell, we are more anti-weed. We're more retarded the United smacking States. For shame!

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Re: Marla's Weed History
Reply #515 - Oct 8^th, 2024 at 12:50am

UnSubRocky wrote on Oct 8^th, 2024 at 12:43am:

Aurora Complexus wrote on Oct 8^th, 2024 at 12:09am:

[quote author=Marla link=1713430485/509#509 date=1728309849]You seem to have no respect for your best ally. I wish I could smoke pot again, but it's just too dangerous.

I could imagine you walking into the Olsen Caves up north, with a few puffs of your friends' blunt.

You would hear the echo of your girly stoned giggles; freak out at the sound of the approaching "Planet of the Apes" army; and then you would beg the tour guide to hostage negotiate your way out of Etna Creek...

You would make the 5 o'clock news, with leading headlines.

Get me fifteen seconds on "the 5 o'clock news" and I will shoot a big hole in your mythology.

Australians distrust "stoners" because they think they're better than them. Give me fifteen seconds ...

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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 24556 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #516 - Oct 8^th, 2024 at 1:11am I doubt puffing the dragon for 15 seconds is going to get you nationwide news coverage at 5pm that day.
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Reply #517 - Oct 8^th, 2024 at 1:28am

UnSubRocky wrote on Oct 8^th, 2024 at 1:11am:

I doubt puffing the dragon for 15 seconds is going to get you nationwide news coverage at 5pm that day.

You think I can't make the news.

Because at some previous time I smoked marijuana.

OK straight guy. Let's see what you've got that is worth getting on the news. Let's hear your fifteen seconds against the weed, that will get YOU on the "5 o'clock news"

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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 40679 Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #518 - Oct 8^th, 2024 at 3:39am Marla wrote on Oct 8^th, 2024 at 12:04am: Listen up, people. I don't give a single poo about your drug abuse history when I'm making my own. Just legalize weed. It easy to do it was fraudulently make illegal by the makers of rayon/nylon so they could improve their profits. Pot had been used for centuries.
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Re: Marla's Weed History
Reply #519 - Oct 8^th, 2024 at 6:01am

Aurora Complexus wrote on Oct 8^th, 2024 at 1:28am:

UnSubRocky wrote on Oct 8^th, 2024 at 1:11am:

I doubt puffing the dragon for 15 seconds is going to get you nationwide news coverage at 5pm that day.

You think I can't make the news.

Because at some previous time I smoked marijuana.

OK straight guy. Let's see what you've got that is worth getting on the news. Let's hear your fifteen seconds against the weed, that will get YOU on the "5 o'clock news"

In 2014, I did an Uber delivery from Subway Glenmore store to an address along Farm St... backwards... with no headlights on... 8pm on the night after the Cowboys won against the Broncos (2015).

WIN Local News ran a story asking residents to be on the lookout for a man driving "recklessly" in the Norman Gardens area. "No number plates attached".

I was sober at the time. "Once every blue moon", the journalist said.

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Marla Gold Member Offline Weed is my Jesus Posts: 13494 Colorado Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #520 - Oct 10^th, 2024 at 5:47am Oh hell yeah! I don't know about you losers but I'm really enjoying my drug addiction.
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 102827 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #521 - Oct 10^th, 2024 at 5:53am Marla - get a job and pay some taxes - ya dopey bum.
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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 10876 armidale Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #522 - Oct 10^th, 2024 at 6:40am Marla wrote on Oct 10^th, 2024 at 5:47am: I'm really enjoying my drug addiction. I really am. I'm enjoying my drug addiction. Enjoy. I enjoy it. I do. I do... yes I do.. don't I?
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Marla Gold Member Offline Weed is my Jesus Posts: 13494 Colorado Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #523 - Oct 10^th, 2024 at 7:04am And when you kangaroo rooters finally legalize weed, not only will every day be Christmas you be drug addicts, too. It'll be great. Trust me.
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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 10876 armidale Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #524 - Oct 10^th, 2024 at 7:19am Posts: 13386 Colorado.
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