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Reply #555 - Oct 15th, 2024 at 10:07am
 
Love this review of the Apple Fritters strain:

I got this strain in diamond sauce form and had a fat glob sesh with my doge and it made me trip balls and imagine 4D aliens were doing tests on me while I was staring at the COD loading screen for 3 and a half hours overall solid strain 9/10
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Reply #556 - Oct 15th, 2024 at 10:12am
 
Here, this F A T dude can explain it better:

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Reply #557 - Oct 15th, 2024 at 2:44pm
 
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Oct 14th, 2024 at 12:15am:
If Marla was mixing with gentle people - she wouldn't need weed to forget about reality..... she'd enjoy life .... but when you mix with the low-life that sells and uses drugs... well ... what do you expect to get?   Shocked



I expect to get drunk every second Sunday night, on my night off. But when the boss gives me Sunday shifts, I don't drink at all. In fact, I found that I was saving $100 a fortnight on booze and other affiliated expenses, when I worked every Sunday. But, you know, I earn $24 an hour as a 45y.o. as an "UberEats" (as my lawyer tells me to say on discussion forums) delivery driver. The boss has to cut expenses on Sundays. Not even a $22/hr washing up gig for 4 hours is sufficient these days, as the employer at that restaurant NEEDS to cut expenses.

I noticed that I was overspending on things in the last month. But, I did notice that I was overspending on getting my car fixed, and tyres changed. Then I noticed another problem with my car. You would not believe the hassles I have had in the last month.

I can understand why Marla smokes weed.
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Reply #558 - Oct 15th, 2024 at 4:26pm
 
UnSubRocky wrote on Oct 15th, 2024 at 2:44pm:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Oct 14th, 2024 at 12:15am:
If Marla was mixing with gentle people - she wouldn't need weed to forget about reality..... she'd enjoy life .... but when you mix with the low-life that sells and uses drugs... well ... what do you expect to get?   Shocked



I expect to get drunk every second Sunday night, on my night off. But when the boss gives me Sunday shifts, I don't drink at all. In fact, I found that I was saving $100 a fortnight on booze and other affiliated expenses, when I worked every Sunday. But, you know, I earn $24 an hour as a 45y.o. as an "UberEats" (as my lawyer tells me to say on discussion forums) delivery driver. The boss has to cut expenses on Sundays. Not even a $22/hr washing up gig for 4 hours is sufficient these days, as the employer at that restaurant NEEDS to cut expenses.

I noticed that I was overspending on things in the last month. But, I did notice that I was overspending on getting my car fixed, and tyres changed. Then I noticed another problem with my car. You would not believe the hassles I have had in the last month.

I can understand why Marla smokes weed.


cars are expensive, is used commercially it costs more
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Reply #559 - Oct 15th, 2024 at 4:31pm
 
Marla wrote on Oct 15th, 2024 at 10:07am:
Love this review of the Apple Fritters strain:

I got this strain in diamond sauce form and had a fat glob sesh with my doge and it made me trip balls and imagine 4D aliens were doing tests on me while I was staring at the COD loading screen for 3 and a half hours overall solid strain 9/10


wow, far too much for me.
I just want a little lift, then smooth out to an energetic artistic phase.  a wee bit of googling - Kali Mist


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Reply #560 - Oct 16th, 2024 at 3:21am
 
This was great

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Reply #561 - Oct 16th, 2024 at 6:34am
 
UnSubRocky wrote on Oct 13th, 2024 at 7:32am:
I am going grocery shopping for some thyme. Great way to clear up the sinuses.


Try growing pennyroyal, but don't eat it or drink the tea. Inhaling it is fine now and again but for symptoms only. It's very potent, but also dangerous.

If you want something longer lasting, grow Tulsi (ocimum sanctum) and make Tulsi "tea" every day as I do. It's very closely related to Ocimum tenuiflorum, or Australian Wild Basil. If you know where to look, you can find it near Byfield. It probably evolved from Tulsi planted by Indonesian fishermen thousands of years ago, and has spread throughout Northern Australia.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4296439/

Both of these are in the Lamiaceae family, whch includes Basil, Mint and Thyme. I grow most of the Lamiaceae family in the garden.

If you want what is probably the best Australian native medicine, try gumbi gumbi (pittisporum angustifolium). It is being developed as a cure for certain cancers. You'd have to go inland to find it. I have seen it growing on the roadside near Duaringa, but it looks similar to other native shrubs.

https://www.cqu.edu.au/news/1154492/science-backs-traditional-medicine-with-nati...
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Reply #562 - Oct 16th, 2024 at 3:50pm
 
I genuinely forgot to buy some thyme. I better go get some, now.
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Reply #563 - Oct 16th, 2024 at 11:55pm
 
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Get a Texuus lesbian drunk and regret it for the rest of your life.


Weed is always the safer choice.
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Reply #564 - Oct 17th, 2024 at 12:08am
 
Sprintcyclist wrote on Oct 15th, 2024 at 4:31pm:
Marla wrote on Oct 15th, 2024 at 10:07am:
Love this review of the Apple Fritters strain:

I got this strain in diamond sauce form and had a fat glob sesh with my doge and it made me trip balls and imagine 4D aliens were doing tests on me while I was staring at the COD loading screen for 3 and a half hours overall solid strain 9/10


wow, far too much for me.
I just want a little lift, then smooth out to an energetic artistic phase.  a wee bit of googling - Kali Mist



If you want to stay on your bike, you probably shouldn't be advocating for any strain of marijuana.

There are other ways to avoid boredom. I'll post again when I find one (pharmas can help, but they're still quite boring.)
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Reply #565 - Oct 17th, 2024 at 5:25am
 
Marla wrote on Oct 16th, 2024 at 11:55pm:
Get a Texuus lesbian drunk and regret it for the rest of your life.


Weed is always the safer choice.


I got a Texas lesbian drunk at a Central Queensland beachside town of Yeppoon, not more than 2 days ago. She was not drinking at all. I was engaging in conversation with her for what must have been an eternity to her. She did most of the talking. But she started getting kind of sleepy at my long-winded story about what the residents of Byfield would sell, back in the late 1990s. I called over the bar tender to ask about recent crop yields ... and another bottle of Johnnie Walker.

So, I said to Tiarne: "Tiarne... [not her real name, by the way]. Are you still in contact with your mother's sister's cousin's former roommate that you somehow call 'Aunty Jenna'?"

Tiarne: "F'n hell, Adam [not my real name]... those charges were dropped years ago when police had to focus on a missing amusement park worker. Remember 'Mick', the drunken pederast who hangs around that Cameron bloke? Mick went missing, right around the time that you 'enquired' about our Australian Business Number and financial records re: selling hash cookies from the back of the station wagon".

By that point, that Texan lesbian was getting pretty drunk and bleary-eyed. I decided to drive her rental car back to her 'apartment', so that the Texan 'lady' could sleep off her inebriation, after she only consumed a bottle of Pepsi Max with her battered fish and serving of chips.

The fact that I drove her car backwards along James Street and up Adelaide Park Road to her "man cave" apartment, it will be an unofficial regional record of some kind for abhorrent driver behaviour without having caused a fatality. Getting as far as Braithwaite St was my under-30s age record. But I surpassed that record by 500 metres.

Police later made enquiries about an intoxicated Doberman being told "shut the 'f' up" (or something to that effect). The Yeppoon senior constables were reviewing footage of a guy wearing a Nth Qld Cowboys cap, laughing maniacally as he drove through a crosswalk at high speed... backwards. I need to talk to the Medical Centre people about my need for different medication and what else they have on their closed-circuit camera records.

Yeah, weed is certainly the safer choice. I may have to get some from "Tiarne's" 'aunty', after I return the stolen Queensland Ambulance Service vehicle that was left at the end of Gomersall Rd. Can't be too careful with car thieves, these days.
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Reply #566 - Oct 17th, 2024 at 5:36am
 
Dude, what are you doing associating yourself with Texuns? They're bad for your health.
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Reply #567 - Oct 17th, 2024 at 7:34am
 
UnSubRocky wrote on Oct 16th, 2024 at 3:50pm:
I genuinely forgot to buy some thyme.

you're spending too much thyme with Marla.
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Reply #568 - Oct 17th, 2024 at 11:02am
 
chimera wrote on Oct 17th, 2024 at 7:34am:
UnSubRocky wrote on Oct 16th, 2024 at 3:50pm:
I genuinely forgot to buy some thyme.

you're spending too much thyme with Marla.


I thought Marla was missing my argument about not having to worry with Texan lesbians. That Texan I met on the Capricorn Coast "the other week" was actually a resident of Florida. She was only born and raised in Texas.

I was having the impression that Texans drink more alcohol than the average Qlder. Even if I keep myself out of contention for averages, this "drinking culture" does not seem to be the truth. Or maybe, being a Rockhamptonite (Rockhampton resident), it just seems like Texans don't drink.

I bought some thyme the other night. I sprinkled it into my glass of water. I drank that down over a 5 minute period, making sure that I got as much of the leaves as possible. This morning, I woke up feeling a lot better, and probably having cured my stroke symptoms I suffered back in February.

Weed is safer. But, scotch did save my life.
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Reply #569 - Oct 17th, 2024 at 12:49pm
 
There are tar balls on offer in Sydney, salty, fresh with a wisp of seaweed.
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