Marla wrote on Oct 16
th, 2024 at 11:55pm:
Get a Texuus lesbian drunk and regret it for the rest of your life.
Weed is always the safer choice.
I got a Texas lesbian drunk at a Central Queensland beachside town of Yeppoon, not more than 2 days ago. She was not drinking at all. I was engaging in conversation with her for what must have been an eternity to her. She did most of the talking. But she started getting kind of sleepy at my long-winded story about what the residents of Byfield would sell, back in the late 1990s. I called over the bar tender to ask about recent crop yields ... and another bottle of Johnnie Walker.
So, I said to Tiarne: "Tiarne... [not her real name, by the way]. Are you still in contact with your mother's sister's cousin's former roommate that you somehow call 'Aunty Jenna'?"
Tiarne: "F'n hell, Adam [not my real name]... those charges were dropped years ago when police had to focus on a missing amusement park worker. Remember 'Mick', the drunken pederast who hangs around that Cameron bloke? Mick went missing, right around the time that you 'enquired' about our Australian Business Number and financial records re: selling hash cookies from the back of the station wagon".
By that point, that Texan lesbian was getting pretty drunk and bleary-eyed. I decided to drive her rental car back to her 'apartment', so that the Texan 'lady' could sleep off her inebriation, after she only consumed a bottle of Pepsi Max with her battered fish and serving of chips.
The fact that I drove her car backwards along James Street and up Adelaide Park Road to her "man cave" apartment, it will be an unofficial regional record of some kind for abhorrent driver behaviour without having caused a fatality. Getting as far as Braithwaite St was my under-30s age record. But I surpassed that record by 500 metres.
Police later made enquiries about an intoxicated Doberman being told "shut the 'f' up" (or something to that effect). The Yeppoon senior constables were reviewing footage of a guy wearing a Nth Qld Cowboys cap, laughing maniacally as he drove through a crosswalk at high speed... backwards. I need to talk to the Medical Centre people about my need for different medication and what else they have on their closed-circuit camera records.
Yeah, weed is certainly the safer choice. I may have to get some from "Tiarne's" 'aunty', after I return the stolen Queensland Ambulance Service vehicle that was left at the end of Gomersall Rd. Can't be too careful with car thieves, these days.