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Marla's Weed History (Read 33959 times)
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Reply #630 - Nov 24th, 2024 at 2:25pm
 
That's not what you said to me over 10 years ago when they were sac-whackin your inner thighs from behind. Something like "Oh Mr Beau Jangles!" 💓
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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Reply #631 - Nov 24th, 2024 at 2:58pm
 
Jasin wrote on Nov 22nd, 2024 at 7:04pm:
...waiting for a PM from Marla Smiley



Did you get a reply?    Lips Sealed
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Reply #632 - Nov 24th, 2024 at 3:43pm
 
No. I bet she'll reply to you if you have her one Cheesy
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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Reply #633 - Nov 24th, 2024 at 3:47pm
 
Jasin wrote on Nov 24th, 2024 at 3:43pm:
No. I bet she'll reply to you if you have her one Cheesy



No - she hates me - she calls me bloopy.    Embarrassed
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Reply #634 - Nov 24th, 2024 at 4:00pm
 
You two crack me up.  Grin

Oh, and I wonder if Marla has been looking at this again lately?

https://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1705605512

That's still right up there for the Funniest Thread of the Year award here at OzPolitic in my opinion.

Grin



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Reply #635 - Nov 24th, 2024 at 4:30pm
 
Marla loves Bobby like a purple bud.
I'm very jealous. She never replies to my PM's.
Marla has fantasies about grabbing Bobby by his Mouse ears and corrupting his pure sexuality.
She doesn't realise that Bobby roots like a Wombat and not a kangaroo.
My fantasy with Marla is her riding me cowgirl and putting holes in my ceiling with her guns.
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Reply #636 - Nov 24th, 2024 at 4:38pm
 
Jasin wrote on Nov 24th, 2024 at 4:30pm:
Marla loves Bobby like a purple bud.
I'm very jealous. She never replies to my PM's.
Marla has fantasies about grabbing Bobby by his Mouse ears and corrupting his pure sexuality.
She doesn't realise that Bobby roots like a Wombat and not a kangaroo.
My fantasy with Marla is her riding me cowgirl and putting holes in my ceiling with her guns.



Do you really want to get involved with a pot crazed woman with a gun?   Shocked
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Reply #637 - Nov 24th, 2024 at 4:42pm
 
Am I the only one here that wants to bed Marla?
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Reply #638 - Nov 24th, 2024 at 4:44pm
 
Jasin wrote on Nov 24th, 2024 at 4:42pm:
Am I the only one here that wants to bed Marla?



Nahh - women who smoke pot have insatiable sexual appetites -

they are never satisfied - they always want more and it makes you feel inadequate.  Embarrassed
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Reply #639 - Nov 24th, 2024 at 4:54pm
 
That's when you turn out the lights all dark like and reach for your favourite cue stick Wink
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Reply #640 - Nov 24th, 2024 at 5:09pm
 
Jasin wrote on Nov 24th, 2024 at 4:54pm:
That's when you turn out the lights all dark like and reach for your favourite cue stick Wink



The only thing you need to reach for is her Bible -

read out important verses to her.

Psalm 1.
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Reply #641 - Nov 24th, 2024 at 5:12pm
 
You win.
I can't do it.
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Reply #642 - Nov 24th, 2024 at 5:20pm
 
Jasin wrote on Nov 24th, 2024 at 5:12pm:
You win.
I can't do it.



Yep - she needs a Bible bashing preacher like me to put on the right path.   Smiley
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Reply #643 - Nov 24th, 2024 at 8:08pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Nov 24th, 2024 at 4:44pm:
Jasin wrote on Nov 24th, 2024 at 4:42pm:
Am I the only one here that wants to bed Marla?



Nahh - women who smoke pot have insatiable sexual appetites -

they are never satisfied - they always want more and it makes you feel inadequate.  Embarrassed


You have not bedded many women, have you Bobby? I have. In my teens, there was a problem when I tried to help a young lady get off her heroin addiction. She was in a bad way. I counselled her, kept her company, kept her house tidy, made sure that it did not seem like a junkie lived where she did.

After about 3 weeks, this young 16 y.o. realised that I found her redeemable. She loved having me around. The girl swore off heroin, with the help of a 10-pack of Coca Cola. After going cold turkey for a few months (including her typical sobriety during the winter months), she managed to say her goodbye to her dealer that had been wondering where his customer had been. Then the girl did the rest of her high schooling, making reasonably good grades.

I got myself a job at the end of high school. Then I basically lost contact with the girl, as she wanted to concentrate on her studies and work her cash register job. She graduated high school as a mature age student. But, that is okay, since she was now a lot better.

She tracked me down about 10 years after I last saw her. She was absolutely stunning. And she had also dyed her hair blonde. Let us just say that a movie date, followed by her shout of coffee, had ended up with me around at her new place. I did so little movement in the bedroom that this young lady wanted to make sure that I stayed the night.

By morning, I got up and got dressed. I was going to make myself a green tea before I left. But, she insisted that I leave as soon as possible. I rinsed my face and started getting my chewing gum out to counter my morning breath. That is when I heard the car door close, and the sound of some guy approach the front door. I had to think quick. I placed an empty can of cola on the coffee table, and placed the lounge cushions in such a way that it looked like I spent the night sleeping on the lounge.

With some cool-as-you-can-get talking, her 'boyfriend' was satisfied that I was an old acquaintaince with a credible background. What I found out was that the boyfriend was also a constable in the Rockhampton Police Service. Over the next few weeks, this officer had casually harassed me out at the shopping centre. I pretended to be an undercover agent for a bit, to give the impression that the officer was under investigation. But, I had to rely on my friend who was ranking superior officer in the police service to smooth things over.

I'm reasonably certain that if you do Marla right, she is capable of ripping your schlong off in an Earth-shattering orgasm.
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Reply #644 - Nov 24th, 2024 at 9:48pm
 
UnSubRocky wrote on Nov 24th, 2024 at 8:08pm:
I'm reasonably certain that if you do Marla right,
she is capable of ripping your schlong off in an Earth-shattering orgasm.



You're just another male here who has fantasies about Marla.

She could be a bloke for all we know.   Roll Eyes

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