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Re: Marla's Weed History
Reply #690 - Nov 28^th, 2024 at 6:30pm

Marla wrote on Nov 28^th, 2024 at 6:47am:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Nov 25^th, 2024 at 1:55pm:

When I hit LA - I'll buy a car and head off to Colorado and link up with Marla for yez....

What are you going to "hit" LA with? Your kangaroo rooting racism?

And who in the bugger ever would go to LA? Go to Texuus where moron torty lives. You can watch F A T buggers literally die in the streets there from having stokes, coronaries and well, just being F A T. Like you are. You'll fit right in.

Bad, band time to come to America as a foreigner. I worked and lived in LA in the summer and can tell you there are a lot of illegals there. Mainly your kind. Oh, and limeys, lots and lots of limeys. The old "I did not know my student visa expired" excuse will not work anymore. Trump's going to send them all back - unless you're white, RuZZian or a Slovakian mail order bride.

He ought to send you on an all expenses paid holiday to Greenland.

You'd be hard up for your weed highs up there.

Maybe you could roll Polar Bear shyte joints for protein.

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Reply #691 - Nov 28^th, 2024 at 6:31pm

Marla wrote on Nov 28^th, 2024 at 7:07am:

This place actually has a history?

And here was I all along thinking this shithole mountain town was a place just to do drugs.

And it is. I be doing drugs. Lots of drugs. In Baily. A crappy mountain town. Tomorrow.

I'd invite you but seeing there is a severe lack of kangaroos to root.

How do you pay for your drugs?

Dealers commission?

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Re: Marla's Weed History
Reply #692 - Nov 28^th, 2024 at 6:33pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Nov 28^th, 2024 at 9:47am:

Marla wrote on Nov 28^th, 2024 at 7:38am:

What a joke.

Every one knows Bigfoot is nothing more than a unwashed, unshaven Trump supporter. Told ya, MAGAs are filthy people.

"Drop bears" are based on the skeletal remains of large koalas that had grown to be around as large as a medium-sized dog. There were largely carnivorous koalas that were hunted to near extinction 40,000 years ago. Forest managers still spot the occasional oversized koala in the Daintree. Although, there are reports that the Drop Bears have migrated west into remote regions.

Megalodon have been spotted off the coast of Australia. I viewed video footage of one meg swimming pass the Australian submarine. The navigator who viewed the footage later that week said that the megalodon video recorded must have been at least 14 metres long.

"Bigfoot" is just a grizzly bear that walks upright. Near-sighted old people swear to have seen one walk pass their cabins. For all we know, bigfoot is just someone very tall, dressed up in rags, and trying to get tourists to visit the area.

Todays Koalas are a medium sized dog size you plonker.

Everyone has woolly woofter hand bag dogs today.

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Reply #693 - Nov 28^th, 2024 at 9:21pm

You must have a different idea of what a medium-sized dog is. Mum had a small dog that was as big as a koala. And koalas are not that large. Especially when I have had to listen to one getting harassed by our neighbourhood dogs every summer storm season.

By the way, I am a scotch drinker; not a wine drinker. I will have a sip of wine on a rare Sunday morning. Apart from that, I won't touch the stuff. The days of boxed wine nights died off in my mid-20s.

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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 104726 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #694 - Dec 2^nd, 2024 at 9:30pm Marla needs to create a place of her own in the welfare state.
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Marla Gold Member Offline Weed is my Jesus Posts: 13618 Colorado Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #695 - Dec 6^th, 2024 at 2:19am No new weed strains to report. I'll be on a tolerance break until Saturday, December 21, 2024 at 2:20 am MST the exact time of the Winter Solstice which is also a pagan holiday where I'll be giving all praise and thanks to the one true god: SATAN. I love Satan. And drugs Satan and drugs. Best Christmas ever.
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Re: Marla's Weed History
Reply #696 - Dec 6^th, 2024 at 4:01am

Marla wrote on Dec 6^th, 2024 at 2:19am:

No new weed strains to report.

I'll be on a tolerance break until Saturday, December 21, 2024 at 2:20 am MST the exact time of the Winter Solstice which is also a pagan holiday where I'll be giving all praise and thanks to the one true god: SATAN.

I love Satan.

And drugs

Satan and drugs. Best Christmas ever.

You do the best posts

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Marla Gold Member Offline Weed is my Jesus Posts: 13618 Colorado Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #697 - Dec 6^th, 2024 at 5:18am All glory goes to Satan.
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 48267 Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #698 - Dec 6^th, 2024 at 6:06am Gee, thanks Marla
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Reply #699 - Dec 7^th, 2024 at 10:53am

I know it's Christmas but goddamn

https://coloradocollege.spirit.bncollege.com/colorado-college-tigers/sweatshirts...

Who know it was so expensive to "toke" dope to honor your alma mater?

So I'm going to look for cheap Chinese knock-offs. The kind that only last for two washed before ol orange F A T T Y tariffs the poo out of em.

More weed for me and none for you.

That's the true spirit of Christmas

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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 104726 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #700 - Dec 7^th, 2024 at 11:25am Marla's new profile picture says she's in league with the devil: Is Marla a witch?
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 104726 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #701 - Dec 7^th, 2024 at 11:40am Psychoactive drugs like pot, open portals to other dimensions where the devil exists and has free reign. Repent for the end is nigh.
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Marla Gold Member Offline Weed is my Jesus Posts: 13618 Colorado Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #702 - Dec 7^th, 2024 at 11:54am Bobby. wrote on Dec 7^th, 2024 at 11:40am: Psychoactive drugs like pot, open portals to other dimensions where the devil exists and has free reign. Repent for the end is nigh. Too bad you'll never know, Blooby. Your only dimension is living inside of a closet
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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 104726 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #703 - Dec 7^th, 2024 at 12:02pm Marla wrote on Dec 7^th, 2024 at 11:54am: Bobby. wrote on Dec 7^th, 2024 at 11:40am: Psychoactive drugs like pot, open portals to other dimensions where the devil exists and has free reign. Repent for the end is nigh. Too bad you'll never know, Blooby. Your only dimension is living inside of a closet
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Marla Gold Member Offline Weed is my Jesus Posts: 13618 Colorado Gender:	Re: Marla's Weed History Reply #704 - Dec 7^th, 2024 at 12:15pm Oh you're gay all right, Blooby.
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