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Re: Man or Bear
Reply #15 - Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:42pm
 
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Re: Man or Bear
Reply #16 - Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:42pm
 
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:28pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:27pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:25pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:24pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:18pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:08pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 7:42pm:
It could only be a slogan in a country without bears.

Bears kill their own cubs.

Before hibernation and after, bears will kill and eat anything that moves, including other bears.

It was the short-faced bear that restricted the mass migration of humans into North America at the end of the last ice age.



Bears don;t hibernate. They go into torpor.

Righto, then...

When bears eat their prey, they usually don't bother to kill it first. They eat it live.


Yet ...some women, knowing this as it's not especially arcane despite you congratulating yourself for knowing it ... some women will still pick the bear.

I hope that gives them consolation as they're eaten alive from the c~nt up.


You sound like an example of why many women would pick the bear.

As opposed to being eaten alive from the c~nt up?



By your own compulsive regurgitation of "facts about bears", you disclose that bears are not always dangerous.

See how when you think about something other than simply react, as you two are doing, you can actually get someway towards understanding other people's motives for their decisions?

Or you could just imagine a woman being eaten from the "c~nt up" again. That seems to give you a little thrill. And about your pay-grade.
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If you can't be a good example, you have to be a horrible warning.
 
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Reply #17 - Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:43pm
 
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:38pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:33pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:23pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:18pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:16pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 7:47pm:
If my wife asked me that and I did have a daughter the answer would have been an immediate "a man, me". Probably the same answer if she asked about one of my sons.

Try scaling the image down a little, 250W x 400H should be about right for that image.




Your wife doesn't get to pick what man.

Thanks for the tip.


You need to have your questionnaire reworded then, eh?


It's not my question.



Then you don't get to pick what are valid answers, yeah? Who decides what my wife gets to pick? The (X)Twitter sisterhood?



More reasons to pick the bear.


More reasons? Can you start at the beginning for me?
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Reply #18 - Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:46pm
 
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:43pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:38pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:33pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:23pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:18pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:16pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 7:47pm:
If my wife asked me that and I did have a daughter the answer would have been an immediate "a man, me". Probably the same answer if she asked about one of my sons.

Try scaling the image down a little, 250W x 400H should be about right for that image.




Your wife doesn't get to pick what man.

Thanks for the tip.


You need to have your questionnaire reworded then, eh?


It's not my question.



Then you don't get to pick what are valid answers, yeah? Who decides what my wife gets to pick? The (X)Twitter sisterhood?



More reasons to pick the bear.


More reasons? Can you start at the beginning for me?



I don't think that would help you.

Ask your wife. See if that works.
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Reply #19 - Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:49pm
 
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:25pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:24pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:18pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:08pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 7:42pm:
It could only be a slogan in a country without bears.

Bears kill their own cubs.

Before hibernation and after, bears will kill and eat anything that moves, including other bears.

It was the short-faced bear that restricted the mass migration of humans into North America at the end of the last ice age.



Bears don;t hibernate. They go into torpor.

Righto, then...

When bears eat their prey, they usually don't bother to kill it first. They eat it live.


Yet ...some women, knowing this as it's not especially arcane despite you congratulating yourself for knowing it ... some women will still pick the bear.

I hope that gives them consolation as they're eaten alive from the c~nt up.


I don't think that's warranted, do you?
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Reply #20 - Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:51pm
 
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:46pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:43pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:38pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:33pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:23pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:18pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:16pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 7:47pm:
If my wife asked me that and I did have a daughter the answer would have been an immediate "a man, me". Probably the same answer if she asked about one of my sons.

Try scaling the image down a little, 250W x 400H should be about right for that image.




Your wife doesn't get to pick what man.

Thanks for the tip.


You need to have your questionnaire reworded then, eh?


It's not my question.



Then you don't get to pick what are valid answers, yeah? Who decides what my wife gets to pick? The (X)Twitter sisterhood?



More reasons to pick the bear.


More reasons? Can you start at the beginning for me?



I don't think that would help you.

Ask your wife. See if that works.


Had our 40th anniversary almost 2 weeks ago. I think I know what works.
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Re: Man or Bear
Reply #21 - Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:55pm
 
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:49pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:25pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:24pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:18pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:08pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 7:42pm:
It could only be a slogan in a country without bears.

Bears kill their own cubs.

Before hibernation and after, bears will kill and eat anything that moves, including other bears.

It was the short-faced bear that restricted the mass migration of humans into North America at the end of the last ice age.



Bears don;t hibernate. They go into torpor.

Righto, then...

When bears eat their prey, they usually don't bother to kill it first. They eat it live.


Yet ...some women, knowing this as it's not especially arcane despite you congratulating yourself for knowing it ... some women will still pick the bear.

I hope that gives them consolation as they're eaten alive from the c~nt up.


I don't think that's warranted, do you?

Bears tend not to be too polite when they're ripping people apart.

Is there a better way to highlight the difference between humans and bears other than graphically?

Women who think they'd rather take their chances with bears should watch 'Grizzly Man'. Apparently, his girlfriend tried to escape the bears by climbing a tree. A bear climbed the tree and dismembered her on the way down.
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Reply #22 - Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:59pm
 
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:55pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:49pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:25pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:24pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:18pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:08pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 7:42pm:
It could only be a slogan in a country without bears.

Bears kill their own cubs.

Before hibernation and after, bears will kill and eat anything that moves, including other bears.

It was the short-faced bear that restricted the mass migration of humans into North America at the end of the last ice age.



Bears don;t hibernate. They go into torpor.

Righto, then...

When bears eat their prey, they usually don't bother to kill it first. They eat it live.


Yet ...some women, knowing this as it's not especially arcane despite you congratulating yourself for knowing it ... some women will still pick the bear.

I hope that gives them consolation as they're eaten alive from the c~nt up.


I don't think that's warranted, do you?

Bears tend not to be too polite when they're ripping people apart.

Is there a better way to highlight the difference between humans and bears other than graphically?

Women who think they'd rather take their chances with bears should watch 'Grizzly Man'. Apparently, his girlfriend tried to escape the bears by climbing a tree. A bear climbed the tree and dismembered her on the way down.


How do you know they weren't eaten from the arse up?
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Reply #23 - Apr 27th, 2024 at 9:09pm
 
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:59pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:55pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:49pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:25pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:24pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:18pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:08pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 7:42pm:
It could only be a slogan in a country without bears.

Bears kill their own cubs.

Before hibernation and after, bears will kill and eat anything that moves, including other bears.

It was the short-faced bear that restricted the mass migration of humans into North America at the end of the last ice age.



Bears don;t hibernate. They go into torpor.

Righto, then...

When bears eat their prey, they usually don't bother to kill it first. They eat it live.


Yet ...some women, knowing this as it's not especially arcane despite you congratulating yourself for knowing it ... some women will still pick the bear.

I hope that gives them consolation as they're eaten alive from the c~nt up.


I don't think that's warranted, do you?

Bears tend not to be too polite when they're ripping people apart.

Is there a better way to highlight the difference between humans and bears other than graphically?

Women who think they'd rather take their chances with bears should watch 'Grizzly Man'. Apparently, his girlfriend tried to escape the bears by climbing a tree. A bear climbed the tree and dismembered her on the way down.


How do you know they weren't eaten from the arse up?

Well, if you're more comfortable with the image of being eaten from the arse up...
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Reply #24 - Apr 27th, 2024 at 9:20pm
 
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 9:09pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:59pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:55pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:49pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:25pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:24pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:18pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:08pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 7:42pm:
It could only be a slogan in a country without bears.

Bears kill their own cubs.

Before hibernation and after, bears will kill and eat anything that moves, including other bears.

It was the short-faced bear that restricted the mass migration of humans into North America at the end of the last ice age.



Bears don;t hibernate. They go into torpor.

Righto, then...

When bears eat their prey, they usually don't bother to kill it first. They eat it live.


Yet ...some women, knowing this as it's not especially arcane despite you congratulating yourself for knowing it ... some women will still pick the bear.

I hope that gives them consolation as they're eaten alive from the c~nt up.


I don't think that's warranted, do you?

Bears tend not to be too polite when they're ripping people apart.

Is there a better way to highlight the difference between humans and bears other than graphically?

Women who think they'd rather take their chances with bears should watch 'Grizzly Man'. Apparently, his girlfriend tried to escape the bears by climbing a tree. A bear climbed the tree and dismembered her on the way down.


How do you know they weren't eaten from the arse up?

Well, if you're more comfortable with the image of being eaten from the arse up...


Probs be my family jewels up if I was climbing a tree. I fear that'd be the low hanging fruit.
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Reply #25 - Apr 27th, 2024 at 9:24pm
 
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 9:20pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 9:09pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:59pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:55pm:
Setanta wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:49pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:25pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:24pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:18pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:08pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 7:42pm:
It could only be a slogan in a country without bears.

Bears kill their own cubs.

Before hibernation and after, bears will kill and eat anything that moves, including other bears.

It was the short-faced bear that restricted the mass migration of humans into North America at the end of the last ice age.



Bears don;t hibernate. They go into torpor.

Righto, then...

When bears eat their prey, they usually don't bother to kill it first. They eat it live.


Yet ...some women, knowing this as it's not especially arcane despite you congratulating yourself for knowing it ... some women will still pick the bear.

I hope that gives them consolation as they're eaten alive from the c~nt up.


I don't think that's warranted, do you?

Bears tend not to be too polite when they're ripping people apart.

Is there a better way to highlight the difference between humans and bears other than graphically?

Women who think they'd rather take their chances with bears should watch 'Grizzly Man'. Apparently, his girlfriend tried to escape the bears by climbing a tree. A bear climbed the tree and dismembered her on the way down.


How do you know they weren't eaten from the arse up?

Well, if you're more comfortable with the image of being eaten from the arse up...


Probs be my family jewels up if I was climbing a tree. I fear that'd be the low hanging fruit.

You could try reversing up the tree I guess, like an Indian Dhole dog!
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Reply #26 - Apr 27th, 2024 at 9:46pm
 
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:42pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:28pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:27pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:25pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:24pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:18pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:08pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 7:42pm:
It could only be a slogan in a country without bears.

Bears kill their own cubs.

Before hibernation and after, bears will kill and eat anything that moves, including other bears.

It was the short-faced bear that restricted the mass migration of humans into North America at the end of the last ice age.



Bears don;t hibernate. They go into torpor.

Righto, then...

When bears eat their prey, they usually don't bother to kill it first. They eat it live.


Yet ...some women, knowing this as it's not especially arcane despite you congratulating yourself for knowing it ... some women will still pick the bear.

I hope that gives them consolation as they're eaten alive from the c~nt up.


You sound like an example of why many women would pick the bear.

As opposed to being eaten alive from the c~nt up?



By your own compulsive regurgitation of "facts about bears", you disclose that bears are not always dangerous.

See how when you think about something other than simply react, as you two are doing, you can actually get someway towards understanding other people's motives for their decisions?

Or you could just imagine a woman being eaten from the "c~nt up" again. That seems to give you a little thrill. And about your pay-grade.

Bears are intelligent and territorial. They're at their most dangerous in late Autumn and early Spring, but they'd kill humans anytime they're hungry enough.

It's only urban blue-hairs women and ham-twatted late-tenners who'd choose to hang out with bears than human males.

Let's see them refuse help from a human male if they were chased by bears.
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Reply #28 - Apr 28th, 2024 at 10:18am
 
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 9:46pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:42pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:28pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:27pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:25pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:24pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:18pm:
mothra wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 8:08pm:
MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 27th, 2024 at 7:42pm:
It could only be a slogan in a country without bears.

Bears kill their own cubs.

Before hibernation and after, bears will kill and eat anything that moves, including other bears.

It was the short-faced bear that restricted the mass migration of humans into North America at the end of the last ice age.



Bears don;t hibernate. They go into torpor.

Righto, then...

When bears eat their prey, they usually don't bother to kill it first. They eat it live.


Yet ...some women, knowing this as it's not especially arcane despite you congratulating yourself for knowing it ... some women will still pick the bear.

I hope that gives them consolation as they're eaten alive from the c~nt up.


You sound like an example of why many women would pick the bear.

As opposed to being eaten alive from the c~nt up?



By your own compulsive regurgitation of "facts about bears", you disclose that bears are not always dangerous.

See how when you think about something other than simply react, as you two are doing, you can actually get someway towards understanding other people's motives for their decisions?

Or you could just imagine a woman being eaten from the "c~nt up" again. That seems to give you a little thrill. And about your pay-grade.

Bears are intelligent and territorial. They're at their most dangerous in late Autumn and early Spring, but they'd kill humans anytime they're hungry enough.

It's only urban blue-hairs women and ham-twatted late-tenners who'd choose to hang out with bears than human males.

Let's see them refuse help from a human male if they were chased by bears.



I think mothras post went so far over your head that it's in the clouds.
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Reply #29 - Apr 28th, 2024 at 10:34am
 
Most men would choose a Bear over a Woman.
You can eat a bear, skin it for warm fur, use its teeth and claws. A woman? Well what use is that out there in the woods? Roll Eyes Bear would eat a woman like it eats Beaver.
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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