Bobby. wrote on Jul 7
th, 2024 at 2:27pm:
Frank wrote on Jul 7
th, 2024 at 10:18am:
Whatever the Dems do now will show
"Are you nuts?" responded Smith. "Be quiet for just one second, and listen to him talk!" The nurse did as requested, and the two listened as Dr. Williams explained to a toaster that he was about to remove its gallbladder through its nose. "You honestly think he should be doing my surgery?" asked Smith.
"Of course not. He's obviously got terrible dementia," said the nurse calmly. "Crazy how I never put that together after watching him butcher patient after patient the past four years. He's got to retire immediately!"
Despite the sudden calls from nursing staff for Dr. Williams to retire due to his mental decline, he has thus far steadfastly refused. "Nothing but the Lord Almighty could make me stop operating on people," said Dr. Williams. "I know my mind and my surgical skills aren't so good anymore. Heck, I know I hallucinate in the OR and forget where I am. That's not going to stop me from cutting on people, not after all I did to claw my way to the top of the surgical department. I can still do this. They will have to pry the scalpel out of my cold, dead hands."
At publishing time, the hospital had decided to just let Dr. Williams keep butchering patients as he had brought in a lot of donations to the hospital and it would be a lot of hassle to make him quit.
That sums Biden up very well.
He has the life of all of us in his hands.
Putin has his finger on the red button.
Are you suggesting DL, who fawns and preens over Putin, is up to the task?
DL, who got up before the world and said all the US intelligence agencies were wrong and that
Vladimir Putin was telling the truth?
DL, who refuses to call the invasion of Ukraine a war crime and who's initial response was to call it "very smart" and the act of a peacemaker?
DL, who deliberately withheld Congressional military aid to Ukraine to defend its citizens?
DL, who berated Congress to overturn the sanctions on Russia after its 2016 election interference and who, even before he became prez, had his senior campaign team meet with a Russian agent to discuss overturning the Magnitsky Act, the economic sanctions on Vlad's friends the oligarchs?
I'm sorry, Bobby, your proposal has no facts. All you can do is hurl out glib, hyperbolic slogans and dumb, photoshopped memes. You think these hide the fact that you have no truth to justify your case.
On the contrary, dear, they
magnify it. Every time you post one of your hysterical one-liners, we know.
That guy's been farmed, they say. He's a complete whack job. He's had a full lobotomy, look at him.
Now now, we say, that's just Bobby the bat. He's one of us.
He's a total nutter, they say. He's telling you Trump's gonna save America from Putin, what a dickhead. Read his posts for Christ's sake, guys like this are a threat to everybody.
I know, we say, but it takes all types. That's our rich multicultural tapestry, no? Different strokes for different folks, all that.
He's trying to get a dictator into power by telling you he'll do the exact opposite of what he's already said he'd do, it's insane. This is how guys like Putin come to power in the first place - because of brainwashed dupes like this.
Yes, but we must be open and flexible in our views. I do feel...
Oh, fu
ck off. Being open and flexible with cu
nts like that gets you nowhere. They tell you a dozen lies in one rant, then chase you around for a spelling mistake. The lies, the projection, the whataboutism, the moral equivalency, it's ludicrous.
True, but...
No buts. If Bobby comes at you with the usual krap, call it what it is. Don't minimize it or excuse him. He's had a decent education for fu
ck's sake, he's been nurtured and cultivated and well taken care of - the best money can by. Even now he gets a pension. Bobby's the product of an affluent liberal democracy, and look at him. He's trying to cash it all in for Putin's Russia.
No no, I think he likes Trump.
Exactly. Putin's Russia.
So what should I say?
Ask him if he's ever been cheated. What's he gonna say - no? No chance of that. Not only has Bobby been farmed, he's been fingered, fu
cked and
fisted, he knows that. Put that to him.
Oh, okay. Bobby? Ever get the feeling you've been, er...
Fisted.
Fisted?
Good, then give him the options.
Right. Oh, and Bobby, a simple yes or no will suffice.