How long before old Joe is gone ??

Bobby. wrote on Jul 12^th, 2024 at 8:15pm:


people like groggary and smith would still vote for him LOL

Sir lastnail wrote on Jul 12^th, 2024 at 8:28pm:

Karnal wrote on Jul 13^th, 2024 at 1:35am:





"Don't worry, America, I'm still at the wheel," Obama said in a brief public statement. "Though I moved out of the White House in January 2017 following my two official terms, that doesn't mean I retired. I have been running things the last few years from behind the scenes while Joe walked around under the impression he was in charge. I want all Americans to know that the country is in my sure hands, just as it was back when I was behind the desk in the Oval Office… though I do still sneak back in every now and then to sit in the chair."


With calls for Biden to step down and let someone else take the Democratic nomination coming from prominent voices in government, media, and entertainment, Obama stressed that even if Biden remains in the race, re-electing him was the best way to make sure the Obama administration remained in power. "Don't worry about Joe," Obama said. "He'll be fine while we keep telling him he's president, and all of you can rest easy knowing that I'm still in the driver's seat."

At publishing time, Obama also assured voters that they still wouldn't ever have to worry about Hillary Clinton being president.

Frank wrote on Jul 13^th, 2024 at 8:47am:



Yeah babylonbee again.   

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-reassures-nation-hes-still-running-country

Sir lastnail wrote on Jul 13^th, 2024 at 11:28am:


And each day Trump remains a rapist and convicted felon.

Karnal wrote on Jul 13^th, 2024 at 12:14pm:


The one who doesn't have dementia. The last thing you want is a dementia patient in charge of a nukula button

U.S. — Leaders of the Democratic Party have vowed to overturn 14 million votes in the Democratic primary and stage a coup d'etat against the sitting President in order to save democracy.

"We have to overrule the will of the people, because democracy is at stake," explained Representative Nancy Pelosi. "The democratically elected leader of our party must be destroyed, or else democracy will be lost once and for all."

According to sources, Democratic party leaders have expressed anger at voters for being so dumb as to choose President Biden, creating this crisis. "How could those stupid voters not have not seen through the lies about Biden being fit to serve? Idiots!" said Chuck Schumer. "They got us into this mess, so it's up to us now to pull off an insurrection to get us out of it. For democracy."

Instead of allowing citizens to vote for their preferred candidate, the Democratic party will instead have the most powerful and wealthy people on earth choose who should rule the people. "It's Democracy 101," said former President Barack Obama. "The wealthy elites must seize power to save democracy. If the people choose a bad candidate because they believed the lies you told about him, you don't just accept the will of the people. You stage a coup and overrule those idiots. Simple."

At publishing time, the billionaires who pay for Democratic party campaigns had reminded them they were withholding money until Biden dropped out, so they better hurry up with the coup.