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Daves2017 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 675 Gender:	Albo can make Alice Springs great again Jul 27^th, 2024 at 11:56pm Everytime he visits ( short as he can) the crime rates plummeted. Albo, I know you have walked away from the voice debacle but if you can do one thing for central Australia. Transfer your office to Alice Springs! Stop talking and do something constructive! If you ever really cared?
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Reply #1 - Jul 29^th, 2024 at 9:35pm

... grate their teeth maybe ..... he's an activisitor... FIFO .... flies in, into back pocket - here's some lolly .... flies out ... lolly goes to buy baseball clubs for sport - the sport of hitting one another over the head... give the kids something useful to do.... I guess all those parents and elders are lining up across the wrong roads to stop them and at least lecture them on good behaviour in town... or - **gasps** even accompany them to keep the in line with civilised behaviour.

What are all those parents and elders doing out there? Encouraging these youngsters to crush Israel Springs or something and free it from the river to the sea? why don;t they come into town with them and keep an eye on them?

Remember Albo I The Liar? Before any 'voice' can be considered, there must be improvements in certain key performance indicators .... school attendance, reduction in crime, reduction in violence and neglect, less DV (as separate from violence) and fewer women killed (75/81). So what did he do and where is the lie? He went straight for the knee on the throat and tried to impose and bull-rush a 'voice' over the top of us.... Verbal Moses - opens his mouth and the bull rushes...

He and his kind must think we are all stupid out here..... well they do and some of us are .... you know them here - those who resist any forward and upward moves to actually help Aborigines out of THEIR plight.

Careful you don't step in that culture there, Mr Moses....

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Re: Albo can make Alice Springs great again
Reply #2 - Jul 30^th, 2024 at 10:05am

Daves2017 wrote on Jul 27^th, 2024 at 11:56pm:

Everytime he visits ( short as he can) the crime rates plummeted.

Albo, I know you have walked away from the voice debacle but if you can do one thing for central Australia.

Transfer your office to Alice Springs!

Stop talking and do something constructive!
If you ever really cared?

As ridiculous as that idea may seem, you are absolutely brilliant. There was a reason why Canberra was chosen as a place to host Parliament. It was in between Sydney and Melbourne. Given the way that Australia has developed over the years, why should we not extend our Parliament to have it in the A-town.

The office will have state of the art technology. Security will be continuously taxpayer funded, to give support to the police that are already out there. And with Albo being present out there, he can continue to keep the township safer than ever. There is no way that Australians can lose out on this.

Perhaps a 12 month trial of hosting Parliament out there, just to see how things go. If it is a success, then the politicians can continue hosting meetings out there. Tourist bonanza for all.

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Re: Albo can make Alice Springs great again
Reply #3 - Jul 30^th, 2024 at 8:57pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Jul 30^th, 2024 at 10:05am:

Daves2017 wrote on Jul 27^th, 2024 at 11:56pm:

Everytime he visits ( short as he can) the crime rates plummeted.

Albo, I know you have walked away from the voice debacle but if you can do one thing for central Australia.

Transfer your office to Alice Springs!

Stop talking and do something constructive!
If you ever really cared?

As ridiculous as that idea may seem, you are absolutely brilliant. There was a reason why Canberra was chosen as a place to host Parliament. It was in between Sydney and Melbourne. Given the way that Australia has developed over the years, why should we not extend our Parliament to have it in the A-town.

The office will have state of the art technology. Security will be continuously taxpayer funded, to give support to the police that are already out there. And with Albo being present out there, he can continue to keep the township safer than ever. There is no way that Australians can lose out on this.

Perhaps a 12 month trial of hosting Parliament out there, just to see how things go. If it is a success, then the politicians can continue hosting meetings out there. Tourist bonanza for all.

There's a thought. Sounds a bit like Politico Island - which I think I'll market as Politicorassic Park - Aborassic won't work given the eternal tribal conflicts and such, though Gondwanamo Bay is still on the cards for the recalcitrants - Politicorassic Park could be the place where the politicians go to eat their policies until they work them out properly. They'd probably expect their cargo cult, though.... or they might begin to eat one another....

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Daves2017 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 675 Gender:	Re: Albo can make Alice Springs great again Reply #4 - Aug 1^st, 2024 at 6:24pm Random unhinged idea I know. But it may work?
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Re: Albo can make Alice Springs great again
Reply #5 - Aug 1^st, 2024 at 9:46pm

Alice Springs Hub - as Rocky suggested..... high speed rail.... international airport.... no more VIP flights for WA pollies... Alice under control like Parliament House .. wait a minute... what was that about St Brittany?

Think on it, though - not much to distract the pollies from their jobs... re-constructed to chop back on their extra-curricular activities.... meet the KPI's for their work instead of their Naked City.... (there are eight million stories in The Naked City)... first hand experience of the way things are when the parents don;t control the kids... if you don't want to weep over him/her speared on the end of a police gun, don't bring him/her up with those standards...

Pollirassic Park! We can still put the bad 'uns into Gondwanamo Bay up north to meditate on their sins....

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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 24395 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: Albo can make Alice Springs great again Reply #6 - Aug 4^th, 2024 at 1:39am Daves2017 wrote on Aug 1^st, 2024 at 6:24pm: Random unhinged idea I know. But it may work? I think the concept is quite reasonable. Great for tourism, too.
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