UnSubRocky
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Crocodile Hunter: Origins
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I would not know much about the bible. I tried to read as much as I could. But, I ended up throwing my grandma's bible across the room in disgust. Then the ghost of grandma said "Just read the New Testament. The Old Testament is too Jewish". So, I said "Ahh, thank you Grandma". Mum said "Who are you talking to?". I said. Awww... nobody?".
A week later, I was banging my head against the Rockhampton Mental Health high-dependency unit padded wall. And the wardsman said "Just read Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. You will feel better afterwards". So, I asked the wardsman to unbind my straight jacket. He said "I'll be back after I ask my supervisor". 25 minutes later, the door reopened, and the head supervisor said that if I was a good person, I could have a read of the bible.
I told him, "that was not what I wanted". So, they took off my straight jacket. And after a bit of a tussle of revenge with the people that put me in the straight jacket in the first place, I was awoken some time later, with one of the orderlies reading sections of MML&J. Normally, that kind of stuff puts me to sleep. But, I took note of what I heard. After he was done reading, he got up to leave. However, he left the bible behind. I was only in my hospital wear. I read the remainder.
My response: "What an amateur...".
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