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Re: Kansas rejects abortion ban
Reply #75 - Aug 19^th, 2024 at 7:07pm

Karnal wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 6:56pm:

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 6:44pm:

Karnal wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 6:38pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 5:07pm:

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 5:00pm:

philperth2010 wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 3:28pm:

So is Trump a liar for claiming he was responsible for overturning Roe v Wade Fwank???

Quote:

Trump: 'I was able to kill Roe v. Wade'

After 50 years of failure, with nobody coming even close, I was able to kill Roe v. Wade, much to the “shock” of everyone, and for the first time put the Pro Life movement in a strong negotiating position over the Radicals that are willing to kill babies even into their 9th month, and beyond. Without me there would be no 6 weeks, 10 weeks, 15 weeks, or whatever is finally agreed to. Without me the pro Life movement would have just kept losing. Thank you President TRUMP!!!

You realise it's all bullshit, don't you?

Lol, look who I'm asking. Of course you don't Grin

Oh yes, he does. The old boy's stuck defending a policy he doesn't even hold dear to his poor old heart.

What policy do you think I am defending, pantaloon sniffer?

That's a question, dear boy.

You just wanted to say pantaloons, now didn't you?

What policy do you think I am defending, trouser sniffer?

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Re: Kansas rejects abortion ban
Reply #76 - Aug 19^th, 2024 at 7:14pm

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 7:07pm:

Karnal wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 6:56pm:

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 6:44pm:

Karnal wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 6:38pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 5:07pm:

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 5:00pm:

philperth2010 wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 3:28pm:

So is Trump a liar for claiming he was responsible for overturning Roe v Wade Fwank???

Quote:

Trump: 'I was able to kill Roe v. Wade'

After 50 years of failure, with nobody coming even close, I was able to kill Roe v. Wade, much to the “shock” of everyone, and for the first time put the Pro Life movement in a strong negotiating position over the Radicals that are willing to kill babies even into their 9th month, and beyond. Without me there would be no 6 weeks, 10 weeks, 15 weeks, or whatever is finally agreed to. Without me the pro Life movement would have just kept losing. Thank you President TRUMP!!!

You realise it's all bullshit, don't you?

Lol, look who I'm asking. Of course you don't Grin

Oh yes, he does. The old boy's stuck defending a policy he doesn't even hold dear to his poor old heart.

What policy do you think I am defending, pantaloon sniffer?

That's a question, dear boy.

You just wanted to say pantaloons, now didn't you?

What policy do you think I am defending, trouser sniffer?

Oo-er, now it's trousers.

Cunning, no?

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Re: Kansas rejects abortion ban
Reply #77 - Aug 19^th, 2024 at 8:23pm

Karnal wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 7:14pm:

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 7:07pm:

Karnal wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 6:56pm:

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 6:44pm:

Karnal wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 6:38pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 5:07pm:

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 5:00pm:

philperth2010 wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 3:28pm:

So is Trump a liar for claiming he was responsible for overturning Roe v Wade Fwank???

Quote:

Trump: 'I was able to kill Roe v. Wade'

After 50 years of failure, with nobody coming even close, I was able to kill Roe v. Wade, much to the “shock” of everyone, and for the first time put the Pro Life movement in a strong negotiating position over the Radicals that are willing to kill babies even into their 9th month, and beyond. Without me there would be no 6 weeks, 10 weeks, 15 weeks, or whatever is finally agreed to. Without me the pro Life movement would have just kept losing. Thank you President TRUMP!!!

You realise it's all bullshit, don't you?

Lol, look who I'm asking. Of course you don't Grin

Oh yes, he does. The old boy's stuck defending a policy he doesn't even hold dear to his poor old heart.

What policy do you think I am defending, pantaloon sniffer?

That's a question, dear boy.

You just wanted to say pantaloons, now didn't you?

What policy do you think I am defending, trouser sniffer?

Oo-er, now it's trousers.

Cunning, no?

So, then - what policy do you think I am defending, paki pantaloon, trouser, [your legging here] sniffer?

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Re: Kansas rejects abortion ban
Reply #78 - Aug 19^th, 2024 at 8:55pm

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 8:23pm:

Karnal wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 7:14pm:

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 7:07pm:

Karnal wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 6:56pm:

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 6:44pm:

Karnal wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 6:38pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 5:07pm:

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 5:00pm:

philperth2010 wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 3:28pm:

So is Trump a liar for claiming he was responsible for overturning Roe v Wade Fwank???

Quote:

Trump: 'I was able to kill Roe v. Wade'

After 50 years of failure, with nobody coming even close, I was able to kill Roe v. Wade, much to the “shock” of everyone, and for the first time put the Pro Life movement in a strong negotiating position over the Radicals that are willing to kill babies even into their 9th month, and beyond. Without me there would be no 6 weeks, 10 weeks, 15 weeks, or whatever is finally agreed to. Without me the pro Life movement would have just kept losing. Thank you President TRUMP!!!

You realise it's all bullshit, don't you?

Lol, look who I'm asking. Of course you don't Grin

Oh yes, he does. The old boy's stuck defending a policy he doesn't even hold dear to his poor old heart.

What policy do you think I am defending, pantaloon sniffer?

That's a question, dear boy.

You just wanted to say pantaloons, now didn't you?

What policy do you think I am defending, trouser sniffer?

Oo-er, now it's trousers.

Cunning, no?

So, then - what policy do you think I am defending, paki pantaloon, trouser, [your legging here] sniffer?

What are Trump's policies?

I'm curious.

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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 40700 Gender:	Re: Kansas rejects abortion ban Reply #79 - Aug 19^th, 2024 at 8:58pm greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 8:55pm: .............. What are Trump's policies? I'm curious. Kill all disabled people, impose huge tariffs everywhere, tax the wealthy people less. Everyone is to wear T-Shirts with his piccie on the front and back.
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Re: Kansas rejects abortion ban
Reply #80 - Aug 19^th, 2024 at 9:06pm

Karnal wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 6:38pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 5:07pm:

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 5:00pm:

philperth2010 wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 3:28pm:

So is Trump a liar for claiming he was responsible for overturning Roe v Wade Fwank???

Quote:

Trump: 'I was able to kill Roe v. Wade'

After 50 years of failure, with nobody coming even close, I was able to kill Roe v. Wade, much to the “shock” of everyone, and for the first time put the Pro Life movement in a strong negotiating position over the Radicals that are willing to kill babies even into their 9th month, and beyond. Without me there would be no 6 weeks, 10 weeks, 15 weeks, or whatever is finally agreed to. Without me the pro Life movement would have just kept losing. Thank you President TRUMP!!!

You realise it's all bullshit, don't you?

Lol, look who I'm asking. Of course you don't Grin

Oh yes, he does. The old boy's stuck defending a policy he doesn't even hold dear to his poor old heart.

....
WITCH HUNT !!!

What policies do you think I am defending?

You haven't said, paki pantaloon/trouser/[your legging here] sniffer.
10 rupees in it for you if you can articulate it. Easy rupees.
Can you earn them? Or are you and your sidekicks just going to gesticulate and tapdance sideways, as usual?

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Re: Kansas rejects abortion ban
Reply #81 - Aug 19^th, 2024 at 9:44pm

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 9:06pm:

Karnal wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 6:38pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 5:07pm:

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 5:00pm:

philperth2010 wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 3:28pm:

So is Trump a liar for claiming he was responsible for overturning Roe v Wade Fwank???

Quote:

Trump: 'I was able to kill Roe v. Wade'

After 50 years of failure, with nobody coming even close, I was able to kill Roe v. Wade, much to the “shock” of everyone, and for the first time put the Pro Life movement in a strong negotiating position over the Radicals that are willing to kill babies even into their 9th month, and beyond. Without me there would be no 6 weeks, 10 weeks, 15 weeks, or whatever is finally agreed to. Without me the pro Life movement would have just kept losing. Thank you President TRUMP!!!

You realise it's all bullshit, don't you?

Lol, look who I'm asking. Of course you don't Grin

Oh yes, he does. The old boy's stuck defending a policy he doesn't even hold dear to his poor old heart.

....
WITCH HUNT !!!

What policies do you think I am defending?

You haven't said, paki pantaloon/trouser/[your legging here] sniffer.
10 rupees in it for you if you can articulate it. Easy rupees.
Can you earn them? Or are you and your sidekicks just going to gesticulate and tapdance sideways, as usual?

What are Trump's policies?

I'm curious.

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Re: Kansas rejects abortion ban
Reply #82 - Aug 19^th, 2024 at 9:49pm

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 8:23pm:

Karnal wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 7:14pm:

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 7:07pm:

Karnal wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 6:56pm:

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 6:44pm:

Karnal wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 6:38pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 5:07pm:

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 5:00pm:

philperth2010 wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 3:28pm:

So is Trump a liar for claiming he was responsible for overturning Roe v Wade Fwank???

Quote:

Trump: 'I was able to kill Roe v. Wade'

After 50 years of failure, with nobody coming even close, I was able to kill Roe v. Wade, much to the “shock” of everyone, and for the first time put the Pro Life movement in a strong negotiating position over the Radicals that are willing to kill babies even into their 9th month, and beyond. Without me there would be no 6 weeks, 10 weeks, 15 weeks, or whatever is finally agreed to. Without me the pro Life movement would have just kept losing. Thank you President TRUMP!!!

You realise it's all bullshit, don't you?

Lol, look who I'm asking. Of course you don't Grin

Oh yes, he does. The old boy's stuck defending a policy he doesn't even hold dear to his poor old heart.

What policy do you think I am defending, pantaloon sniffer?

That's a question, dear boy.

You just wanted to say pantaloons, now didn't you?

What policy do you think I am defending, trouser sniffer?

Oo-er, now it's trousers.

Cunning, no?

So, then - what policy do you think I am defending, paki pantaloon, trouser, [your legging here] sniffer?

Why, you know what policy you're defending, you naughty old trouser-wearer.

The only policy your DL claimed as his legacy: his jolly old judicial appointments. Do you want to disagree with him again?

Knock yourself out. Here he is, telling you:

https://trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trum...

Consider yourself suitably sniffed, dear boy. Pantaloons n'all.

Ever get the feeling?

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Re: Kansas rejects abortion ban
Reply #83 - Aug 19^th, 2024 at 10:04pm

Not just Kansas:

Quote:

Since the Supreme Court’s Dobbs decision overturning Roe v. Wade, voters in 6 states have weighed in on constitutional amendments regarding abortion, and the side favoring access to abortion prevailed in every state. In 4 of these states – California, Michigan, Ohio, and Vermont – measures amending the state constitution to protect the right to abortion were approved by voters and in the other 2 states – Kentucky and Kansas – measures seeking to curtail the right to abortion failed. In 2024, up to 11 states may have abortion measures on their ballot seeking to either affirm that the state constitution protects the right to abortion or that nothing in the constitution confers such a right. There are two routes a measure may be placed on the ballot: citizen initiative and legislative referral.

https://www.kff.org/womens-health-policy/dashboard/ballot-tracker-status-of-abor...

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Re: Kansas rejects abortion ban
Reply #84 - Aug 19^th, 2024 at 10:06pm

Karnal wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 9:49pm:

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 8:23pm:

Karnal wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 7:14pm:

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 7:07pm:

Karnal wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 6:56pm:

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 6:44pm:

Karnal wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 6:38pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 5:07pm:

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 5:00pm:

philperth2010 wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 3:28pm:

So is Trump a liar for claiming he was responsible for overturning Roe v Wade Fwank???

Quote:

Trump: 'I was able to kill Roe v. Wade'

After 50 years of failure, with nobody coming even close, I was able to kill Roe v. Wade, much to the “shock” of everyone, and for the first time put the Pro Life movement in a strong negotiating position over the Radicals that are willing to kill babies even into their 9th month, and beyond. Without me there would be no 6 weeks, 10 weeks, 15 weeks, or whatever is finally agreed to. Without me the pro Life movement would have just kept losing. Thank you President TRUMP!!!

You realise it's all bullshit, don't you?

Lol, look who I'm asking. Of course you don't Grin

Oh yes, he does. The old boy's stuck defending a policy he doesn't even hold dear to his poor old heart.

What policy do you think I am defending, pantaloon sniffer?

That's a question, dear boy.

You just wanted to say pantaloons, now didn't you?

What policy do you think I am defending, trouser sniffer?

Oo-er, now it's trousers.

Cunning, no?

So, then - what policy do you think I am defending, paki pantaloon, trouser, [your legging here] sniffer?

Why, you know what policy you're defending, you naughty old trouser-wearer.

The only policy your DL claimed as his legacy: his jolly old judicial appointments. Do you want to disagree with him again?

Knock yourself out. Here he is, telling you:

https://trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trum...

Consider yourself suitably sniffed, dear boy. Pantaloons n'all.

Ever get the feeling?

Oh? I am defending Trumps remarks on judicial appointments now.

No longer policies. Just his remarks. I thought you said I was defending his policies but you can't say what they are.
Turd scuttled in to help you by saying there are no policies.
So you are saying I am defending policies that turd says do no exist. Clown show is correct.

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Re: Kansas rejects abortion ban
Reply #85 - Aug 19^th, 2024 at 10:10pm

Jovial Monk wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 10:04pm:

Not just Kansas:

Quote:

Since the Supreme Court’s Dobbs decision overturning Roe v. Wade, voters in 6 states have weighed in on constitutional amendments regarding abortion, and the side favoring access to abortion prevailed in every state. In 4 of these states – California, Michigan, Ohio, and Vermont – measures amending the state constitution to protect the right to abortion were approved by voters and in the other 2 states – Kentucky and Kansas – measures seeking to curtail the right to abortion failed. In 2024, up to 11 states may have abortion measures on their ballot seeking to either affirm that the state constitution protects the right to abortion or that nothing in the constitution confers such a right. There are two routes a measure may be placed on the ballot: citizen initiative and legislative referral.

https://www.kff.org/womens-health-policy/dashboard/ballot-tracker-status-of-abor...

See? Like SCOTUS said - this is a matter for the people's elected representatives in each state to arbitrate.

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Re: Kansas rejects abortion ban
Reply #86 - Aug 19^th, 2024 at 10:47pm

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 10:06pm:

Karnal wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 9:49pm:

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 8:23pm:

Karnal wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 7:14pm:

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 7:07pm:

Karnal wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 6:56pm:

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 6:44pm:

Karnal wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 6:38pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 5:07pm:

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 5:00pm:

philperth2010 wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 3:28pm:

So is Trump a liar for claiming he was responsible for overturning Roe v Wade Fwank???

Quote:

Trump: 'I was able to kill Roe v. Wade'

After 50 years of failure, with nobody coming even close, I was able to kill Roe v. Wade, much to the “shock” of everyone, and for the first time put the Pro Life movement in a strong negotiating position over the Radicals that are willing to kill babies even into their 9th month, and beyond. Without me there would be no 6 weeks, 10 weeks, 15 weeks, or whatever is finally agreed to. Without me the pro Life movement would have just kept losing. Thank you President TRUMP!!!

You realise it's all bullshit, don't you?

Lol, look who I'm asking. Of course you don't Grin

Oh yes, he does. The old boy's stuck defending a policy he doesn't even hold dear to his poor old heart.

What policy do you think I am defending, pantaloon sniffer?

That's a question, dear boy.

You just wanted to say pantaloons, now didn't you?

What policy do you think I am defending, trouser sniffer?

Oo-er, now it's trousers.

Cunning, no?

So, then - what policy do you think I am defending, paki pantaloon, trouser, [your legging here] sniffer?

Why, you know what policy you're defending, you naughty old trouser-wearer.

The only policy your DL claimed as his legacy: his jolly old judicial appointments. Do you want to disagree with him again?

Knock yourself out. Here he is, telling you:

https://trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trum...

Consider yourself suitably sniffed, dear boy. Pantaloons n'all.

Ever get the feeling?

Oh? I am defending Trumps remarks on judicial appointments now.

No longer policies. Just his remarks. I thought you said I was defending his policies but you can't say what they are.
Turd scuttled in to help you by saying there are no policies.
So you are saying I am defending policies that turd says do no exist. Clown show is correct.

I told you what they are. They were a core erection promise you completely disagree with. You support the right to abortion as much as everybody here. That's why you're playing cute.

What a clown show. You should join Bobby's Vinnie Barbarino Appreciation Society, old boy.

What?

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Re: Kansas rejects abortion ban
Reply #87 - Aug 19^th, 2024 at 10:59pm

Frank wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 10:10pm:

Jovial Monk wrote on Aug 19^th, 2024 at 10:04pm:

Not just Kansas:

Quote:

Since the Supreme Court’s Dobbs decision overturning Roe v. Wade, voters in 6 states have weighed in on constitutional amendments regarding abortion, and the side favoring access to abortion prevailed in every state. In 4 of these states – California, Michigan, Ohio, and Vermont – measures amending the state constitution to protect the right to abortion were approved by voters and in the other 2 states – Kentucky and Kansas – measures seeking to curtail the right to abortion failed. In 2024, up to 11 states may have abortion measures on their ballot seeking to either affirm that the state constitution protects the right to abortion or that nothing in the constitution confers such a right. There are two routes a measure may be placed on the ballot: citizen initiative and legislative referral.

https://www.kff.org/womens-health-policy/dashboard/ballot-tracker-status-of-abor...

See? Like SCOTUS said - this is a matter for the people's elected representatives in each state to arbitrate.

Dobbs didn't rule on elected representatives or states' rights, old boy. It removed the right to abortion under the constitution.

You're not citing SCOTUS, you ridiculous old fool, you're regurgitating DL. This merely shows how hard you've been fisted.

How does it feeeel?

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Re: Kansas rejects abortion ban
Reply #88 - Aug 19^th, 2024 at 11:57pm

Now, now, children - Roe v Wade didn't legalise abortion - it legalised not prosecuting women who sought abortion. Not quite the same thing, so the whole thing was left balancing on a razor's edge (sic) - and now all that has happened is that the supreme court tossed it back to the individual states.

All that is happening is that some are accepting not prosecuting abortion seekers, and others are working on it ...

Back and front T-shirts? So they don't know if they're coming or going.... but Trump is the best comedy routine of the two... almost on a par with Gadaffi, may Allah rest his soul.... Karamella.... what are her policies ... I'm curious.....

Still got some hats and T-shirts from last time.... might have to get a couple of this time for the full collection. Jesus - I started tossing odd coins into a toffee tin years ago now - and looked one up tonight - $4000 for a 20c piece.. some odd dollars are selling for $20,000! I'm waiting on the cashless society to cash in ....................

As for Abbott and Gillard - been there - got the dog chew doll .............

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Re: Kansas rejects abortion ban
Reply #89 - Aug 20^th, 2024 at 11:48am

DNC Dyes Chicago River Red To Celebrate Abortion

CHICAGO, IL — As top Democratic political leaders and influencers gathered in the Windy City for the week, the Democratic National Convention dyed the Chicago River red to celebrate abortion.

The decision was made to make the river blood-colored for the party's convention as a striking visual to emphasize the Democrats' unending commitment to slaughtering defenseless babies in as large of quantities as possible.

"Turning the Chicago River blood-red is the perfect way to celebrate our party's national convention and remind everyone just how excited we get about killing babies," said DNC Chair Jaime Harrison. "We're just bummed we couldn't use actual baby blood. Keep killin' those babies, folks!"

In addition to administering free vasectomies and abortions as part of the convention's festivities, Democrats confirmed that each night of the convention would begin with a ceremonial child sacrifice ritual. "It's important to maintain the deeply spiritual aspect," Harrison said. "Abortion forms the bedrock of what we are as a political party, so it only makes sense to showcase our celebration of killing babies in any way we can."

Officials said the red Chicago river would not only show the party's enthusiasm for baby murder but also serve as a visual preview of the tidal wave of communism the party would seek to usher in if Kamala Harris is elected. "We're all about the red," Harrison said. "The blood of innocent children… unbridled communism… bring on the red!"

At publishing time, city officials said they were unconcerned about the dyeing of the river since city streets have been running red with blood for years.

Joy.

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